Life has a weird way of turning out

[Tiktacy]

I mean, I've had some interesting things happen in my life, but damn. I don't want to go into detail, but let's just say I just found out something proves that life either loves me, or is about to pull the cruelest string of irony it has on its fiendish little fingers.

What does yuif think? Have you ever thought about why life tries so hard to throw curve balls your way?

[pratamawirya]

why

1. xom; or
2. i'm getting lazy/boring lately

[Leafsnail]

I think it's just clustering illusion

[Grimm]

Life imitates Crawl.

[cerebovssquire]

I don't want to go into detail, but let's just say I just found out something proves that life either loves me

this is like one of these facebook posts where someone says "god i hate my life" and then you ask them what's wrong and then they tell you they don't want to talk about it

[pratamawirya]

the tavern keeps resembling facebook more and more with each passing day... (too bad I can't thank myself yet)

[variouselite]

just wait, within 3 years all of reality is going to resemble facebook(if it doesnt already).

[Hirsch I]

happiness is not what happens in the moment, but the amalgam of all the bad and good moments you had, and the hope of having new ones. if you can look behind and say "I lived. I won and lost, but kept going" then you will be happy.
think about it.

[johlstei]

Happiness is like a battlesphere. It's powerful and can right any wrong, but is ultimately transitory and liable to disappear when you need it most.

[Grimm]

Chagrin is like a yaktaur captain

[cerebovssquire]

happiness is like a mountain dwarf
you have faint memories of it but now it's gone

[Hirsch I]

I agree, happiness is like MD. you liked it, but some dev took it away from you.

[adozu]

love is like a scroll of acquirement, you are always looking for one in that next unidentified scroll and when you finally find it it's usually disappointing... but sometimes it just wins your match.

[Grimm]

aggravation is like a spriggan

it's got a double g

[duvessa]

life is like crawl, it sucks

[pratamawirya]

Life is like human, mundane and average.

[Roderic]

Crawl is hard then you die

[moocowmoocow]

Women are like Mara. They burn you up, mislead you, and turn you into your own worst enemy.

[TeshiAlair]

Life is like a demigod- your prayers are not answered

EDIT- Your life: Xom thinks this is hilarious!

[wizzzargh]

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0acEl97ZBME

[cerebovssquire]

the only thing that video does for me is giving me a craving for chocolate and a cigarette

[pratamawirya]

Crawl is hard then you die

This has to be the be all and end all Crawl quote.

[njvack]

teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those

there is nothing i look forward to in my day more than shattering my teeth on some nuts

[cerebovssquire]

aren't you a family man

[Tawdry]

the only thing that video does for me is giving me a craving for chocolate and a cigarette

Hi cerebovssquire, Every night before going, consume a method cup of lemon juice with 1/2 tsp of lotion of tartar. The lotion of tartar obviously helps eliminate the smoking from your system while the lemon juice changes Supplement C. Do this for 30 days and possibilities are your desires will reduce. It's more natural and less expensive than the "patch" or recommended medicines. I don't know all the important points about this, but it did work for me. I have stored a lot of cash not purchasing tobacco. They are $7.00 a package in some locations in New You are able to.

[duvessa]

that's got to be the best spambot I've ever seen

cigarette

[Confidence Interval]

Every night before going

Did you mean going or coming?

[cerebovssquire]

the only thing that video does for me is giving me a craving for chocolate and a cigarette

Hi cerebovssquire, Every night before going, consume a method cup of lemon juice with 1/2 tsp of lotion of tartar. The lotion of tartar obviously helps eliminate the smoking from your system while the lemon juice changes Supplement C. Do this for 30 days and possibilities are your desires will reduce. It's more natural and less expensive than the "patch" or recommended medicines. I don't know all the important points about this, but it did work for me. I have stored a lot of cash not purchasing tobacco. They are $7.00 a package in some locations in New You are able to.

Hi Tawdry,

[Confidence Interval]

I'm sorry to say this but you've aged a lot, CS.

[somesortofthing]

Life is like worshipping Xom without the mutations.

[tasonir]

I would like to find this New You place, I could use a replacement me. Can my copy be taught to do my job for me, or does it already know everything I know? Can I have two copies of myself, or is it necessary for us to battle to the death, so that only one of us remains? If so, will the New Me have less health problems, so I can replace myself with a younger body? Can the battle be pre-arranged suicide, or do we actually have to gladiator style combat? If gladiator style combat, what if the winner nevertheless has injuries which leave the surviving clone less healthy than my original body before I went to New You?

Is it gay if I have sex with myself?

[Kaeoschassis]

Would that be incest, or masturbation?

[duvessa]

[Hirsch I]

thanks a lot, duvessa, we truly need a touch of 4chan around here. ¬¬

[Tiktacy]

Well done.

[Kaeoschassis]

It IS a fairly easy mistake to make...

[duvessa]

[Hirsch I]

this is the seccond stupidest thing I ever saw.

[Kaeoschassis]

Alright, why fight the inevitable? I'll take one for the team here.

What's the most stupid?

[Hirsch I]

when I was 6, I convinced a friend that I had the formula for becoming the Hulk. we got a bucket, and started pouring stuff in there.
problem is, this included Chlorine, Milk, Alcohol, and other stuff. it reacted, filling the small room we where with poisonous gas. whe passed out, and took some time before his mother found us.
we've gone to the hospital, suffered some lung damage, where scared as fuck.
and yes, I knew that milk+chlorine produced bad vapours. I was just stupid and curious as hell.

[Sar]

so did you become the Hulk

[Kaeoschassis]

so did you become the Hulk

The Hulk's hands are too big to type. So I'm assuming probably not? But I might be wrong. Perhaps you can get keyboards with really huge keys?

[duvessa]

https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?p=76505#p76505

[Hirsch I]

so did you become the Hulk

no, I became a Deer. close enough.

[netkitten]

Women are like Mara. They burn you up, mislead you, and turn you into your own worst enemy.

but mara lost mislead
did women get better recently

[Patashu]

FR: add Mislead back in as a rare Xom effect, that shit was amazing to be hit with

[Hirsch I]

drunken me almost cried when I saw a OOF in swamp, once.
mislead is cool.

[Amnesiac]

Is it gay if I have sex with myself?

I had a dream about having sex with myself. That felt gay.