What really matters

[Baldu3]

Note that you can choose both options if you're a deviant and/or a pervert.

[cerebovssquire]

Note that you can choose both options if you're a deviant and/or a pervert.

No, just impulsive.

[moocowmoocow]

Harder to feel the keyboard with socks on.

[Baldu3]

sleep with:

keyboard

deviant

[Baldu3]

...choose...sleep with...both...socks on...socks off... is impulsive.

Should I feel thankful I can't picture this? Although since thanksmas is over this can only be a trap!!!

deviant

[TehDruid]

It's winter, so... Socks on all the way.

[Hirsch I]

I like socks on my left foot, but cant stand it n my right, at least when I am sleeping. when I am awake I like to go Hobbit style.

[cerebovssquire]

...choose...sleep with...both...socks on...socks off... is impulsive.

Should I feel thankful I can't picture this? Although since thanksmas is over this can only be a trap!!!

deviant

surely you have gone to bed with your socks on since you were too lazy to take them off, then got afraid that your feet were sweaty, but they weren't when you checked, but still they felt sweaty when you put the socks back on (maybe the socks absorbed the sweat?), so you took the socks off, then a couple minutes later you realised that you were lying next to a pair of socks so you decided to figure out what the hell is up with guys who masturbate into socks, then after a couple minutes of empirical testing you decide that maybe they use lube or buy more expensive socks or something and then you slowly drift to sleep wondering why you never felt the need to buy lube for your own needs, but you can't quite get to sleep because your feet are kinda cold but you don't want to wear the socks that felt weird and that you just stuck your dick in so you get up and take a new pair out of the drawer and then go to sleep with your socks on

it's part of the human experience

[Baldu3]

pervert!

On the upside the socks on are working double time to catch with the socks off. Now everyone will know forever the greatness of bedtime socking. And all the girls will finally celebrate sharing a bed with a socker.

I knew the internet was useful for something!!

[Grimm]

I was once explicitly asked to remove my socks by a woman I was about to make love to. I was somewhat miffed as I was just about to reach unbidden to remove them. It was clearly a matter of great importance for her.

[Hirsch I]

happened to me too. anyone knows why is that?

[Baldu3]

An added benefit of sleeping with socks on is that after a sufficient number of years, feet hair get the message and stop growing there. Not only is a naked grown man wearing socks beautiful, it's also got hairfree feet!

Hairfreeet!

[cerebovssquire]

happened to me too. anyone knows why is that?

don't know but a good friend of mine tells me she really hates wearing socks during sex as well (she actually gets pissed about the idea of wearing socks during sex it's pretty funny)

a naked grown man wearing socks beautiful

riiiight I'm the pervert here while you sit up on your high horse with your sock fetish and judge me

[Hirsch I]

damn, Baldu3, what kind of drugs are you using and where can I get some?

[Tiktacy]

I was once explicitly asked to remove my socks by a woman I was about to make love to. I was somewhat miffed as I was just about to reach unbidden to remove them. It was clearly a matter of great importance for her.

It's be cause socks are gross and unpleasant to look at, especially white socks.

[Hirsch I]

only if they are dirty. and socks on women are very very cute.
of course, that depends if your socks are clean, new and stylish.

[Tiktacy]

only if they are dirty. and socks on women are very very cute.
of course, that depends if your socks are clean, new and stylish.

Yes, yes they are, but socks on men are gross unless they are very very clean and are appealing to look at(like Christmas socks!).

[Baldu3]

damn, Baldu3, what kind of drugs are you using and where can I get some?

I ran out 18 months ago so I'm stuck thinking about hairfreet and thanksmas and stuff. Life hasn't been the same.

[Hirsch I]

christmas socks? like the ones people hang for satan? I never saw one of them im brazil, I think.

[Azrael]

I always wear socks when I'm getting into bed with someone.

Wouldn't want to get cold feet

See
See
I made something vaguely resembling a pun

[diviton]

When I first started playing Crawl, there was a period where I was living alone and I was and still am completely convinced that playing without any pants on made me a better player. This was proven later on when I eventually got a new roommate and was forced to play with pants, thus reducing the quality of my play. I eventually learned to overcome this undeniable deficit and have become a somewhat decent player, but who knows how good I could have been by now if I had been allowed to play sans pants?

[cerebovssquire]

When I first started playing Crawl, there was a period where I was living alone and I was and still am completely convinced that playing without any pants on made me a better player. This was proven later on when I eventually got a new roommate and was forced to play with pants, thus reducing the quality of my play. I eventually learned to overcome this undeniable deficit and have become a somewhat decent player, but who knows how good I could have been by now if I had been allowed to play sans pants?

what kind of evil roommate makes you wear pants?

[TehDruid]

When I first started playing Crawl, there was a period where I was living alone and I was and still am completely convinced that playing without any pants on made me a better player. This was proven later on when I eventually got a new roommate and was forced to play with pants, thus reducing the quality of my play. I eventually learned to overcome this undeniable deficit and have become a somewhat decent player, but who knows how good I could have been by now if I had been allowed to play sans pants?

what kind of evil roommate makes you wear pants?

A roommate not evil enough to make you wear kilts.

[Hirsch I]

what are you talking about, kilts are awesome!

[duvessa]

I can't stand socks and only wear them in chem labs and at funerals