Spider Stomper
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Joined: Tuesday, 27th August 2013, 01:36
Random Stupid Ideas
• Durian - a vegetable type food item which has a side effect of repelling every nearby enemy.
• If there's a rat (any color) and an elephant both in your LoS at the same time the elephant is hit with an unresistable fear effect.
• Introduce JHVH as a worshipable god. Never speaks to the player, gives a number of powerful abilities that have no perceptible effect (it doesn't even tell you if you successfully used the ability or not), doesn't show piety, and praying may or may not have any actual effect (but will always make you feel as though it does).
• Introduce the afterlife. Die and you respawn -totally naked and reduced to XL1- in a random Hell branch. If you manage to make your way out of Hell then you get to continue your quest.
• After ascending with the Orb you find yourself in a new "Town" branch where everyone congratulates you on a job well done... and then transform into Pan lords and kill you. Because what did you think the Orb did?
• If Edmund kills you he calls Sigmund on his cell phone and brags.
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