Xom gift: Orb of Zot?

[Tiktacy]

I know this is kind of a silly idea, but what if xom had a very very small chance to give you the orb of zot at high "piety"?

I doubt most players would be able to survive pan creatures early in the game so it wouldn't be TOO over powered(and you could also add some restrictions like turn count for example). Just thought that would be something really funny to add haha.

[Bart]

Yeah, that's a funny idea. Did somebody hit you in head with a quarterstaff of chaos?

[Amnesiac]

And then you ascend and you are told that it's fake and you return to the dungeon.

[Tiktacy]

And then you ascend and you are told that it's fake and you return to the dungeon.

I like this.

[Hirsch I]

I think it is spoilery, and would make xom a nobrainer. it would also not be very realistic, as xom does not "own" the orb. it would be much more interesting if it turned you into a mountain dwarf. optmal play would be to not enter zot until the xom gifts you.
BINGO!!!!

[Arkhan]

New 'Bored' action: Xom teleports you right in front of the Orb, says "See that, mortal? See it? Fetch!" and then returns you to where you began.

[Hirsch I]

then you apport it, and xom returns you to d:1.
"good boy. now give it..." and throws it again, to zot.

[Lyrick]

At very low piety:

Small chance to port you all the way to Zot:5

....and leave you there.

[Hirsch I]

"lets see if you are strong enough to survive yet."

[varsovie]

And then you ascend and you are told that it's fake and you return to the dungeon.

and it opens Nethack instead.

[pratamawirya]

This gave me an idea for a useless misc item:

Orb of Zot

Description: An almost nondescript round stone with the word "Zot" carved on the surface.

Weights like a stone of tremor. Xom may gifts it to you as a joke.

Alternatively, it can be a throwing weapon that deals decent damage.

[Arkhan]

Orb of Xot

see how many new people are really paying attention to the game

[Viashino_wizard]

Orb of Xot

see how many new people are really paying attention to the game

this needs to be a thing

It can be evoked to produce the effects of ?random.

[Sprucery]

Orb of Dot: can be evoked to rest for one turn.

[Hirsch I]

Orb of Not. can be evoked to cancel stupid action.

[Patashu]

Orb of Bot: Replaces the Orb of Zot if autorobin makes it to Zot:5.