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Friday, 14th March 2014, 09:14
Tavern mumblings of an old timer
I remember when it all used to be green fields around here.
Tavern mumblings of an old timer
If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.
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Ziggurat Zagger
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 13:50
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Now it's just whippersnappers as far as the eye can see.
Sewers Scotsman
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 13:55
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Whippersnappers and pictures of women/fantasy creatures with preposterous physiques and clothing.
It weren't like this when I were young.
It weren't like this when I were young.
Dungeon Master
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 13:59
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Worse yet, whippersnappers looking down on veterans who crawled on their knees and fought lethal letters like a man! The spoiled youth of today will confuse the command line with an officer responsible for line dancers. They see an i and think nothing of it, or worse yet, a product of the fashion industry. Two or three years of service for Kikubaaqudgha should harden them enough to get out of their predicament. I hear they have unhealty relationships with mice. Only my grey beard jamming the keys prevents me from spelling out the ugly truth in all gory details.
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Sewers Scotsman
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 14:01
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
dpeg wrote:my grey beard jamming the keys
You too? Man, I hate it when that happens.
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 16:11
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Confidence Interval wrote:Whippersnappers and pictures of women/fantasy creatures with preposterous physiques and clothing.
It weren't like this when I were young.
I'd be very happy to post pictures of men/fantasy creatures with preposterous physiques and clothing if you feel we are lacking that
Sewers Scotsman
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 16:18
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
cerebovssquire wrote:I'd be very happy to post pictures of men/fantasy creatures with preposterous physiques and clothing
That would be most welcome but Grimm will lock the thread if you do that.
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 17:49
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
proposal: split CYC in CYC and The Brothel, and adult-only area for open minded crawlers to freely share NSFW content.
Last edited by Hirsch I on Friday, 14th March 2014, 19:36, edited 1 time in total.
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 18:15
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Hirsch: That's a really good idea. I have lots of content that's Not Suitable For Whippersnappers.
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 18:26
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Confidence Interval wrote:Whippersnappers and pictures of women/fantasy creatures with preposterous physiques and clothing.
It weren't like this when I were young.
Spoiler: show
Shoals Surfer
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Friday, 14th March 2014, 18:28
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
What's this tavern shite? Back in the old days, when men were men, elves were elves, and such like, and when mountain dwarves still roamed the land, we didn't have this newfangled tavern. We had to drink and talk and spread the news in a group with a bunch of other miscellaneous heathenfolk what were going off to other dungeons and suchlike, instead of worshiping the rightful gods and talking about the legendary Zot. Tavern? Luxury, I says, luxury.
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Saturday, 15th March 2014, 04:46
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
dpeg wrote:Hirsch: That's a really good idea. I have lots of content that's Not Suitable For Whippersnappers.
A bunch of really sexy letters?
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Saturday, 15th March 2014, 04:58
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Confidence Interval wrote:I remember when it all used to be green felids around here.
FTFY
Wins (Does not include my GrEE^Veh 15-runer...stupid experimental branch)
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Saturday, 15th March 2014, 05:32
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Now there are house felids and field felids.
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Saturday, 15th March 2014, 11:22
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
my posts are to be read in a mildly playful tone, with a deep, sexy voice.
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Sunday, 16th March 2014, 18:14
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Grimm wrote:Now there are house felids and field felids.
Do we have hill felids and mountain felids?
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Sunday, 16th March 2014, 19:51
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
sgrunt wrote:Grimm wrote:Now there are house felids and field felids.
Do we have hill felids and mountain felids?
And a nice grey felid. Or when they play in the garbage pit, a sludge felid.
Crap, this makes me nostalgic. Any place I can play legacy Crawl? Preferably just post Darshan's travel patch because I can't take the tedium. But oh shit, I'd have to victory dance, and such.
Sewers Scotsman
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Monday, 17th March 2014, 10:02
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
You're right, Crawl used to be great. Someone's recent post made me think of the days when light armour and heavy armour were really two different things. Sic transit gloria crawli, as I increasingly find myself saying.
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Monday, 17th March 2014, 10:07
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Grimm wrote:dpeg wrote:Hirsch: That's a really good idea. I have lots of content that's Not Suitable For Whippersnappers.
A bunch of really sexy letters?
sexy ASCII arts of naked sexy elves?
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Monday, 17th March 2014, 10:32
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
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Monday, 17th March 2014, 10:52
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
pratamawirya wrote:Grimm wrote:dpeg wrote:Hirsch: That's a really good idea. I have lots of content that's Not Suitable For Whippersnappers.
A bunch of really sexy letters?
sexy ASCII arts of naked sexy elves?
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Monday, 17th March 2014, 10:57
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
please, tag your post NSFW, duvessa.
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Monday, 17th March 2014, 16:43
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
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Tuesday, 18th March 2014, 00:21
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Confidence Interval wrote:dpeg wrote:my grey beard jamming the keys
You too? Man, I hate it when that happens.
Having long beautiful sexy hair only has advantages except when it gets stuck between buttcheeks. Taking a shower and pulling out out is an awkward feeling.
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Tuesday, 18th March 2014, 06:54
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Hirsch I, I thought we talked about this.
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Tuesday, 18th March 2014, 07:23
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
You talked to Hirsch I about the hair between her buttcheeks?
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Tuesday, 18th March 2014, 12:21
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
grimm: ascii ladies in bikini counts? i really dont know if you are serious...
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Tuesday, 18th March 2014, 20:34
Re: Tavern mumblings of an old timer
Thread locked... And loaded. 
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