I don't love it when...


If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.

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Tomb Titivator

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Post Thursday, 4th October 2018, 17:39

Re: I don't love it when...

... When half of the pantheon decides to live in a breakaway shrine on D:9, rather than joining the Temple.

(There are no more altars under me - I was just going for symmetry there.)

Granted it's not much worse than those big triangular vaults where you get 2 or 3 at a time in little rooms spread out. It fits the narrative, though!

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More runes! GnWn (11, 0.21), GhMo^Makh (15, 0.17)
And a Yiuf: (1.4.6, 0.20): ImpGl^Oka (3)
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Dis Charger

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Post Saturday, 6th October 2018, 13:36

Re: I don't love it when...

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 Welcome, mopl the Demonspawn Fighter.
 Will you be the one to retrieve the fabulous Orb of Zot from the depths?
 Press ? for a list of commands and other information.
 Found a runed helmet, a pair of boots, a spear and 13 gold pieces.
_Found a staircase leading out of the dungeon.
 You see here a runed helmet.
_e - a runed helmet
_There is a staircase leading out of the dungeon here.
 You see here a pair of boots.
_g - a pair of boots
 There is a staircase leading out of the dungeon here.
 You start putting on your armour.
_You continue putting on your runed helmet. x4
 You finish putting on your +2 helmet of see invisible.
 You feel perceptive.
Oh nice start... :D
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 You have reached level 4!
 You feel stronger. Your demonic ancestry asserts itself...
 A pair of antennae grows on your head!
Of course...
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Halls Hopper

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Post Saturday, 6th October 2018, 17:31

Re: I don't love it when...

Oh crap, it's Grinder, I need to head downstairs now.

Oh look, it's Ijyb. Well, let me just Conjure Flame and I can get away down this hallway...

Never mind, it's a wand of acid. Dead in 2 turns with no chance to escape. It's D:4 so no helpful potions, scrolls or anything I could panic with.

Definitely one of my few unwinnable situations.
Current Victories:
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3 Runes: GrEE^Ru, CeBe^Trog, SpEn^Gozag, KoAr^Dith, TeAE^Kiku, TrCK^Xom.
4 Runes: VSFi^Qaz.
5 Runes: DsGl^Oka, MiGl^Hep, GnWz^Sif.
9 Runes: DDAr^Makh.
15 Runes: HOFi^TSO->Zin, DEFE^Veh
For now...
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Dis Charger

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Post Sunday, 21st July 2019, 09:47

Re: I don't love it when...

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Crypt:2 Frederick, Jory, Sojobo
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Dis Charger

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Post Sunday, 21st July 2019, 10:07

Re: I don't love it when...

While clearing Zot
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Jewellery
 amulet of regeneration
 ring of see invisible
Scrolls
 scroll of acquirement
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Fastest Hell runes (enter Hell branch -> get the rune)
Icy : 56 / Iron : 126 / Obsidian : 215 / Bone : 125
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Slime Squisher

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Post Monday, 22nd July 2019, 09:04

Re: I don't love it when...

... when my items alone give MR+++ and a V: ancient lich banished my char, at a 1% chance.

"Huh, that old trick actually still works. Enjoy Abyss:5 bitch!"

Also, when a L9 spell works just fine with a 22%-43% fail rate but just waits for that moment you really need it not to backfire - at a 2% fail rate. It will fail. With a disgusting, spiteful regularity.
There is always something new to learn.
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Slime Squisher

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Post Tuesday, 6th August 2019, 12:14

Re: I don't love it when...

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There is a stone staircase leading down here.
You climb downwards. You set off the alarm!
A sentinel's mark forms upon you.
You hear a croak. You hear an angry hiss. x2; You hear a howl! You hear a
chilling moan. You hear a shout! x6
You hear a horrible gurgling sound! You hear a shout! You hear an angry hiss.
You hear a shout! x7
You hear a bellow! x3; You hear an angry hiss.


Thanks, game.
There is always something new to learn.

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Snake Sneak

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Post Tuesday, 27th August 2019, 18:50

Re: I don't love it when...

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Tiamat, Avatar of the Dragonlord comes into view. She is wielding the +8 demon
_trident "Rift" {distort, reach+}.

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Slime Squisher

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Post Monday, 2nd September 2019, 09:53

Re: I don't love it when...

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"An eight-headed hydra comes up the stairs."

The stairs I'm standing on.

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Post Monday, 2nd September 2019, 15:33

Re: I don't love it when...

Have to admit, that's very polite of your character, to make room for the poor distracted hydra so that it can come up the stairs.

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Post Tuesday, 26th November 2019, 16:06

Re: I don't love it when...

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 39348 | D:15     | Escaped the Abyss
 39350 | D:15     | Killed from afar by a wizard

I exited the Abyss with less-than-full hp.
He got me with a bouncing Lightning bolt doublezap.
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Post Wednesday, 27th November 2019, 18:58

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You open the door. 12 killer bees and a sky beast come into view.
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