I don't love it when...


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Post Monday, 4th September 2017, 23:03

Re: I don't love it when...

Blomdor wrote:In this case I was petrified by an ancient lich on V:5

No potions of cancellation in inventory? Did you try to teleport away?
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Post Monday, 4th September 2017, 23:52

Re: I don't love it when...

Tried to hop away; was a barachi. Turned to stone immediately after. I completely forgot about cancellation, because I am a doofus...

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Post Tuesday, 5th September 2017, 04:51

Re: I don't love it when...

That was a fair death, there is your fault in being too greedy. You should have kept balance between attack and defence.
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Post Tuesday, 5th September 2017, 23:26

Re: I don't love it when...

You die autoexploring to a centaur on D:2. Immediately after you go down the stairs, so you know that this is not a result of you being on the level for too long; a centaur just spawned naturally on D:2 and got the hit on you as soon as it came into view.

Hope your D:1 wasn't too exciting!
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Post Wednesday, 6th September 2017, 10:12

Re: I don't love it when...

You are paralyzed. You survive. But you have been confused while you were paralyzed, so you die one turn after you got out of paralysis because you can't blink away.
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif

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Post Friday, 8th September 2017, 13:57

Re: I don't love it when...

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172570 | Depths:3 | Noticed Liniugad the pandemonium lord
172652 | Depths:3 | Noticed a seraph
172695 | Depths:3 | Noticed Dympalom the pandemonium lord
172765 | Depths:3 | Noticed Poatesai the pandemonium lord
172828 | Depths:3 | Noticed Jenolac the pandemonium lord
172841 | Depths:3 | Noticed Etiatusu the pandemonium lord
172843 | Depths:3 | HP: 3/231 [daeva/divine providence (13)]
172843 | Depths:3 | Annihilated by an Orb Guardian

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Post Friday, 8th September 2017, 18:00

Re: I don't love it when...

Ever since the changes to monster generation came through, I have noticed far more out of depth monsters in the very early dungeon. D:2 centaurs (leading to one autoexplore death), D:2 worker ants, D:2 phantoms, D:2 imps, D:3 orc warriors, D:3 hippogriffs, D:4 hornet zombies, killer bees generally; it's not as if you didn't see these things before, but they seem to have become commonplace. It's making things utter hell for my barachi wizard attempts.
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Post Tuesday, 12th September 2017, 16:42

Re: I don't love it when...

Friggin vampire on D:5.
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif

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Post Saturday, 16th September 2017, 01:37

Re: I don't love it when...

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When D:2 decides that it is, in fact, D:6.

EDIT: And the orc warrior had poisoned tomahawks, which two shot me. Because I was XL5, on D:2. I almost made it to the stairs, too.

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Post Thursday, 21st September 2017, 01:42

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Post Wednesday, 27th September 2017, 10:36

Re: I don't love it when...

Five teleports before I land out of my own los @_@
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif

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Post Thursday, 28th September 2017, 09:20

Re: I don't love it when...

... I'm clearing out the orb chamber and suddenly stumble over Tiamat and her band.

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Post Friday, 29th September 2017, 02:17

Re: I don't love it when...

I stumble upon a group of five wizards on D:9 that banish me as their first action.

Then I manage to defeat and escape enemies in Abyss 2 while lvl 11.

Then I find an exit, but get pulled away right as I move next to it.

Then I find ANOTHER exit, but get pulled away right next to it.

After 7 teleports, two near exits, and a number of abyss monsters killed and escaped, I finally died in a swirl of lighting.

I mean, REALLY?!?!?
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Post Friday, 29th September 2017, 07:52

Re: I don't love it when...

When a 50% failure spell (due to draining) fails 10 times in a row.
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif
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Post Saturday, 21st October 2017, 10:21

Re: I don't love it when...

I meet two dex sucking demons in a row and end up with -18 dex.
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif
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Post Thursday, 26th October 2017, 16:56

Re: I don't love it when...

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 11057 | D:9      | Noticed a death yak
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 11219 | D:9      | Noticed a death yak
 11219 | D:9      | Noticed a death yak
 11220 | D:9      | Noticed a death yak
 11220 | D:9      | Noticed a death yak
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 11309 | D:9      | Noticed a death yak
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 11367 | D:9      | Noticed a death yak
 11367 | D:9      | Noticed a death yak
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Post Sunday, 29th October 2017, 00:04

Re: I don't love it when...

The terrors of a D3 centaur, complete with distortion, and far from any staircase.

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A centaur comes into view. It is wielding a falchion of distortion.
The centaur unwields an uncursed falchion of distortion.
Its appearance distorts for a moment. The centaur wields a shortbow. The centaur shoots an arrow.
You reflect the arrow off an invisible shield around you!
The arrow hits the centaur!
The centaur dies!
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Post Sunday, 29th October 2017, 18:33

Re: I don't love it when...

An ice dragon hits my 58 hp DeFE with 59 points of cold damage :(
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif

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Post Tuesday, 7th November 2017, 09:40

Re: I don't love it when...

Wow ! A bread ration and a plain short sword !! What a great incentive to go into that transporter with an ugly thing and an elf knight on D:7 !
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Post Wednesday, 15th November 2017, 19:12

Re: I don't love it when...

Okay, this is funny and kinda minor but...

"I charged the centaur for 6 spaces without getting shot at! Yay!" (I have 10 stealth btw.)

Switches weapons to melee now.

The centaur still has not even noticed I am standing there next to it, but just now it decides to start wandering and gallops in the general direction of away. "Gawd! What timing."
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Post Wednesday, 29th November 2017, 12:36

Re: I don't love it when...

... I run around with my triple x-bow, kill things and don't realize that that stupid spriggan rider has a buckler of reflection...

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You shoot a bolt!
The spriggan rider reflects the bolt off its buckler of reflection!!!
The bolt hits you!!!!!!!!!!!!
* * * don't die * * *
The bolt freezes you!!!
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Post Monday, 29th January 2018, 20:53

Re: I don't love it when...

... GnNe enchants holy double sword with all available scrolls before entering Pan and first Pan level is the holy one.
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Post Saturday, 10th February 2018, 20:25

Re: I don't love it when...

Run into a Death Knight, Grum, and a pack of wolves...on D:8.
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Post Sunday, 11th February 2018, 12:53

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You hear a splash.
The swamp dragon scales are intact enough to wear.
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Post Monday, 12th February 2018, 06:35

Re: I don't love it when...

I got one for Ru Unreasons:

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Will it be possible to see what this stuff would have been after the game ends? lol

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Post Monday, 12th February 2018, 10:27

Re: I don't love it when...

Maybe this trove should be disabled when sac evo.
We are at master troll level here.

Anyway, after you'll finish (winning or losing), you may check the .lst file in your morgue directory related to this game. It should lists all the items generated in floor, including not seen\unidintefied.
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Post Monday, 12th February 2018, 21:02

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Hm, the list file doesn't seem to include the Trove. Ah well.

Upside is it only cost the also-useless Horn of Geryon. (Upon seeing which my reaction was, "Oh, with a strong Ru character this trove is pretty free...." lol)
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Post Monday, 12th February 2018, 22:35

Re: I don't love it when...

Speaking of troll troves, check out this one. (When I saw that, I actually thought the trove was meant to troll the player since Demise was playing a draconian, which is, y'know, draconic.)
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Post Sunday, 25th February 2018, 21:48

Re: I don't love it when...

When my Demonspawn develops the mana shield. I seriously hate that thing, especially when I needed to use mana-based god-abilities and magic.

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Post Monday, 26th February 2018, 08:16

Re: I don't love it when...

Probably we need a new tutorial character - DsCj with magic shield, it will teach players that having zero MP and high HP is a player mistake and should be avoided. Either retreat earlier (if you are a pure mage and cannot attack at zero MP) or hit with non-magical attacks earlier (if you are a hybrid, you need to keep enough MP in case situation changes (for escape or just using AoE spells if some other dangerous monster comes into view)).
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Post Monday, 19th March 2018, 01:38

Re: I don't love it when...

I descend to Snake 4. I see a sleeping electric snake. "Cool", I think. "I will get one step closer and iron shoot him." I take aforementioned step and suddenly two more electric snakes show up, previously hidden by pillars. They are awake and start shooting me. I have no rElec.

I went back upstairs and survived, though, so that was nice.
I Feel the Need--the Need for Beer
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif

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Post Friday, 6th April 2018, 15:22

Re: I don't love it when...

I finish Orc with only around 900 gold and one of the Orc:2 shops turns out to be a mimic !
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5 runes : GrEE^Vehumet
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Post Friday, 13th April 2018, 13:19

Re: I don't love it when...

Buying a wand of paralysis and wasting all of its 8 charges on Edmund (46% resist). As it turns out, he was using a runed chain mail... of fire resistance. Also a flail of protection.

EDIT: After the fight I meet a sky beast. I try to use enslavement on her, and it fails the first three times.
I Feel the Need--the Need for Beer
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3DsBeTr, 15DsFiRu, 3DsMoNe, 3FoHuGo, 3TrArOk, 3HOFEVe, 3MfGlOk, 4GrEEVe, 3BaIEChei, 3HuMoOka, 3MiWnQaz, 3VSFiAsh, 3DrTmMakh, 3DsCKXom, 3OgMoOka, 3NaFiOka, 3FoFiOka, 3MuFEVeh, 3CeHuOka, 3TrMoTSO, 3DEFESif
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