Thursday, 24th April 2014, 16:08 by somesortofthing
I was looking for some roguelikes when my fancy nice computer broke down and all I had was a laptop from 2007 that ran a pirated Russian version of Vista 32 bit, had a malfunctioning wifi card, weirdass user file corruption that prevented me from installing anything I couldn't change to a different directory, and a weirdly slanted Tab key that has been fixed ever since my second run of MiBe(Not even joking, that's how it happened). I remembered that roguelikes existed, and I needed some new ones besides TOME and Vulture Nethack. I went on /r/roguelikes to see if there were any ones that I haven't heard of, and found out about DCSS, which they were(and still are) going crazy over. Played it along with Slash'em ever since. Seriously, this game is like crack. You know what it does to you, but keep going back for more again and again, hoping to overcome it, but it never happens. That's my experience at least.
I really should have realized the implications of playing a polearm user named Flaccidity.