Replace TSO's "Cleansing Flame" with "The Holy Hand Grenade"

[Osgoodbad]

In order to blow thine enemies to bits in his mercy.
Instead of a burst of damage centered on the PC, it is a beam targeted projectile that explodes after 3 aut. 4 aut it will not delay, neither will it delay 2 aut except with the understanding that it will proceed to explode on the third aut. 5 aut is right out.
Especially effective against small mammals (rats, quokkas, bats, rabbits, etc)

[Patashu]

Fulminant Prism?

[Kaeoschassis]

No, I think it definitely needs to be a god ability. SOMEONE has to bless this, their hand grenade.

[Sprucery]

FR: a unique named Monty Python. Tosses holy hand grenades. Abilities: "silly walk" (confuses you), "summon big stomping foot" (massive impact damage, shafts you).

[Mankeli]

DDs should also scream anytime their damage reduction kicks in "It's just a flesh wound".

[tedric]

  Code:

Monty Python comes into view.
Monty Python shouts, "And now for something completely different!"
Monty Python hits you with a Trout of Slapping.

[Hopeless]

Wasn't there a point during the transition from Pernband to Tome (Tales of Middle Earth) that there were a bunch of joke monsters including stuff from Monty Python?

[Lyrick]

  Code:

The knight mumbles some strange words.
"Ni! Ni! Ni!" You writhe in agony!


[crate]

[red_kangaroo]

If I remember correctly, CLIVAN had Holy Handgrenades of Antioch. And Dark Knights who scream "This but a flesh wound!" when you chop their limbs off (you can do that).

And Mistresses with whips, but that's for a different audience.