I don't love it when...


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Post Sunday, 20th July 2014, 07:26

Re: I don't love it when...

nilsbloodaxe wrote:Image


Holy shit your AC
take it easy
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Post Sunday, 20th July 2014, 07:41

Re: I don't love it when...

Arrhythmia wrote:Holy shit your AC

It's a gargoyle with +15 plate what did you expect

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Post Sunday, 20th July 2014, 10:05

Re: I don't love it when...

still needs 8 more EV to be diesel
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Post Monday, 21st July 2014, 14:46

Re: I don't love it when...

Patashu wrote:
Arrhythmia wrote:Holy shit your AC

It's a gargoyle with +15 plate what did you expect

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Post Monday, 21st July 2014, 21:03

Re: I don't love it when...

I think someone that has 88 AC and complains about something deserves a punch in the nuts. :lol:
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Post Tuesday, 22nd July 2014, 00:06

Re: I don't love it when...

How about only 82 ac, but 46 ev (okay I had an agility potion) and 36 SH(old SH)? ;)

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Post Tuesday, 22nd July 2014, 01:21

Re: I don't love it when...

well the problem with chei defenses is you have to be with chei to have them

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Post Tuesday, 22nd July 2014, 02:43

Re: I don't love it when...

Unable to move because I was mesmerized by two mermaids. And sometimes this happens in like real life...
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Post Thursday, 31st July 2014, 00:46

Re: I don't love it when...

XL 19 DDAs with Short Blades 2 and Axes 16 acquires a glowing short sword. I should've known better than to acquire a weapon...
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Post Monday, 4th August 2014, 19:44

Re: I don't love it when...

@Sprucery- yupppp


I don't love it when my loyal minions try to block my way out as I levitate over lava. Had to blow a hole through my own undead army.

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Post Monday, 4th August 2014, 21:09

Re: I don't love it when...

't'ell
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Post Thursday, 14th August 2014, 10:43

Re: I don't love it when...

I don't love it when, as a draconian, orc:4 has three armour shops that sell nothing but body armour (there was another one on orc:1). And that's not even talking about the PDA I found in an ice cave ...

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Post Sunday, 24th August 2014, 18:59

Re: I don't love it when...

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You are on level 2 of the Tomb of the Ancients.
You feel nervous for a moment...
Your +9 eudemon blade of holy wrath glows black briefly, but repels the curse.
Jorgrun appears out of thin air!
Jorgrun Earthshaker comes into view. He is wielding a quarterstaff of crushing.
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Post Monday, 25th August 2014, 14:07

Here's a useless item I just found in the Elven halls. :-|

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+2 hat of the Alchemist {rElec rF+ rC+ MR+}

Yes, useless.

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Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations
You have a pair of large antennae on your head (SInv).

Mhmm, quaff a potion of cure demonspawn mutation? ;-)
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Post Monday, 25th August 2014, 14:29

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Turukano wrote:Mhmm, quaff a potion of cure demonspawn mutation?


It will not help. There is no way to remove intrinsic mutations (including those from demonspawn).
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Post Monday, 25th August 2014, 14:45

Sandman25 wrote:
Turukano wrote:Mhmm, quaff a potion of cure demonspawn mutation?


It will not help. There is no way to remove intrinsic mutations (including those from demonspawn).


Alright,I slightly changed my above post. :-)

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Post Saturday, 6th September 2014, 22:25

Re: I don't love it when...

This is why it's very unlikely to get 95% wins with FeSk.

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The kobold hits you with a short sword!
Ouch! That really hurt!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
Huge Dmg: -88%(-8hp) hp: 12%(1hp)


No, this wasn't a glowing weapon. Yes, I survived it (luckily).

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Post Sunday, 7th September 2014, 22:26

Re: I don't love it when...

xentronium wrote:Unable to move because I was mesmerized by two mermaids. And sometimes this happens in like real life...
*Snip*

That... that's just pure, undeniable cheese on the part of the game. File a bug report.
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Post Sunday, 7th September 2014, 22:59

Re: I don't love it when...

D:7, the Temple is guarded by oklobs (wtf?)
D: 11, the Lair is guarded by oklobs.

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Post Sunday, 7th September 2014, 23:20

Re: I don't love it when...

Magipi wrote:D:7, the Temple is guarded by oklobs (wtf?)
D: 11, the Lair is guarded by oklobs.


Probably the former needs a Fedhas altar.

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Post Friday, 10th October 2014, 20:09

Re: I don't love it when...

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The deep elf knight shoots an arrow of dispersal.
The arrow of dispersal hits you!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
You blink.
Oh no! You have blundered into a Zot trap!
The vortex of raging winds lifts you up.
You fly up into the air. A huge vortex of air appears!

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Post Tuesday, 21st October 2014, 03:08

Re: I don't love it when...

Who is that evil dev who put trapdoor spider on D8???
Speed 15 and attack 20 (bite: poison: 16-32)
Double evil because you cannot see it before it attacks you.
Scroll of teleportation is un-IDed and I didn't die just because happened to use a distortion weapon.

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A trapdoor spider leaps out from its hiding place under the floor!
The trapdoor spider bites you! x2
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
Mandatory exit. Think how to survive! ; Huge Dmg: -40%(-21hp) hp: 60%(31hp)
Save game and exit?
Welcome back, Sandman25 the Tengu Earth Elementalist.
Vehumet says: Let it end in hellfire!
Press ? for a list of commands and other information.
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel yourself speed up. The trapdoor spider bites you!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
Mandatory exit. Think how to survive! ; Huge Dmg: -21%(-11hp) hp: 39%(20hp)
Save game and exit?
Welcome back, Sandman25 the Tengu Earth Elementalist.
Vehumet says: Let it end in hellfire!
Press ? for a list of commands and other information.
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel protected.
The trapdoor spider misses you.
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel better. The trapdoor spider barely misses you.
Read which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
As you read the scroll labeled GHYEGO SHROESOO, it crumbles to dust.
You feel aware of your surroundings. You sensed 1 altar.
It was a scroll of magic mapping. The trapdoor spider bites you!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
You are poisoned.
The trapdoor spider poisons you!
Mandatory exit. Think how to survive! ; Huge Dmg: -21%(-11hp) hp: 35%(18hp)
Save game and exit?
Welcome back, Sandman25 the Tengu Earth Elementalist.
Vehumet says: Let it end in hellfire!
Press ? for a list of commands and other information.
Evoke which item? (* to show all) (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Okay, then.
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel better.
The trapdoor spider completely misses you.
The trapdoor spider misses you.
You hit the trapdoor spider.
Space bends around the trapdoor spider.
You claw the trapdoor spider, but do no damage.
The trapdoor spider is lightly wounded.
The trapdoor spider bites you!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
Mandatory exit. Think how to survive! ; Huge Dmg: -29%(-15hp) hp: 16%(8hp)
Save game and exit?
Welcome back, Sandman25 the Tengu Earth Elementalist.
Vehumet says: Let it end in hellfire!
Press ? for a list of commands and other information.
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel better. The trapdoor spider bites you.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
You barely miss the trapdoor spider.
The trapdoor spider is lightly wounded.
The trapdoor spider misses you.
You hit the trapdoor spider.
Space bends around the trapdoor spider.
Your kick misses the trapdoor spider. Your peck misses the trapdoor spider.
The trapdoor spider is moderately wounded.
The trapdoor spider closely misses you. The trapdoor spider bites you!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
Mandatory exit. Think how to survive! ; Huge Dmg: -15%(-8hp) hp: 16%(8hp)
Save game and exit?
Welcome back, Sandman25 the Tengu Earth Elementalist.
Vehumet says: Let it end in hellfire!
Press ? for a list of commands and other information.
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel better. The trapdoor spider closely misses you.
You closely miss the trapdoor spider.
The trapdoor spider is moderately wounded.
The trapdoor spider closely misses you. x2
You hit the trapdoor spider.
The trapdoor spider looks slightly unstable.
You claw the trapdoor spider, but do no damage.
The trapdoor spider is moderately wounded.
The trapdoor spider barely misses you.
The trapdoor spider disappears!
Saving game... please wait.
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Post Sunday, 16th November 2014, 23:20

Re: I don't love it when...

"oh, I think I'll roll a OpAs for a change, it will be fun"
finds CPA on d:2.
fuck my life.
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Post Tuesday, 18th November 2014, 02:06

Re: I don't love it when...

when i'm writing a big complicated vault and my text editor shits itself and the entire file vanishes

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Post Friday, 21st November 2014, 00:32

Re: I don't love it when...

Always check if you have spiny barbs in you, kids!
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You take 27 damage, and have 29/127 hp. MASSIVE DAMAGE!!
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel better. The manticore misses you. The manticore closely misses you.
You block the manticore's attack. You block the faun's attack.
The snapping turtle bites you but does no damage.
The water nymph casts a spell at you.
The water rises up and strikes you!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
You take 18 damage, and have 11/127 hp.
There are monsters nearby!
Evoke which item? (* to show all) (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Okay, then.
Use which ability? (? or * to list)
You blink. You feel slightly less full.
Your surroundings suddenly seem different.
You take 6 damage, and have 5/127 hp.
Unknown command.
The barbed spikes dig painfully into your body as you move.
You die...
Xom thinks this is hilarious!


:(
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Post Friday, 21st November 2014, 01:29

Re: I don't love it when...

its like in Dwarf Fortress adventure mode, when you forget to stand up and crawl for miles, only to die to any idiot that can smash your head to the floor.
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Post Monday, 24th November 2014, 06:14

Re: I don't love it when...

...DCSS costs me money.

The tab key on my keyboard stopped working tonight. Not sure, but I might be playing this game too much.
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Post Monday, 24th November 2014, 06:30

Re: I don't love it when...

suboptimal wrote:...DCSS costs me money.

The tab key on my keyboard stopped working tonight. Not sure, but I might be playing this game too much.


I know a dude who fractured his ring-finger from tabbing too hard.
take it easy

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Post Monday, 24th November 2014, 22:01

Re: I don't love it when...

suboptimal wrote:...DCSS costs me money.

The tab key on my keyboard stopped working tonight. Not sure, but I might be playing this game too much.

at least you didn't go around kicking your keyboard, unlike some devs i could mention

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Post Monday, 24th November 2014, 22:34

Re: I don't love it when...

suboptimal wrote:...DCSS costs me money.

The tab key on my keyboard stopped working tonight. Not sure, but I might be playing this game too much.


macro \{9} to another key. I use /
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Post Monday, 24th November 2014, 22:48

Re: I don't love it when...

wheals wrote:
suboptimal wrote:...DCSS costs me money.

The tab key on my keyboard stopped working tonight. Not sure, but I might be playing this game too much.

at least you didn't go around kicking your keyboard, unlike some devs i could mention

if this happened, please tell us! pretty please? with sugar on top?
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Post Tuesday, 25th November 2014, 00:24

Re: I don't love it when...

I don't love it when my promising character is
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13548 | D:8      | Cast into the Abyss (the capriciousness of Xom)


Though its nice when I then find an exit portal
But it makes it all the more painful when Xom does this:
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 14143 | Abyss:1  | XOM: swap monsters

It sent me right into the middle of the big pack of monsters following me, effectively blocking me from the exit. :cry:

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Post Friday, 28th November 2014, 04:41

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Your demonic ancestry asserts itself...
Your feet have mutated into hooves.
The +2 pair of boots of Cigumm {+Inv rPois Slay+5} falls away!

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Post Friday, 28th November 2014, 07:05

Re: I don't love it when...

Hooves 3 are something like 6 AC-ignoring damage, though they don't proc on every attack. So it's not THAT awful.
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Post Friday, 28th November 2014, 07:37

Re: I don't love it when...

Sar wrote:Hooves 3 are something like 6 AC-ignoring damage, though they don't proc on every attack. So it's not THAT awful.

counter-argument: "+2 pair of boots of Cigumm {+Inv rPois Slay+5} "
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Post Friday, 28th November 2014, 08:02

Re: I don't love it when...

Well the best part of those boots is slaying and hooves is AC-ignoring slaying, which is why I brought it up.
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Post Friday, 28th November 2014, 21:02

Re: I don't love it when...

in how many attacks does it proc?
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Post Friday, 28th November 2014, 21:07

Re: I don't love it when...

Hirsch I wrote:in how many attacks does it proc?

The chance of it proccing is (str + dex) in 49.

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Post Saturday, 29th November 2014, 03:19

Re: I don't love it when...

it is more than I tought (at least for melee-mainly characters). nice. and slaying adds to the AC-ignoring damage too?
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Post Tuesday, 2nd December 2014, 23:28

Re: I don't love it when...

I may be wrong, but I am pretty sure that aux attacks DO get more damage when you have slaying - at least I was seeing "you kick the foo!" a lot more when i had hooves and 10 slaying.
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Post Wednesday, 3rd December 2014, 09:13

Re: I don't love it when...

rockygargoyle wrote:24149 | D:15 | Noticed Louise
24149 | D:15 | Cast into the Abyss (Louise)

why do you hate Fun?
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Post Wednesday, 3rd December 2014, 23:51

Re: I don't love it when...

I don't love it when I read a ?acquirement as a Mf, pick weapon, have 12.5 in Polearms as the only trained weapon skill and get a +3 dagger of venom.
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Post Thursday, 11th December 2014, 08:26

Re: I don't love it when...

Your wand of fireball (0) glows for a moment and now has 1 charge.

Thanks. Thanks.

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Post Thursday, 11th December 2014, 14:39

Re: I don't love it when...

26 shops packed to the rafters with useless junk.

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Post Friday, 12th December 2014, 16:19

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_You are confused.
 You are too confused!
 You're too confused!
_Aborting.
 It was a potion of beneficial mutation.
 Your thoughts seem clearer.

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Post Saturday, 13th December 2014, 02:40

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Post Saturday, 13th December 2014, 11:32

Re: I don't love it when...

Is that XomVision?

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Post Saturday, 13th December 2014, 13:04

Re: I don't love it when...

MrPlanck wrote:Is that XomVision?

Yep

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Post Saturday, 13th December 2014, 15:33

Re: I don't love it when...

i dont like it when those arent actually oofs :(

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Post Saturday, 13th December 2014, 22:07

Re: I don't love it when...

notcluie wrote:i dont like it when those arent actually oofs :(


Yeah, I know, they were just ball lightnings in a wind vault.
Still I noped so hard when I first saw them.
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