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But hamburgers aren't in the same family as hot dogs though

luckless wrote:the really depressing thing for me is that I have been to graduate school

i feel like this post should have ended here, but for some reason it kept going

phloomp wrote:<meta> Is this whole thread some sort of psych experiment? I posted something just to be amusing, but now that I've taken a side I suddenly care deeply about the non-sandwichers winning </meta>

no, this is a thread for figuring out whether or not a sausage between two long bun is a sandwich or not.

hm? what do you think? hamburger...or hot dog?

n1000 wrote:

hm? what do you think? hamburger...or hot dog?

that's a fucking salad jfc

But what is the actual definition of a Roguelike? Does food truly fit into the Roguelike concept's intended design in such a way as to meaningfully explore the design space?

gammafunk wrote:But what is the actual definition of a Roguelike? Does food truly fit into the Roguelike concept's intended design in such a way as to meaningfully explore the design space?

This thread is about whether or not hot dogs are sandwiches, not whether or not they belong in roguelikes.

n1000 wrote:

hm? what do you think? hamburger...or hot dog?

really obviously hotdog. hamburgers are not defined by tomatos and shit they're defined by the "hamburger" part

ydeve wrote:This thread is about whether or not hot dogs are sandwiches, not whether or not they belong in roguelikes.

It used to be, but now it's about food and the definition of "Roguelike". Source: Me, I'm a mod :lol:

way to go, you killed an extremely high quality thread

n1000 wrote:

hm? what do you think? hamburger...or hot dog?

I think delicious

Shard1697 wrote:
n1000 wrote:x

hm? what do you think? hamburger...or hot dog?
really obviously hotdog. hamburgers are not defined by tomatos and shit they're defined by the "hamburger" part

"Hello Wendy's. This is Shard1769...can I please have a hamburger sandwich. Yes, just a bun, lettuce, mustard, tomatoes, and a hamburger in the middle: a hamburger sandwich.

hot dogs are when you combine the sausage with the bun. proof:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

twelwe wrote:hot dogs are when you combine the sausage with the bun. proof:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

i encourage everyone to watch the "how to grill steak without a grill" video. you really don't have a complete picture of humanity without it.

n1000 wrote:
Shard1697 wrote:
n1000 wrote:x

hm? what do you think? hamburger...or hot dog?
really obviously hotdog. hamburgers are not defined by tomatos and shit they're defined by the "hamburger" part

"Hello Wendy's. This is Shard1769...can I please have a hamburger sandwich. Yes, just a bun, lettuce, mustard, tomatoes, and a hamburger in the middle: a hamburger sandwich.

I would say "I'd like a hamburger", though. that stuff is all expected if it's a hamburger without a weird name

nonetheless, you can have specialty hamburgers without tomatos, lettuce, etc., but you cannot have a hamburger without a patty, period. so what defines a hamburger is the bun and patty, tomato and lettuce is expected but not required.

Shard1697 wrote:nonetheless, you can have specialty hamburgers without tomatos, lettuce, etc., but you cannot have a hamburger without a patty, period.

duvessa wrote:
Shard1697 wrote:nonetheless, you can have specialty hamburgers without tomatos, lettuce, etc., but you cannot have a hamburger without a patty, period.

Double Down (sandwich)

minmay nice try but i am powerfully immune to your trolling

I went to kfc the day the double down was released. I was hyped for weeks I s hit you not...walked the fuck over there because I expected the double breaster to just KO me and make me not OK to drive. responsible... so I pack my bag and walk 1 mile to KFC and guess what, it's not even 6 pm and the fuckers are sold out. which mfer even planned this product release. I don't have to tell you how destructive it is to one's day to be so #@^ hype and then...well just pure let down I guess.

so I walked back the f over there 2 days later and damn that was a good hot dog

Idk guys that's preeeeeettttyyy definitive, it's right there under | sandwich |

heh a french dip with horseradish sauce

good catch, invalidated

try again somewhere that understands the meaning of words

Pop-tarts are sandwiches.

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I am so glad this thread reappeared.

I hope it periodically resurfaces once or twice a year or so, to bring solace to mankind in time of need.

i feel like the people in this thread may have not properly appreciated the relevance of my gif. you see, if you are wearing a fursuit, does that make you a fursuit sandwich? and, furthermore, every frame of the gif is arguably a sandwich

duvessa wrote:i feel like the people in this thread may have not properly appreciated the relevance of my gif. you see, if you are wearing a fursuit, does that make you a fursuit sandwich? and, furthermore, every frame of the gif is arguably a sandwich

if you are wearing a fursuit, are you food?

no vore pls

i vored a grilled cheese sandwich today, it was great

aurally voring a podcast rn

voring the photons coming from my computer screen through my eyes and then tfing them into electrical signals that travel via the optic nerves to read this thread rn

I'm just a solipsist sandwich.

While I cannot devote the true time and attention to this thread that it so rightfully deserve, I would like to add an overlooked criteria to the determination of if something is a sandwich: the bread must be intended to be gripped such that you eat the sandwich with your hands. This rules out cakes as "frosting sandwiches" because they are generally also frosted on the top and sides, meaning that you cannot pick them up with your hands cleanly. It is theoretically possible that you could make a cake which only contained frosting on the inside and not around the sides in order to call it a sandwich, which I could begrudgingly agree with, but the traditional, fully frosted cake is in no way a sandwich.

There is a very small amount of wiggle room on this - for example the grilled cheese sandwich will butter both sides of the bread, which can make the bread somewhat oily, but it is still very much intended that you hold the sandwich by the bread, so it is a sandwich.

is an ice cream cone a sandwich?

Is an ice cream sandwich, a sandwich?

You know, if you say "sandwich" enough times aloud, it stops sounding like a word, and if you read it enough times, it looks like it's spelled incorrectly

Is this a sandwich?

VeryAngryFelid wrote:I was surprised when I saw "grinder" in a menu for the first time since I knew the word from crawl only.

A little known fact about Crawl's Grinder is that he is a sandwich. That's why he casts paralyze.

all imps are actually somewhere on the sandwich alignment chart

I am of the opinion that "hotdog sandwich" implies something like this:

and not the standard bun style in which a hotdog should be eaten. However, I will be fairly lenient with good people (good people being people who don't put ketchup on hotdogs).

is a knuckle sandwich a sandwich

if you wear bread knuckles

Do you purchase your bread knuckles from the breakery or fashion your own?

Are catgirls inherently misogynistic?

Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?

this thread has opened my eyes; linguistic prescriptivists can go suck a hot dog

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