Diseases Explained, Forum-wise

[pratamawirya]

Berserkitis: getting angry and attacking the other person in a debate for no reason.

Teleportitis: changing the subject of a discussion/debate for no reason (a.k.a. Out of Topic).

Fast Metabolism: having no sufficient patience to keep up with the ongoing discussion/debate.

Blurry Vision: frequently misreading other people's posts.

Slow: thinking several steps behind others in a discussion/debate.

Deterioration: degradation of the quality of one's posts.

Deformed Body: inability to make a complete reply to the other person's argument.


Got any other else?

[joellercoaster]

Sticky Flame: Finding that stupid things you say in other threads have a way of catching up with you when you try and discuss other subjects...

[Sometimes]

Demonic Guardian (level 1): weak allies will rush to your aid in high tension situations, turning unfavourable fights into a colourful, noisy mess.

[mageykun]

+Mut: your posts spontaneously get edited against your will.

I was halfway tempted to just put that in someone else's post, just for fun.

[pratamawirya]

Demonic Guardian (level 1): weak allies will rush to your aid in high tension situations, turning unfavourable fights into a colourful, noisy mess.

Demonic Guardian (level 2): mods or even admins rush to your aid when people start to say that you suck.

Demonic Guardian (level 3): like level 2, but make it Bill Gates or some other public figure.

+Mut: your posts spontaneously get edited against your will.

I was halfway tempted to just put that in someone else's post, just for fun.

ROFL

[galehar]

Demonic Guardian (level 3): like level 2, but make it Bill Gates or some other public figure.

RMS is more appropriate as a level 3 demonic guardian.

[Jk]

Demonic Guardian (level 3): like level 2, but make it Bill Gates or some other public figure.

RMS is more appropriate as a level 3 demonic guardian.

So that's why you made the katana so good...

[pratamawirya]

Demonic Guardian (level 3): like level 2, but make it Bill Gates or some other public figure.

RMS is more appropriate as a level 3 demonic guardian.

So that's why you made the katana so good...

What is RMS?

[dolphin]

Richard Stallman. See also XKCD. Stallman is featured in parts 4 and 5, but it makes a bit more sense if you begin at the beginning.

[Jk]

You can also read about Okawaru gifting RMS his katana here.

[TwilightPhoenix]

Shoutitis: Parts of your posts are randomly in all caps. Unless you have Shoutitis 3, in which case it's rare that any part isn't in all caps.

Haste: You frequently make multiple posts back to back before anyone else can get a chance to respond.

[Megabass]

Shoutitis: Parts of your posts are randomly in all caps. Unless you have Shoutitis 3, in which case it's rare that any part isn't in all caps.

That'd explain varkarrus

[varkarrus]

I have AWESOMEITIS!
Like SHOUTITIS... but BETTER

[Stormfox]

Shoutitis: Parts of your posts are randomly in all caps. Unless you have Shoutitis 3, in which case it's rare that any part isn't in all caps.

That'd explain varkarrus :lol:

Nope. Shoutitis is "{shouting|yelling|screaming} uncontrollably", and varkarrus seems to know exactly what he's doing. ;)