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I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 25th December 2013, 20:49
by Sandman25
The only downstairs to Orcish Mines 2.

You climb downwards.
2 goblins, 3 orcs, Psyche and Sonja come into view.
Sonja shouts! The goblin shouts! The orc shouts!
Found 20 gold pieces. Found a stone staircase leading down.
There is a stone staircase leading up here.

Ok, I can call Brothers in Arms.

Use which ability? (? or * to list)
Your troll goes berserk!
You feel somewhat more hungry.
Psyche shouts! The hobgoblin shouts!
Sonja unwields an uncursed runed short sword.
Its appearance distorts for a moment. Sonja wields a blowgun.
Sonja shoots a curare-tipped needle. The curare-tipped needle hits you!
The orc throws a tomahawk. The tomahawk misses you.
Nergalle comes into view. She is wielding an orcish dagger.

Bye, Orcish Mines, I think I will obtain some rune first ;)

What are the least lucky moments in your games?

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 25th December 2013, 21:03
by diviton
Haha that looks awful.

It's always frustrating when your only entrance is blocked. I remember going to the swamp entrance and immediately seeing Rupert, Fannar and a Hydra

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 25th December 2013, 21:17
by nicolae
Sandman25 wrote:What are the least lucky moments in your games?[/u]


My favorite was getting poisoned on like D:2, I'm low on health and near death, and I start quaffing potions hoping for curing. First try, a potion of confusion. The second try, a potion of mutation. I get poison resistance and clarity.

Then I died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 13th January 2014, 21:44
by bryanpeddy
...when my demonspawn's antennae sprout in the middle of a long group combat and my decent randart helmet pops off.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 13th January 2014, 22:34
by duvessa
Autoexplore at full HP:
  Code:
 67948 | Snake:4  | Noticed Nikola
 67948 | Snake:4  | Killed from afar by Nikola

  Code:
 71840 | Swamp:5  | Noticed the 27-headed Lernaean hydra
 71840 | Swamp:5  | HP: 4/118 [the 27-headed Lernaean hydra (8)]
 71840 | Swamp:5  | Slain by the 27-headed Lernaean hydra

  Code:
 16463 | D:10     | Noticed Urug
 16463 | D:10     | Noticed Psyche
 16463 | D:10     | Paralysed by Urug for 7 turns
 16466 | D:10     | Mangled by Psyche

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 13th January 2014, 23:00
by sgrunt
  Code:
 11195 | D:8      | Noticed Erolcha
 11195 | D:8      | You are cast into the Abyss!
 11195 | D:8      | Cast into the Abyss (Erolcha)


  Code:
 36157 | D:14     | Noticed Louise
 36157 | D:14     | You are cast into the Abyss!
 36157 | D:14     | Cast into the Abyss (Louise)


A more infamous last turn:
  Code:
Your surroundings seem slightly different.
The electric golem throws lightning at you.
The bolt of lightning hits you! x2
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
The electric golem throws lightning at you.
The bolt of lightning hits you!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
The bolt of lightning hits you!
You die...

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 13th January 2014, 23:43
by Klown
viewtopic.php?f=17&t=10495

#remove-auto-deaths

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 14th January 2014, 08:40
by Tedronai
This one was pretty harsh of the game:
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   774 | D:2      | Noticed a centaur warrior

I survived though.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 16th January 2014, 07:34
by Mankeli
duvessa wrote:Autoexplore at full HP:
  Code:
 67948 | Snake:4  | Noticed Nikola
 67948 | Snake:4  | Killed from afar by Nikola

  Code:
 71840 | Swamp:5  | Noticed the 27-headed Lernaean hydra
 71840 | Swamp:5  | HP: 4/118 [the 27-headed Lernaean hydra (8)]
 71840 | Swamp:5  | Slain by the 27-headed Lernaean hydra

  Code:
 16463 | D:10     | Noticed Urug
 16463 | D:10     | Noticed Psyche
 16463 | D:10     | Paralysed by Urug for 7 turns
 16466 | D:10     | Mangled by Psyche

For a moment, I thought I was in TOME 4 forums.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 16th January 2014, 14:21
by Zammy
My very first crawl game.
I had no clue that felids are a challenge race so I ventured forth with my felid necromancer.
I encounter a rat which I valiantly triumphed.
Second monster was a goblin, he had a +2+2 shortsword of electorcution...

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 20th January 2014, 14:44
by Senban
Zammy wrote:My very first crawl game.
I had no clue that felids are a challenge race so I ventured forth with my felid necromancer.
I encounter a rat which I valiantly triumphed.
Second monster was a goblin, he had a +2+2 shortsword of electorcution...

I came across a hobgoblin on D1 yesterday who had picked up a suit of golden dragon armour I hadn't seen much use for. Magic darts aren't amazingly effecive against that. Searing ray works just fine though, took me a bit of stair dancing to work up enough xp to learn it, and no, I don't love it when I'm forced on to D2 before I've even found myself a dagger, worth it for the look on my face when I got back to where the GDA had been and figured out why that little b* had been so stubborn about dying.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 20th January 2014, 19:08
by WalkerBoh
I posted this in ##crawl a few weeks ago, but it seems oddly fitting here (sorry for the size):
Spoiler: show
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Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 16:01
by Robotron
Finding that timed bazaar portal while carrying 82 gold pieces...:(

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 25th January 2014, 15:55
by Sandman25
  Code:
 Turns: 8623
You are on level 8 of the Dungeon.
You worship Zin.

The unseen horror hits you!
Use which ability? (? or * to list)
There's no-one here to preach to!

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 26th January 2014, 20:39
by Yermak
... you lose one of your felid lives and Fedhas doesn't appreciate your contribution to the ecosystem. It seems that this message is flavour and shown only upon your last death.
This is somewhat disappointing. I'd like to have some piety granted when you die.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 27th January 2014, 01:21
by sgrunt
Yermak wrote:... you lose one of your felid lives and Fedhas doesn't appreciate your contribution to the ecosystem.

Fedhas obviously only intervenes directly if you're no longer capable of doing so. If you want your piety, go p your own corpse away.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 27th January 2014, 04:20
by Sandman25
You climb downwards.
You feel an oppressive heat about you.
There is an entrance to a volcano on this level. Hurry and find it before the entrance collapses!
You feel a wave of frost pass over you.
There is an entrance to an ice cave on this level. Hurry and find it before the portal melts!
You hear a distant snort.
Hark! There is an entrance to a minotaur's labyrinth on this level. Find the entrance quickly before the gate is sealed!


Edit. Never mind, was lucky to explore all three.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 27th January 2014, 07:00
by Tiktacy
sgrunt wrote:go p your own corpse away.


That sounds painful...

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 27th January 2014, 22:36
by Grimm
  Code:
  7293 | D:8      | Noticed Erolcha
  7293 | D:8      | Cast into the Abyss (Erolcha)

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 27th January 2014, 22:41
by Grimm
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Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th January 2014, 01:42
by Grimm
Also, I thought new Abyss was supposed to have an easy top level. My XL10 MiBe got absolutely swarmed within a couple hundred turns.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th January 2014, 01:46
by duvessa
abyss:1 is currently easily more dangerous than every past version of abyss put together

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th January 2014, 01:53
by Grimm
Linley wept.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th January 2014, 02:03
by Azrael
Grimm wrote:Also, I thought new Abyss was supposed to have an easy top level. My XL10 MiBe got absolutely swarmed within a couple hundred turns.


Probably wouldn't have happened if it was a Mountain Dwarf

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th January 2014, 02:04
by Grimm
ooh burn

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th January 2014, 06:58
by tsouns
On D:1:

A kobold comes into view. It is wielding a runed orcish dagger.
The kobold closely misses you.
You closely miss the kobold. The kobold hits you but does no damage.
You are electrocuted!
Ouch! That really hurt!
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
The kobold hits you with an orcish dagger of electrocution.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
You are electrocuted!
Ouch! That really hurt!
You die...

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 28th January 2014, 07:05
by Grimm
Welcome to Crawl, tsouns. Welcome to Crawl.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 03:09
by Sandman25
Image

Just look at those detected creatures... Perhaps it is a bug but I am not going to come into LoS to check.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 14:18
by Hirsch I
I'm going to have nightmares about this.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 14:32
by Sandman25
123014 | Zot:5 | Got the Orb of Zot
123068 | Zot:5 | XOM: 7-stop teleportation journey

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 14:36
by Amnesiac
Sandman25 wrote:Just look at those detected creatures... Perhaps it is a bug but I am not going to come into LoS to check.

Obviously Xom is lying, like he always does. (I reply in case you are not trolling)

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 14:41
by Sandman25
Amnesiac wrote:
Sandman25 wrote:Just look at those detected creatures... Perhaps it is a bug but I am not going to come into LoS to check.

Obviously Xom is lying, like he always does. (I reply in case you are not trolling)


Well, I didn't even realize that he could lie about it (I didn't pay much attention). Perhaps that was a Profane Servitor, it was on the same level.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 15:13
by Sar
I don't know how does Xom's Detect Monsters actually work, but I noticed it often reveals a correct "type" of monster (by glyph). So it reveals all dragons as hydras (same glyph), I think it revealed Jorgrun once as gnome, etc.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 15:44
by Sandman25
Sar wrote:I don't know how does Xom's Detect Monsters actually work, but I noticed it often reveals a correct "type" of monster (by glyph). So it reveals all dragons as hydras (same glyph), I think it revealed Jorgrun once as gnome, etc.


Yes, I thought Xom always reveals correct types, I saw Jorgrun as gnome in this game too.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 16:21
by Amnesiac
I thought he often shows complete nonsense like when misled.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 18:13
by duvessa
That definitely looks like you only sensed the glyph. It is almost certainly a lost soul, not an orb of fire.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 8th February 2014, 18:39
by Sar
Ah, I just could not remember what could be * in Crypt.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 15th February 2014, 15:37
by Sandman25
1840 | D:3 | Noticed Grinder
1840 | D:3 | Paralysed by Grinder for 7 turns

5071 | D:6 | Paralysed by a giant eyeball for 4 turns


Paralyzed twice in the same game (sudden death challenge game!). I start to wonder why Fo is considered weak.

You open the door.
A giant frog, a giant eyeball, a giant mite and a hobgoblin come into view.
The hobgoblin shouts!
The giant eyeball turns its gaze towards you.
The giant frog gives a loud, deep croak!
The giant eyeball stares at you. You suddenly lose the ability to move!
Found a scroll labeled RUYCLAO WUOFO. Found a stone staircase leading up.
The giant frog hits you! The giant frog hits you.
The giant frog hits you.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
You can move again.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 17th February 2014, 04:54
by Senban
pic related

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 20th February 2014, 21:50
by Arkhan
An eye for an eye I guess?

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 21st February 2014, 00:33
by Psiweapon
Arkhan wrote:An eye for an eye I guess?


Happened to me. You're gonna get screwed no matter what.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 21st February 2014, 05:01
by antimanner
Centaur hunter meets a lonely gnoll on D1. Centaur hunter is full on HP, but decides to head for the exit, just in case. You never know what happens. Gnoll throws a spear. Spear happens to be a beefed up spear of distortion... The rest is history :evil:

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 21st February 2014, 23:14
by TehDruid
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Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 23rd February 2014, 21:31
by Deep Dwarf Fighter
Running into Mara in Swamp 4...

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 24th February 2014, 18:04
by TeshiAlair
+2,+2 whip of venom on D4 (unknown): Dammit

10,+10 mace of Arbitration {pain, Dex+4, unknown}: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 24th February 2014, 22:31
by BountyHunterSAx
I once died on d1 in, like 22 turns with autoexplore.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 26th February 2014, 20:20
by antimanner
Image

This room happens. What are these yaks doing in D5? I've played this game for years, but never seen them that early in the game. Usually they don't show up before the lair.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 26th February 2014, 22:06
by Hirsch I
now I'm sure the dungeon is harder. I got another 2 headed ogre on D:4.

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 24th March 2014, 17:03
by Arkhan
Nameless faceless troll, noooo!

Re: I don't love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 27th April 2014, 00:27
by Sandman25
  Code:
There is an exit through the horrors of the Abyss here.
You pass through the gate.
You enter the Abyss!
To return, you must find a gate leading back.
You feel Cheibriados slowing down the madness of this place.
You sense a powerful magical force warping space.
Press: ? - help, v - describe, . - travel
A stone wall.
Saving game... please wait.

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There are no monsters in sight!