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Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 27th April 2014, 01:55
by Klown
I think Chei went a little overboard with slowing down the madness of the Abyss. :)

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 27th April 2014, 15:51
by netkitten
my last game, felid in dragon form (so rc-) with 0 lives
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111984 | D:1      | HP: 4/126 [Ice Fiend/bolt of cold (34)]
111987 | D:1      | Lost mutation: Your muscles are strong. (Str +2) [a cacodemon]
111995 | D:$      | Escaped with the Orb!

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 27th April 2014, 23:10
by Hirsch I
you won. what is wrong with that?

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 28th April 2014, 03:44
by netkitten
Hirsch I wrote:you won. what is wrong with that?

nearly died from full health in less than 10 steps from exit (took 11 turns to reach it including some healing and reading ?fog) to a sudden ice fiend with 2 other friends

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 28th April 2014, 04:48
by Hirsch I
hehe, that would make the devs laugh histericaly for hours.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 28th April 2014, 22:53
by Kaeoschassis
I dunno I think the fact that the felid in question escaped would probably spoil the joke for them >.>

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 29th April 2014, 15:55
by Klown
Shoals:2 has Nessos, Kirke, Saint Roka, Donald, and Polyphemus.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 30th April 2014, 22:35
by Sandman25
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  2978 | D:3      | You fall through a shaft for 2 floors!
  2978 | D:5      | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon
  2978 | D:5      | Noticed Pikel
  2978 | D:5      | Noticed a slave
  2978 | D:5      | Noticed a slave
  2978 | D:5      | Noticed a slave
  2978 | D:5      | Noticed a slave
  2978 | D:5      | Noticed an ice beast

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 4th May 2014, 14:27
by Mrmini231
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Why do you mock me so?!?

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 4th May 2014, 16:01
by Klown
That's terrible. :cry:

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 7th May 2014, 23:23
by Sandman25
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You are on level 5 of the Realm of Zot.

The alarm trap emits a blaring wail!
A sentinel's mark forms upon you.
You hear a roar! x3
You hear a shout! You hear a roar! You hear a roar! You hear a roar!
You hear a roar! x7
You hear a chilling moan. You hear a shout! You hear a roar!
You hear a roar! x3
You hear a shout! You hear a roar! You hear a shout! You hear a roar!
You hear a shout! You hear a roar! You hear a shout! You hear a shout!
You hear a roar! x5

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 8th May 2014, 09:32
by stickyfingers
Sandman25 wrote:
  Code:
You are on level 5 of the Realm of Zot.

The alarm trap emits a blaring wail!
A sentinel's mark forms upon you.
You hear a roar! x3
You hear a shout! You hear a roar! You hear a roar! You hear a roar!
You hear a roar! x7
You hear a chilling moan. You hear a shout! You hear a roar!
You hear a roar! x3
You hear a shout! You hear a roar! You hear a shout! You hear a roar!
You hear a shout! You hear a roar! You hear a shout! You hear a shout!
You hear a roar! x5

One time in Zot:5 with a FoBe I deliberately stepped on alarm trap to lure monsters into my hole. Felt good.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 8th May 2014, 13:22
by Sandman25
stickyfingers wrote:One time in Zot:5 with a FoBe I deliberately stepped on alarm trap to lure monsters into my hole. Felt good.


I took advantage of similar situation in Vaults 5 with DDFi, instead of trying to run away I fought everything in killing zone where only 1 monster could see me.

But this time it would not work, as it turned out there was Tiamath with vampiric demon trident, he was almost unkillable. I had a vampiric demon weapon too so I tried killing him 3 times and last time we were fighting during 50+ turns so my Haste timed out before he finally died.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 8th May 2014, 14:02
by Hirsch I
seems like an epic battle. I wish I could animate it.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 9th May 2014, 06:54
by Sprucery
I don't love it when I die with an unidentified +0, +9 ring of slaying in inventory. I'm beginning to feel I'm going to use id scrolls for undientified tried rings over potions just because of this.

...So next time I'll probably die with an undientified potion of experience in inventory...

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 9th May 2014, 18:14
by TehDruid
Jewellery auto-ids in trunk now. :D

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 9th May 2014, 21:29
by tasonir
yeah, my .14 priority was always try jewellery, if it doesn't ID, then ID it first, then potions. Of course this is removed in .15, so now just try it on and ID potions.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 11th May 2014, 19:37
by Sprucery
I don't love it when I fire up a necromancer and decide from the start to go Kiku and the first Kiku altar is on D:9.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 21st May 2014, 20:22
by tasonir
Similiar to a few posts above, I think I've made a terrible mistake:

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As you read the scroll labeled DOSSOI FOASA, it crumbles to dust.
 You hear a loud clanging noise!
 It was a scroll of noise.
 You hear a croak. x2
 You hear an angry hiss. x2
 You hear a shout! You hear an angry hiss. You hear a bellow! You hear a shout!
 Something shouts, "Leave, thou skyhacking clay-brained beggar!"
 You hear a shout!
 Something shouts, "Slither hence, thou feeble clapper-clawed flim-flammer!"
 You hear a shout!
 Something shouts, "Bolt, thou ducking miscreant lout!"
 You hear a shout! You hear a bellow! You hear a shout! You hear an angry hiss.
_You hear an angry hiss. You hear a bellow! You hear a bellow!


Was pretty funny with 3 actual speech lines. Fortunately, they were only imps, and not anything too nasty.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 24th May 2014, 20:37
by Sandman25
  Code:
 R - the +4 helmet "Ninu" {Acc+4 Dam+3}


Wrong thread? No.

  Code:
 20752 | Orc:1    | Gained mutation: You have a pair of small antennae on your head. [Jiyva's grace]

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 25th May 2014, 02:05
by Kramin42
Sandman25 wrote:
  Code:
 R - the +4 helmet "Ninu" {Acc+4 Dam+3}


Wrong thread? No.

  Code:
 20752 | Orc:1    | Gained mutation: You have a pair of small antennae on your head. [Jiyva's grace]

Jiyva's mutations are temporary though, aren't they?

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 25th May 2014, 02:14
by Sandman25
Kramin42 wrote:
Sandman25 wrote:
  Code:
 R - the +4 helmet "Ninu" {Acc+4 Dam+3}


Wrong thread? No.

  Code:
 20752 | Orc:1    | Gained mutation: You have a pair of small antennae on your head. [Jiyva's grace]

Jiyva's mutations are temporary though, aren't they?


Yes, they are. Almost 8.000 turns have passed and nothing has changed except Jiyva has taken away my gloves slot also despite I rely on AC mostly. I hope she will not make me lose +2 boots of running, that would be too cruel.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 31st May 2014, 15:30
by Klown
Changing my name to OHKlown :lol:

  Code:
7145 Deiter the Frost Mage (level 10, -11/50 HPs)
             Began as a Deep Elf Ice Elementalist on May 29, 2014.
             Was a Priest of the Shining One.
             Killed from afar by Harold (61 damage)
             ... with a bolt of fire
             ... on Level 2 of the Lair of Beasts on May 31, 2014.
             The game lasted 00:36:31 (12192 turns).

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 31st May 2014, 19:26
by TehDruid
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Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 6th June 2014, 04:05
by Skrybe
  Code:
Here: Sojobo, wielding a great sword of distortion and wearing a shiny ring mail (deflecting missiles)

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 6th June 2014, 08:06
by JoeOwl
  Code:
7144 | D:6      | Paralysed by a giant eyeball for 3 turns
7154 | D:6      | Slain by an orc warrior


I hate eyeballs!

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 6th June 2014, 16:56
by archaeo
  Code:
14873 archaeo the Grappler (level 11, 0/104 HPs)
             Began as a Troll Wizard on June 3, 2014.
             Was the Champion of Cheibriados.
             Slain by a seven-headed hydra (7 damage)

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3376 archaeo the Grappler (level 9, -4/74 HPs)
             Began as a Troll Wizard on June 2, 2014.
             Was a Believer of Cheibriados.
             Slain by a 18-headed hydra (5 damage)

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8250 archaeo the Grappler (level 11, -3/88 HPs)
             Began as a Troll Wizard on June 2, 2014.
             Was a Priest of Cheibriados.
             Slain by a ten-headed hydra (7 damage)

help I forgot how to hydra

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 6th June 2014, 17:08
by and into
For wizard, conjure flame, dude (blink first if you turned corner and are close to the hydra)

Also wands.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 6th June 2014, 17:23
by Hirsch I
these days, I was tabbing with a reaaaally powerful lajatang of speed dude, and forgot how to hydra.
suddenly, the thing becomes the damned learnean hydra. so many heads, so little HP.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 6th June 2014, 17:35
by archaeo
or I could've used my scrolls of blinking or my spell of blinking or really just about anything. I love how I can just roll TrWz^Chei offline and win my first time, but as soon as I step online it's like my brains leak out my asshole.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 6th June 2014, 17:52
by XuaXua
Skrybe wrote:
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Here: Sojobo, wielding a great sword of distortion and wearing a shiny ring mail (deflecting missiles)


Place a ranged weapon with missiles in his path, then stay at range till he swaps out. :-)

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 6th June 2014, 18:01
by WalkerBoh
For a troll of Chei, large rocks are your friend against hydras.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 6th June 2014, 18:22
by archaeo
would you believe that the only troll that found large rocks in the D threw them all at another enemy before the hydra popped out from around a corner right in melee range? In a spot on the map where I could blink about two spaces away, max?

I mean it was still my fault, but I could only laugh at that one.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 7th June 2014, 19:19
by Klown
Got abyssed on a XL6 character :x

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 7th June 2014, 22:01
by Siegurt
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   234 | D:2      | Reached XP level 3. HP: 4/32 MP: 3/3
   324 | D:3      | Reached skill level 5 in Axes
   472 | D:3      | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul.
   472 | D:3      | Found a shimmering altar of Xom.
   664 | D:4      | Noticed Sigmund
   682 | D:4      | Cast into the Abyss (Sigmund)
   685 | Abyss:1  | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu.
   687 | Abyss:1  | Noticed a freezing wraith
   693 | Abyss:1  | Became a worshipper of Lugonu the Unformed
   693 | Abyss:1  | Acquired Lugonu's first power
   694 | D:4      | Escaped the Abyss
   715 | D:4      | Slain by Sigmund

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 7th June 2014, 23:31
by Kaeoschassis
Siegurt wrote:
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   234 | D:2      | Reached XP level 3. HP: 4/32 MP: 3/3
   324 | D:3      | Reached skill level 5 in Axes
   472 | D:3      | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul.
   472 | D:3      | Found a shimmering altar of Xom.
   664 | D:4      | Noticed Sigmund
   682 | D:4      | Cast into the Abyss (Sigmund)
   685 | Abyss:1  | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu.
   687 | Abyss:1  | Noticed a freezing wraith
   693 | Abyss:1  | Became a worshipper of Lugonu the Unformed
   693 | Abyss:1  | Acquired Lugonu's first power
   694 | D:4      | Escaped the Abyss
   715 | D:4      | Slain by Sigmund


That has to be one of Sigmund's best kills ever. Guy needs his own thread or something.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 8th June 2014, 07:14
by JoeOwl
Siegurt wrote:
  Code:
   234 | D:2      | Reached XP level 3. HP: 4/32 MP: 3/3
   324 | D:3      | Reached skill level 5 in Axes
   472 | D:3      | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul.
   472 | D:3      | Found a shimmering altar of Xom.
   664 | D:4      | Noticed Sigmund
   682 | D:4      | Cast into the Abyss (Sigmund)
   685 | Abyss:1  | Found a corrupted altar of Lugonu.
   687 | Abyss:1  | Noticed a freezing wraith
   693 | Abyss:1  | Became a worshipper of Lugonu the Unformed
   693 | Abyss:1  | Acquired Lugonu's first power
   694 | D:4      | Escaped the Abyss
   715 | D:4      | Slain by Sigmund


BEST. KILL. EVER.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 10th June 2014, 01:12
by Sandman25
Going downstairs.

  Code:
Found a labyrinth entrance.
...
You can see an eight-headed hydra, a six-headed hydra, a five-headed hydra
(wandering) and a porcupine.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 10th June 2014, 05:32
by Hirsch I
yeah, fuck porcupines.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 10th June 2014, 08:33
by Kaeoschassis
Hirsch I wrote:yeah, fuck porcupines.


I cannot recommend it.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 10th June 2014, 08:56
by Hirsch I
Kaeoschassis wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:yeah, fuck porcupines.


I cannot recommend it.

dont worry, I'll use a condom.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 10th June 2014, 12:19
by Sprucery
Hirsch I wrote:
Kaeoschassis wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:yeah, fuck porcupines.


I cannot recommend it.

dont worry, I'll use a condom.


They have condoms that fit a porcupine?

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 10th June 2014, 19:45
by milo
...you find a +2 whip of draining on D1, as a GrGl, then get tempted into trying that glowing bow the centaur on D5 just dropped.
And it's cursed. -1, -2.

I have ?remove curse identified, but only through the one I used in the ID, and obviously none in inventory. Just spent 100+ turns trying to kill an adder (good thing I'm made of stone); had to run around it mid-fight to collect my 19 arrows.

What the heck do I even do?

EDIT: O - 3 tomahawks of returning (quivered), were right around the corner. I don't know how you did that cerebovssquire, but I'm grateful.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 10th June 2014, 19:53
by cerebovssquire
I would pick up some tomahawks/javelins if you can find any (I assume you don't have any ?enchant weapon either?), they will deal more damage than arrows from that bow.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 10th June 2014, 19:54
by TeshiAlair
Speaking of centaurs, I've had two D1 centaurs today. Level 2 wizard vs centaur is just sad. No meph :(

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 11th June 2014, 09:17
by Hirsch I
D1? seriously? that happens?
also
Sprucery wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:
Kaeoschassis wrote:
  Code:
yeah, fuck porcupines.


I cannot recommend it.

dont worry, I'll use a condom.


They have condoms that fit a porcupine?


yeah, we wear the same size.
damn. you can only put 3 quotes within each other.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 15th June 2014, 20:49
by Sandman25
  Code:
You fall through a shaft!
The shaft crumbles and collapses.
You hear a distant snort.
Hark! There is an entrance to a minotaur's labyrinth on this level. Find the entrance quickly before the gate is sealed!

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 16th June 2014, 23:50
by Sprucery
Sandman25 wrote:
  Code:
You fall through a shaft!
The shaft crumbles and collapses.
You hear a distant snort.
Hark! There is an entrance to a minotaur's labyrinth on this level. Find the entrance quickly before the gate is sealed!

That just happened to me, even went two levels down. Playing a DEHu, I had already found Lair entrance on D:11 but decided to clear the level before going in. Then I fell through a shaft. The minotaur fight was one of the hardest I've had.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 16th July 2014, 23:36
by Sprucery
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Found a potion of beneficial mutation.
Casting: Regeneration
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Apportation
Press: ? - help
Apport: a potion of beneficial mutation
Yoink! You pull the item towards yourself.
T - a potion of beneficial mutation
Unknown command.
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
A pair of horns grows on your head!
The +2 helmet of the Undertaker {rF++} falls away!
You feel fantastic!

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 20th July 2014, 02:29
by nilsbloodaxe
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