Use punctuation

[Kismet]

In the internet tough guy style guide it stipulates that if you are being especially dry or condescending then you shouldn't even use punctuation or capitalization. This is so lame. Whenever I see a post written this way I double the poster's BMI in my imagination. If you are trying to be tough about the "Dungeon Crawl" video game, at least use capitalization and end your sentences with periods.

[mikee]

*nom nom* what's something mean i can write in lowercase letters? *nom nom* this post is gonna make me fatter than e.e. cummings

[Bloax]

yes i imagine everyone that writes like this as angry, angry bodybuilders too

[Arrhythmia]

actually writing w/o caps or punctuation is a good way to show the world just how cool, and chill, you really are

[twelwe]

saves time

[nicolae]

I. P.R.E.F.E.R. U.S.I.N.G. A.S. M.U.C.H. C.A.P.I.T.A.L.I.Z.A.T.I.O.N. A.N.D. P.U.N.C.T.U.A.T.I.O.N. A.S. P.O.S.S.I.B.L.E.

[Sar]

In the internet tough guy style guide it stipulates that if you are being especially dry or condescending then you shouldn't even use punctuation or capitalization. This is so lame. Whenever I see a post written this way I double the poster's BMI in my imagination. If you are trying to be tough about the "Dungeon Crawl" video game, at least use capitalization and end your sentences with periods.

meh

[and into]

chicago or apa or mla

[Sprucery]

itsevencoolertoleaveoutallthespacestoo

[Bloax]

EVERYONEKNOWSTHATTHEBESTWAYTOWRITELENGTHYSENTENCESANDSPEECHESISTONOTSPACEANYWORDSANDALWAYSREMEMBERTOWRITEINALLCAPSTOTRULYMAKEITSTICKOUTTHATYOUARESERIOUSABOUTWHATYOUAREWRITINGABOUTANDIMEANWHYWOULDYOUNOTTAKEMESERIOUSLYWHENIAMWRITINGANOBSCENELYLONGLINEOFFUCKINGLETTERSAREYOUSTUPIDORSOMETHINGTHATISREALLYELEMENTARYSTUFFTHATEVERYONEKNOWSNAMELYTHEFACTTHATIAMREALLYJUSTMESSINGWITHYOUATTHISPOINTBEGONESPAWNOFDARKNESSNOWGOOUTSIDEANDPLAYSOMETHINGTHATISNOTDECODINGASTRINGOFALLCAPSLETTERSTHATISFARTOOLONGALREADY

[dck]

fucking nerds

[variouselite]

You seem way more impressive if you write and punctuate everything perfectly. I am super awesome. End. Fucking nerds. Unnecessary punctuation commences: ~!!#@#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^$$(*&*%(^&%$*&. Look at all those fancy symbols. Impressive eh? Owned. Uninstall bitch. kekekekekkekekekekeke.

[Patashu]

it's actually really useful as a guide to tavern. if one of my posts doesn't use capital letters, it's not worth reading

[Bloax]

yes and i believe you and i have something in common here

[XuaXua]

WHATSUP WHINERS?

[Curio]

yes i imagine everyone that writes like this as angry, angry bodybuilders, bro

Ftfy.

[magicpoints]

actually writing w/o caps or punctuation is a good way to show the world just how cool, and chill, you really are

so chill i got 27 skill in ice magic

so chill i dont need no conj skill for a glaciate

[scorpionwarrior]

Whenever I see a post written this way I double the poster's BMI in my imagination.

all those years working at the carnival really payed off, eh?

[wheals]

In the Internet tough guy style guide it stipulates that if you are being especially dry or condescending then you shouldn't even use punctuation or capitalization. This is so lame. Whenever I see a post written this way I double the poster's BMI in my imagination. If you are trying to be tough about the "Dungeon Crawl" video game, at least use capitalization and end your sentences with periods.

ftfy

[Kaeoschassis]

Duvessa, did you ever figure out the function for negative thanks? Just curious.

Seriously though, some typing quirks can make a post marginally more difficult to read, I agree. I don't see it as a big issue, though - certainly I don't think there's anyone on this forum I ever have trouble understanding (due to punctuation, at least). I can take the extra half a second to figure out where the periods or commas would be.
When your post exists solely to crap on people who don't feel like typing the way you do, AND take a not-so-subtle dig at people who don't meet your particular physical standards in the process, yeah, I don't deem it worth the time it took me to read it, let alone type this reply.
But hey, I'm a masochist~ ;p

[Aule]

In the internet tough guy style guide it stipulates that if you are being especially dry or condescending then you shouldn't even use punctuation or capitalization. This is so lame. Whenever I see a post written this way I double the poster's BMI in my imagination. If you are trying to be tough about the "Dungeon Crawl" video game, at least use capitalization and end your sentences with periods.

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[johlstei]

I rip babies in twain when I read a post which fails to properly use the subjunctive mood