Proposal: Beef Jerky --> Yak Jerky

[variouselite]

Proposal: Beef Jerky --> Yak Jerky

Because: Improved flavor(imo)

Agree, disagree, comments?

[reaver]

You know it's in game canon that Beef Jerky is made from Minotaurs, right? That's pretty flavorful to me.

[duvessa]

Actually, the game is inconsistent on that point. Aside from the description, casting Simulacrum while wielding beef jerky produces "cow" or "bull" simulacra (which are renamed yak and death yak simulacra, respectively).

[moocowmoocow]

I know how we can fix this... add cows to the game.

[duvessa]

I died to a cow in SLASH'EM once.

[psyshvl]

Whose to say that all the jerky is made from the same animal? Some could be minotaur, some could be cow, some could even be giant rat meat.

[duvessa]

Whose to say that all the jerky is made from the same animal? Some could be minotaur, some could be cow, some could even be giant rat meat.

Casting simulacrum on the beef jerky in the minotaur jerky vault produces cow or bull simulacra.

[Psiweapon]

That is, very clearly, because the minotaur is a chimeric creature and the jerky is made from the cow parts

Because who would want to eat humans? That's gross!

Owait...

[duvessa]

but if you cast simulacrum on minotaur chunks you still get minotaur simulacra

[Hirsch I]

because you dont have the ability of the Master Jerkers, who can separate the smallest threads of human flesh from the bull.

[duvessa]

because you dont have the ability of the Master Jerkers, who can separate the smallest threads of human flesh from the bull.

Now there's a good quote to take out of context

[Hirsch I]

I'll make it my signature.

[Bloax]

Your signature quote is your signature. You have quite the signature.

[Hirsch I]

even better now.

[Viashino_wizard]

Whose to say that all the jerky is made from the same animal? Some could be minotaur, some could be cow, some could even be giant rat meat.

FR: Zin worshippers have a random chance to lose piety when eating Jerky.

[TehDruid]

Beef Jelly.

[Hirsch I]

"this tastes really acid"

[DracheReborn]

Clearly the solution is for beef jerky to produce minotaur simulacrum.

And sausage definitely should be mystery meat - who the heck knows what goes into a sausage?

[Viashino_wizard]

And sausage definitely should be mystery meat - who the heck knows what goes into a sausage?

Sausages should produce Thrashing Horror simulacra.

[varsovie]

And sausage definitely should be mystery meat - who the heck knows what goes into a sausage?

Sausages should produce Thrashing Horror simulacra.

It would probably produce Grimm simulacra. Don't try it at home kids.