Crawl weight loss program

[HenryFlower]

Researched for over a decade, ready for you in the New Year, the amazing DCSS weight loss program. Guaranteed weight loss.

  Code:

You are being weighed down by all your possessions.
s - a bread ration
Your possessions no longer seem quite so burdensome.
You continue eating. x3
You finish eating. That bread ration really hit the spot!

DCSS Weight Loss Program. Eat food. Lose weight. Guaranteed.

[moocowmoocow]

Researched for over a decade, ready for you in the New Year, the amazing DCSS weight loss program. Guaranteed weight loss.

  Code:

You are being weighed down by all your possessions.
s - a bread ration
Your possessions no longer seem quite so burdensome.
You continue eating. x3
You finish eating. That bread ration really hit the spot!

DCSS Weight Loss Program. Eat food. Lose weight. Guaranteed.

IRL still hasn't removed Nausea yet. Good job, creator of the universe.

[Grimm]

Good job, creator of the universe.

He's known as DEVS MAXIMVS

[variouselite]

Crawl Weight Loss Program(CWLP("Sea-Whelp")):

-Not live with parents/girlfriend(tendency to interfere with weight loss).
-Say goodbye to loved ones/Write goodbye notes to loves ones.
-Install latest(See:Any) version of DCSS.
-Run DCSS.
(-run out of food(IRL))

[Hirsch I]

-die

[variouselite]

(-IRL food essential to IRL surviving this stratagy)

[cerebovssquire]

-Not live with parents/girlfriend(tendency to interfere with weight loss).

how the hell does living with your girlfriend interfere with weight loss

[Grimm]

You don't have to try hard to get a girl because you have easy access to sex, so you stop working out and watching your diet. She does too. It's a vicious cycle.

[cerebovssquire]

You don't have to try hard to get a girl because you have easy access to sex, so you stop working out and watching your diet. She does too. It's a vicious cycle.

well sure but have you seen the statistics for calories burnt during sex

[Grimm]

It's not enough.

[Hirsch I]

well, you are not doing it enough then.

[duvessa]

[variouselite]

Actually I meant living with gf/parents interferes with weightloss as in they might potentially bring you food, disrupting the carefully planned absence of said substances.

[Zooty]

All excess (and every other kind) weight has been lost. Thanks devs!

[tasonir]

Actually I meant living with gf/parents interferes with weightloss as in they might potentially bring you food, disrupting the carefully planned absence of said substances.

I keep telling my girlfriend that this is why I've gained weight since we started dating. I call the crawl diet mentioned above by the more general term "video game diet" where I'm just too focused to eat...Since I can't do that anymore I'm not as skinny I'm 6'4", and used to be around 175, now I'm around 200...so I am at that weight where anyone I tell I need to lose weight is usually offended because they're fatter than I am and assume I'm trying to attack them

[XuaXua]

Researched for over a decade, ready for you in the New Year, the amazing DCSS weight loss program. Guaranteed weight loss.

  Code:

You are being weighed down by all your possessions.
s - a bread ration
Your possessions no longer seem quite so burdensome.
You continue eating. x3
You finish eating. That bread ration really hit the spot!

DCSS Weight Loss Program. Eat food. Lose weight. Guaranteed.

This no longer works in trunk.

[triorph]

-Not live with parents/girlfriend(tendency to interfere with weight loss).

how the hell does living with your girlfriend interfere with weight loss

You've obviously had very different girlfriends to me. Trying to align the willpower and discipline required for weight loss is difficult enough on one person, let alone two.

[cerebovssquire]

You've obviously had very different girlfriends

ha ha ha

[ZipZipskins]

wait a minute

what YEAR is it

[ZipZipskins]

WHAT YEAR IS IT

[Sprucery]

WHAT YEAR IS IT

Iggy says it's 1969, so it must be

[Siegurt]

WHAT YEAR IS IT

Iggy says it's 1969, so it must be

I is clearly October 21st, 2015, also the future.