Dungeon Dilettante
Posts: 4
Joined: Monday, 11th August 2014, 19:04
Tuesday, 19th August 2014, 14:58
Rejected Gods: the lesser pantheon
Yag the Yakkity – God of Yaktaurs
Appreciates
-training Crossbows skill, and making kills with a crossbow
-saxophones
-traveling in a pack
-bellowing
Depreciates
-Talking back
-eating yak, death yak or yaktaur flesh (excommunication)
Abilities
***... Gain Herd - enslaves all yaks/death yaks in sight. Success based on piety and invocations
****.. Convert Herd – PASSIVE: if you kill a yaktaur captain, all regular yaktaurs in LOS become friendly as long as there are no yaktaur captains in LOS.
Brosephina – Goddess of Egotistical Bros. The hottest chick ever. True bros worship her, and want to be her, uh, I mean do her.
Appreciates:
-quaffing potions of confusion, poison, might, berserk rage, or mutation
-eating to the point of being engorged
-scoring
-manliness, bro
Depreciates
-running from uniques
-considering the fact that some women may not find you attractive. Some men might not, either.
-playing as Hill Orcs (Bros before HO's, dude)
Abilities
***... - Brotastic Seduction – makes target enslaved temporarily. Should only be used on hot, human-ish females. Only has a worthwhile success rate on desperate targets. Should never be used on grenades like Josephine or Erolcha, unless there's been a serious drought, man. Shouldn't be used on Fannar or Norris either, unless you're a little drunk and nobody you know is around. Don't even think of using it on Natasha, or sheep. Seriously bro, don't think about it. Stop right now. Bra, you're STILL thinking about it, I can see it in your eyes! That's just gross, bro.
Vii Gia – Goddess of Annoyingly Righteous Evangelistic Vegans
Appreciates
-eating fruit that tastes bad, like snozcumbers
-being “Very Hungry” or "Near Starving"
-killing intelligent carnivores like Trolls and Kobolds
Depreciates
-eating meat, drinking blood (immediate excommunication)
-eating cheese or royal jellies (those killer bees worked hard to make it for their larvae)
-butchering corpses
-wearing animal skins or dragon hides
-killing animals (yes, dragons, hydras, hellephants and orb spiders all count!)
Abilities
*.... Open Minded Pallet - allows carnivorous species to "just try" fruit, bread, and potions of porridge. At first these offer little nutrition, but nutrition increases with piety, kind of like chunks with an amulet of the gourmand
**.... Vegan Preaching – just like Zin's Recite, except all it does is enrage speaking (though I wouldn't say intelligent) enemies to berserk status. Has higher success rate on stupider creatures
***... Convert to Veganism - if you can get an intelligent monster to convert, you gain tons of piety and temporary 3 aut invincibility from divine self-righteousness. Using this ability costs one fruit to offer it to them, success based on piety, invocations, and the target's attitude. Note that this does not necessarily make the target friendly or pacified, but has a small % chance to do so, greater chance if the target is a hungry troll and you actually converted it.
Other Flavor
Any food or potions you buy from a shop will be three times as expensive as normal.
Will not accept any PCs who started with the Hunter background.
Will accept vampires, felids, kobolds and trolls, but will excommunicate them as soon as they eat meat or drink blood
Anon – Evil God of Trolls
Only accepts trolls as worshipers
Appreciates
-berating other players in your chat box when you play online. Greatly appreciates insults using the word “noob” or any offensive, off-color slurs
-complaining on forums
-spending 10+ hours straight playing online
Depreciates
-having friends (summoning or enslaving included), respecting others
-playing offline
-having an intelligence score greater than 6
-grammar, spelling, etiquette of any kind
Abilities
Guaranteed to gift you the Shield of Ignorance, and unrandart hat “Mask of Anonyminity” (yes, it's spelled incorrectly)
Baron Ewegloo – Short for long title Ayeammai Douta Rubb, Baron Ewermay Douta Gloo
Appreciates
-equipping shields of reflection
-throwing rocks right back at enemies who throw rocks at you, or throwing any identical weapon back at whatever got thrown at you
-casting the exact same spell on a foe who just cast a spell on you
Depreciates
-maturity, growing up (which means earning XP)
-poo-poo heads (excommunicates them)
Abilities
*..... Insult Immunity – any time Donald, Player Ghosts, an Imp, or anything else in the dungeon insults you, that insult bounces off of you and then sticks to them
****** - Insult Invincibility – any monster who insults you is immediately smitten for 4d50 damage
Additional Flavor -
Arch-nemesis of Anon. Will not allow followers of Anon to convert.
Appreciates
-training Crossbows skill, and making kills with a crossbow
-saxophones
-traveling in a pack
-bellowing
Depreciates
-Talking back
-eating yak, death yak or yaktaur flesh (excommunication)
Abilities
***... Gain Herd - enslaves all yaks/death yaks in sight. Success based on piety and invocations
****.. Convert Herd – PASSIVE: if you kill a yaktaur captain, all regular yaktaurs in LOS become friendly as long as there are no yaktaur captains in LOS.
Brosephina – Goddess of Egotistical Bros. The hottest chick ever. True bros worship her, and want to be her, uh, I mean do her.
Appreciates:
-quaffing potions of confusion, poison, might, berserk rage, or mutation
-eating to the point of being engorged
-scoring
-manliness, bro
Depreciates
-running from uniques
-considering the fact that some women may not find you attractive. Some men might not, either.
-playing as Hill Orcs (Bros before HO's, dude)
Abilities
***... - Brotastic Seduction – makes target enslaved temporarily. Should only be used on hot, human-ish females. Only has a worthwhile success rate on desperate targets. Should never be used on grenades like Josephine or Erolcha, unless there's been a serious drought, man. Shouldn't be used on Fannar or Norris either, unless you're a little drunk and nobody you know is around. Don't even think of using it on Natasha, or sheep. Seriously bro, don't think about it. Stop right now. Bra, you're STILL thinking about it, I can see it in your eyes! That's just gross, bro.
Vii Gia – Goddess of Annoyingly Righteous Evangelistic Vegans
Appreciates
-eating fruit that tastes bad, like snozcumbers
-being “Very Hungry” or "Near Starving"
-killing intelligent carnivores like Trolls and Kobolds
Depreciates
-eating meat, drinking blood (immediate excommunication)
-eating cheese or royal jellies (those killer bees worked hard to make it for their larvae)
-butchering corpses
-wearing animal skins or dragon hides
-killing animals (yes, dragons, hydras, hellephants and orb spiders all count!)
Abilities
*.... Open Minded Pallet - allows carnivorous species to "just try" fruit, bread, and potions of porridge. At first these offer little nutrition, but nutrition increases with piety, kind of like chunks with an amulet of the gourmand
**.... Vegan Preaching – just like Zin's Recite, except all it does is enrage speaking (though I wouldn't say intelligent) enemies to berserk status. Has higher success rate on stupider creatures
***... Convert to Veganism - if you can get an intelligent monster to convert, you gain tons of piety and temporary 3 aut invincibility from divine self-righteousness. Using this ability costs one fruit to offer it to them, success based on piety, invocations, and the target's attitude. Note that this does not necessarily make the target friendly or pacified, but has a small % chance to do so, greater chance if the target is a hungry troll and you actually converted it.
Other Flavor
Any food or potions you buy from a shop will be three times as expensive as normal.
Will not accept any PCs who started with the Hunter background.
Will accept vampires, felids, kobolds and trolls, but will excommunicate them as soon as they eat meat or drink blood
Anon – Evil God of Trolls
Only accepts trolls as worshipers
Appreciates
-berating other players in your chat box when you play online. Greatly appreciates insults using the word “noob” or any offensive, off-color slurs
-complaining on forums
-spending 10+ hours straight playing online
Depreciates
-having friends (summoning or enslaving included), respecting others
-playing offline
-having an intelligence score greater than 6
-grammar, spelling, etiquette of any kind
Abilities
Guaranteed to gift you the Shield of Ignorance, and unrandart hat “Mask of Anonyminity” (yes, it's spelled incorrectly)
Baron Ewegloo – Short for long title Ayeammai Douta Rubb, Baron Ewermay Douta Gloo
Appreciates
-equipping shields of reflection
-throwing rocks right back at enemies who throw rocks at you, or throwing any identical weapon back at whatever got thrown at you
-casting the exact same spell on a foe who just cast a spell on you
Depreciates
-maturity, growing up (which means earning XP)
-poo-poo heads (excommunicates them)
Abilities
*..... Insult Immunity – any time Donald, Player Ghosts, an Imp, or anything else in the dungeon insults you, that insult bounces off of you and then sticks to them
****** - Insult Invincibility – any monster who insults you is immediately smitten for 4d50 damage
Additional Flavor -
Arch-nemesis of Anon. Will not allow followers of Anon to convert.
