That feel when they posted less than a minute ago...

[Tiktacy]

One thing I like about this forum is that you usually know what to expect from everyone when you see that they posted. For example, whenever I see grimm posted, I always make sure to use the bathroom beforehand so I don't pee myself from laughing.

Whenever I see a dev post, I always check just for the chance of them mentioning new content(which they do often) and from minmay, well.... I think we all know what to expect from minmay.

I'm curious to hear what kinds of patterns other people see from certain posters, just make sure we keep things positive, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

[WalkerBoh]

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[wizzzargh]

if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

Well then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsAw0gtBJqg

[some12fat2move]

I'm curious to hear what kinds of patterns other people see from certain posters

siegurt/sandman/commanderc usually says something about formulas or code
dpeg usually says something about flavour or theme
NOPE usually says NOPE
galehar/marvinPA usually says a thread is not following GDD rules
brendan/neil usually says something about what he just implemented or started working on
ontoclasm usually says something about tile appearance
duvessa usually says something that makes me remember "Ah yes, this is minmay"
snow usually says something that makes me think "This is so impolite it couldn't even be minmay"
dck usually says something that makes me think "If this person was just a little more knowledgeable about the game he could be minmay"
volteccer jack usually says something that makes me think "Is this minmay?"
crate usually says something so simple and true that you laugh and wonder why you never thought of it before
mikee usually says something that is by far the most interesting post in the entire thread

[Confidence Interval]

siegurt/sandman/commanderc usually says something about formulas or code
dpeg usually says something about flavour or theme
NOPE usually says NOPE
galehar/marvinPA usually says a thread is not following GDD rules
brendan/neil usually says something about what he just implemented or started working on
ontoclasm usually says something about tile appearance
duvessa usually says something that makes me remember "Ah yes, this is minmay"
snow usually says something that makes me think "This is so impolite it couldn't even be minmay"
dck usually says something that makes me think "If this person was just a little more knowledgeable about the game he could be minmay"
volteccer jack usually says something that makes me think "Is this minmay?"
crate usually says something so simple and true that you laugh and wonder why you never thought of it before
mikee usually says something that is by far the most interesting post in the entire thread

It seems to me that this whole "posting" process could be automated, based on this, which would save a lot of people a lot of time.

[Grimm]

I'd like to automate the reading process as well.

[XuaXua]

I have obviously not been posting enough lately.

[Mankeli]

It seems to me that this whole "posting" process could be automated, based on this, which would save a lot of people a lot of time.

Well, every once in a while some add-bot tries to fulfill this wish of yours but the mods ruin it for all of us.

It's really unfair too because you can learn more about Crawl from a post that is about handbag sales than you can from many posts in the "advice" section.

[pratamawirya]

I have obviously not been posting enough lately.

You seem like the most serious guy in the Tavern.

[Grimm]

It seems to me that this whole "posting" process could be automated, based on this, which would save a lot of people a lot of time.

Well, every once in a while some add-bot tries to fulfill this wish of yours but the mods ruin it for all of us.

It's really unfair too because you can learn more about Crawl from a post that is about handbag sales than you can from many posts in the "advice" section.

O.K. the next spam we have I'll ctrl-V into this thread and you can explain to us what you learned about Crawl from it.

[some12fat2move]

It seems to me that this whole "posting" process could be automated, based on this, which would save a lot of people a lot of time.

Well, every once in a while some add-bot tries to fulfill this wish of yours but the mods ruin it for all of us.

It's really unfair too because you can learn more about Crawl from a post that is about handbag sales than you can from many posts in the "advice" section.

O.K. the next spam we have I'll ctrl-V into this thread and you can explain to us what you learned about Crawl from it.

I think RussellAhmed will conveniently accommodate you here

[Grimm]

Excellent.

[Grimm]

O.K. here are our latest spambles:

1.

rabs beats song......
i do practice of hip hop song,,, I am working for my 2n rabs album.... But i like hip hop beats song to......
Pay for us....My band team name fire hip rabs
......

2.

hello./......... Do you love music.......
Do you think that music is love...love is life but without music life is bathing....
I enjoy
hip hop beats song.....

lets enjoy hip hop beats.....
if you love love music then you are a romantic guy... do you think like that?

So tell us Mankeli how did your Crawl game improve after reading these.

[Confidence Interval]

O.K. here are our latest spambles:

1.

rabs beats song......
i do practice of hip hop song,,, I am working for my 2n rabs album.... But i like hip hop beats song to......
Pay for us....My band team name fire hip rabs
......

2.

hello./......... Do you love music.......
Do you think that music is love...love is life but without music life is bathing....
I enjoy
hip hop beats song.....

lets enjoy hip hop beats.....
if you love love music then you are a romantic guy... do you think like that?

So tell us Mankeli how did your Crawl game improve after reading these.

You're looking for something too literal, Grimm. You just need to be able to read between the lines of what RA is seeing to get the Crawl-related benefit.

[Whelk]

Those did make me consider trying out a skald and seeing how the new "songs" work, when I read them over while thinking how they could apply to Crawl.

Of course, hip-hop is more like a Scroll of Noise. At the very least, any Skald using hip-hop for their Songs should have a 100% chance of scrolls found in the dungeon to be Silence, planted there as a joint effort by all the denizens of the dungeon to preserve their sanity.

[XuaXua]

I have obviously not been posting enough lately.

You seem like the most serious guy in the Tavern.

Correct.

[Confidence Interval]

whenever I see grimm posted, I always make sure to use the bathroom beforehand so I don't pee myself from laughing.

Whenever I see you have posted, Tiktacy, I will now know to expect sarcasm.

[MDvedh]

Whenever I see CI posting I expect Grimm to start ridiculous and senseless dialogue with him and vice-versa.

[Confidence Interval]

Whenever I see CI posting I expect Grimm to start erudite and informative dialogue with her and vice-versa.

ftfy

[Mankeli]

I think RussellAhmed will conveniently accommodate you here

Har, I was looking for this exact bot's post as a response to Grimm.

Snip: beatiful poetry

So tell us Mankeli how did your Crawl game improve after reading these.

I'm starting to think that you are serious. In case you are, the joke was (or was supposed to be) that while you can't learn anything about Crawl from the bots' posts, reading them doesn't make you worse at Crawl either which isn't necessarily the case with some advice that has been historically given in the advice section based purely on wiki or something instead of own experience, bots etc. (I think the quality overall is much better now, though, and there are a lot of members with huge insight in Crawl nowdays).

[Grimm]

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

[Confidence Interval]

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I'm starting to think that you are serious.

I don't get it. Are you serious or not?

[pratamawirya]

I don't get it. Are you serious or not?

If he's XuaXua, you shouldn't bother asking. But he's not, so yeah.

[XuaXua]

I don't get it. Are you serious or not?

If he's XuaXua, you shouldn't bother asking. But he's not, so yeah.

Correct.

[Grimm]

Here's our latest spam:

hello everyone

the man i love left me to another woman after 6years of marriage and i was depress, one day i saw a comment of a girl testifying of how her boy friend came back to her with the help of doc obodo and followed the email i saw in the comment and after a why doc obodo reply me and i did all he has me to do after 3days my husband called me and ask for my forgive .in case you also need help you can call Doc at( +REDACTED or email SAVAGELY REDACTED)

[pratamawirya]

I'm starting to think that you are serious. In case you are, the joke was (or was supposed to be) that while you can't learn anything about Crawl from the bots' posts, reading them doesn't make you worse at Crawl either which isn't necessarily the case with some advice that has been historically given in the advice section based purely on wiki or something instead of own experience, bots etc. (I think the quality overall is much better now, though, and there are a lot of members with huge insight in Crawl nowdays).

Joking rule #1: never explain your jokes.

[Confidence Interval]

Here's our latest spam:

( +REDACTED or email SAVAGELY REDACTED)

Keeping the good stuff for yourself, huh?

[Grimm]

You're not aware that I sell spammers's contact info to Taverners?

[Confidence Interval]

I think we're all aware that corruption is a major problem in the Tavern administration.

[Mankeli]

I'm starting to think that you are serious. In case you are, the joke was (or was supposed to be) that while you can't learn anything about Crawl from the bots' posts, reading them doesn't make you worse at Crawl either which isn't necessarily the case with some advice that has been historically given in the advice section based purely on wiki or something instead of own experience, bots etc. (I think the quality overall is much better now, though, and there are a lot of members with huge insight in Crawl nowdays).

Joking rule #1: never explain your jokes.

The rules are different in the Wretched Lair of the Serious One.

BTW, that's my proposition for a Lugonu corrupted alternate Lair.