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You're walking through the mall, and just catching sight of this freezes you in your tracks.
http://i.imgur.com/cdlX0TO.jpg

for me purple polka dots on black fabric is when i know too much crawl.

You know you play too much crawl wen you cant shower, because your afraid of electrical eels.

you know yuo play to much crawl when u got to mcdonalds and ask for chunks of rat flesh

You know your play too much Crawl hwen you wont go to the zoo w/out a flaming weapon..

you know you play too much crawl when youre feeling hungry and the first thing you think of is killing a dog for chunks.

you know you play too much crawl when you try a new drink and are afraid turning into a tree

You know you play too much Crawl when your o and tab keys are blank.

You know you play too much crawl when you instinctively feel safer in narrow hallways

You know you play too much Crawl when you kill or run from every living thing you meet.

You know you play too much crawl when you need to eat a loaf of bread every five minutes.

You know you play too much crawl when you only address crowds by staircases.

...when you nervously look over your shoulder and around the room before changing articles of clothing.

...when you encounter adversity and blame the devs

bryanpeddy wrote:...when you nervously look over your shoulder and around the room before changing articles of clothing.

Good point, I'll try to get rid of that bad habit. Not taking your clothes off in front of other people is so overrated anyway.

...you don't have a life.

...you like the idea of being mutated.

You know you play too much crawl when most things people suggest for crawl sounds like horseshit to you.

You know you've played too much crawl when your total score is > 0

You know you play to much crawl when you don't wear new cloth by fear of curse.

You know you play too much Crawl when you think of (or worse, refer to) your church as the Ecumenical Temple. Apparently storing your stuff there is frowned upon if you don't live there too.

....when you stuff every piece of paper, bottle, book, and twig into your bag.

when your attepts to make a funny joke are pathetic

I had a dream tonight. I was playing Spriggan of Dith. I got 10 runes and won in 13k turns.

Yermak wrote:I had a dream tonight. I was playing Spriggan of Dith. I got 10 runes and won in 13k turns.

I actually had to check to see if you did that, because I couldn't tell if you were joking or not.

Yermak wrote:I had a dream tonight. I was playing Spriggan of Dith. I got 10 runes and won in 13k turns.

At least I don't dream about crawl. That would be serious overkill. I have enough of it when I'm awake.

WalkerBoh wrote:I actually had to check to see if you did that, because I couldn't tell if you were joking or not.

and what's the result?

I've had several dreams where I was playing Crawl, usually losing a streak

I've had that before too, though a couple of times I dreamt I was playing the character (or a very similar one) I was playing at the moment irl and he died.

I also had a dream recently where I did something really terrible (I forgot what exactly it was) and then I thought "well, I'm fucked, but thankfully this is a dream" and then I thought a bit about that and came to the conclusion that it wasn't a dream. Then I woke up and wow that was a relief

you know you've played too much crawl, but not enough crawl, when you find yourself a secluded place to drink all the stuff you found on the ground.

...it's saturday and you are alone in the tavern

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Things can change.

when you think that playing a MuMo might be an interesting idea.

...you watch this music video:

https://vimeo.com/87178317

and all you can think is "Ooh, I wonder if MiEE^Fedhas is a viable combination"

adozu wrote:you know you've played too much crawl, but not enough crawl, when you find yourself a secluded place to drink all the stuff you found on the ground.

sounds like a normal saturday night

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