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Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 14:54
by nicolae
cerebovssquire wrote:
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Asmodeus' Incunabulum of Blistering Attacks {god gift}

 Spells                             Type                      Level
 a - Flame Tongue                 Conjuration/Fire              1
 b - Ice Storm                    Conjuration/Ice               9
 c - Fire Storm                   Conjuration/Fire              9


dear sif, you seem to be missing the right progression here


A while ago I thought of suggesting a standard spellbook that had the level 1 and level 9 spell for each elemental school. Call it "The Compleat Elements".

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 15:01
by JeffQyzt
Grimm wrote:...I kill a vampire while "Bela Lugosi's Dead" is playing.


...I kill a necromancer while "Exquisite Corpse" is playing...
...I come across Duvessa and Dowan while "Terror Couple Kill Colonel" is playing...
...I kill a redback while "Boris the Spider" is playing...

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 15:59
by Confidence Interval
...I go to the Mines and fight with orcs while "Police Truck" is playing...

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 18:16
by cerebovssquire
...I go into Gehenna when "Into the Fire" is playing...

(I actually intentionally switch that track on when I go there :P )

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 19:31
by Grimm
...I see Mennas while "Angel of Death" is playing...

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 19:33
by MyOtheHedgeFox
...I visit my stash when this is playing:
http://static.machinaesupremacy.com/mus ... pmusic.mp3

(Jets'n'Guns, shop music)

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 19:44
by Jabberwocky
cerebovssquire wrote:
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_C - the +11 plate armour of Circular Logic {rElec rN+}


Place: Dungeon:6

You are a level 8 Ogre Wanderer. You are 7% of the way to level 9.

:(

I would say that crawl is saying fuck you.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 19:49
by Jabberwocky
Confidence Interval wrote:...I go to the Mines and fight with orcs while "Police Truck" is playing...

Isn't there a idea kicking around for orcish police? They hang around in the urban jungle level of the lair and are a good source of doughnuts.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 19:56
by Grimm
That is old school crawlmedy. viewtopic.php?p=12570#p12570

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 17th May 2012, 21:05
by Confidence Interval
I imagine the orc police as being rather like Chief Wiggum.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 18th May 2012, 04:01
by Grimm
...I play Crawl while "Game of Pricks" is playing...

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 20th May 2012, 20:52
by cerebovssquire
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 a + Shock                         Conjuration/Air               1%          1
 b - Swiftness                     Charms/Air                    1%          2
 c - Static Discharge              Conjuration/Air               1%          3
 d - Repel Missiles                Charms/Air                    1%          2
 e - Lightning Bolt                Conjuration/Air               4%          5
 f - Flight                        Charms/Air                    1%          3
 g - Haste                         Charms                        4%          6



This is D:8, there are no wizardry or brilliance boni, just a humble INT +1 mutation

nerf DE plz

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 20th May 2012, 20:54
by Jabberwocky
cerebovssquire wrote:
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 a + Shock                         Conjuration/Air               1%          1
 b - Swiftness                     Charms/Air                    1%          2
 c - Static Discharge              Conjuration/Air               1%          3
 d - Repel Missiles                Charms/Air                    1%          2
 e - Lightning Bolt                Conjuration/Air               4%          5
 f - Flight                        Charms/Air                    1%          3
 g - Haste                         Charms                        4%          6



This is D:8, there are no wizardry or brilliance boni, just a humble INT +1 mutation

nerf DE plz

I'm not sure you have any excuses to die now.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 20th May 2012, 20:56
by cerebovssquire
Jabberwocky wrote:I'm not sure you have any excuses to die now.


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j - 3 potions of magic
Wp: a) staff of conjuration
 H - a +0 helmet of intelligence (worn)
 d - a +1 dwarven buckler (worn)


I don't think so either. Oh, I also forget the helmet in my last post (but taking it off only turns the 4% to 6%).

I also have 3 !curemut, lol

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 20th May 2012, 20:59
by Jabberwocky
cerebovssquire wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:I'm not sure you have any excuses to die now.


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j - 3 potions of magic
Wp: a) staff of conjuration
 H - a +0 helmet of intelligence (worn)
 d - a +1 dwarven buckler (worn)


I don't think so either. Oh, I also forget the helmet in my last post (but taking it off only turns the 4% to 6%).

I also have 3 !curemut, lol

If you die now you get a free ticket to awful players.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 20th May 2012, 21:01
by cerebovssquire
yeeeeaaaah so this was on D:9

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i - the amulet "Tumoofe" {rMut Int+5}


Also, !cure mut #4 (it's funny because I don't need them).

I guess it's like the learndb says:
-fortuna is his bitch
-<ZChris13> Elynae: What the heck who are you and what did you do to the RNG

EDIT: the saga continued on D:11:

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_You finish putting on your +0 cloak of preservation.


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h - Regeneration                  Charms/Necromancy             1%          3
 i - Poison Arrow                  Conjuration/Poison            17%         6


soon to be 1%

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 20th May 2012, 21:29
by Jabberwocky
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You vision blurs. Your vision sharpens. You feel stronger.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 21st May 2012, 01:24
by Jabberwocky
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17 :35 A potion falls on you head and shatter into small bits.
17 :35 Your head is severed off!
17 :35 You die.

From IVAN but still notable.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 21st May 2012, 11:32
by kefir645
neqoxec gestures at you. Your metabolism slows. You feel clumsy. You feel controlled.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 22nd May 2012, 16:04
by Jabberwocky
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Your Dodging skill gain 3 levels and is not at level 8!
You have reached level 4!
You have reached level 5!
You feel clever.
You have reached level 6!
Your experience leads to a increase in your attributes!
You feel agile.

Killing Grinder has its benefits.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 24th May 2012, 17:28
by Jabberwocky
Sigmund kills me from full health with a single magic dart. Spriggans are fun.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 24th May 2012, 21:15
by Jabberwocky
The spellbook fails to ignite!
The spellbook is a mimic!

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 24th May 2012, 21:41
by MyOtheHedgeFox
Jabberwocky wrote:The spellbook fails to ignite!
The spellbook is a mimic!

Trog MUST summon some Brothers in Arms to deal with it, then!

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 25th May 2012, 20:06
by Jabberwocky
Urug.

A rude orc.
He smells terrible.
He looks dangerous.

I'm level 17 with 25 in axes and I have a executioners axe of freezing. Yet he is dangerous.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Monday, 28th May 2012, 12:16
by ramas
I love it when...I can cast inner flame, and abusing it... :twisted:

Image

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Tuesday, 29th May 2012, 20:22
by That Other Guy
ramas wrote:I love it when...I can cast inner flame, and abusing it... :twisted:

Image


I like it more when it's a hydra splattered against the walls by an orb of destruction.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 30th May 2012, 00:30
by nicolae
I love when I get done testing a vault and I don't have to fucking look at it anymore

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 30th May 2012, 14:18
by Mankeli
I love it when I find a +0 +7 ring of slaying and an amulet of rage on D:1 on OpTr. These well help nicely until dragon form comes online.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 30th May 2012, 15:15
by chukamok
Mankeli wrote:I love it when I find a +0 +7 ring of slaying and an amulet of rage on D:1 on OpTr. These well help nicely until dragon form comes online.


Be sure to post your YASD!

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 30th May 2012, 15:58
by Jabberwocky
In the arena try out flaming corpse v 99 sheep. It's fun to watch.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 30th May 2012, 16:40
by mageykun
Jabberwocky wrote:In the arena try out flaming corpse v 99 sheep. It's fun to watch.

Okay, somehow the first time I tried this, the sheep won. The corpse somehow failed all it's sticky flame rolls.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 30th May 2012, 19:46
by Jabberwocky
In the arena try silver statue, orc v silver statue, orc. It makes for a fun curbstomp battle. Does anyone else screw around with arena and find fun things?

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 30th May 2012, 21:39
by Grimm
mageykun wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:In the arena try out flaming corpse v 99 sheep. It's fun to watch.

Okay, somehow the first time I tried this, the sheep won. The corpse somehow failed all it's sticky flame rolls.

It's about time the sheep had something go their way.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Wednesday, 30th May 2012, 21:41
by Mankeli
chukamok wrote:
Mankeli wrote:I love it when I find a +0 +7 ring of slaying and an amulet of rage on D:1 on OpTr. These well help nicely until dragon form comes online.


Be sure to post your YASD!


I sure will. On other news, I love it when my heavy armored DD is so overly powerful that I can enter vault:8 on about level 20 without a deity but with uncontrollable teleportitis and still tab a major part of it :D . I'm not sure if there is any other combination that uses tabbing on an open space as a viable strategy against 2-3 stone giants for example at this point of the game :D. I was trying the DDPr of Zin challenge (check out the cerebovssquire's thread) but after clearing lair and orc and finding out that 1) I will not complete that challenge with this char 2) there is an vampiric battleaxe on the floor of Orc:4, I decided to just use that vampiric weapon anyway. I remembered vampiric weapons being especially strong on DD but this is just ridicilous.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 00:25
by BlackSheep
Grimm wrote:
mageykun wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:In the arena try out flaming corpse v 99 sheep. It's fun to watch.

Okay, somehow the first time I tried this, the sheep won. The corpse somehow failed all it's sticky flame rolls.

It's about time the sheep had something go their way.

Tell me about it.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 13:46
by Stormfox
BlackSheep wrote:
Grimm wrote:It's about time the sheep had something go their way.

Tell me about it.

Sheep have 184 kills as of the time of this post. That's better than shadows (121). (And Cerebov (82), but more people fight sheep than fight Cerebov.)

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 15:07
by Grimm
SHEEP MORE DANGEROUS THAN CEREBOV, SAY BOFFINS

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 17:05
by Jabberwocky
Grimm wrote:SHEEP MORE DANGEROUS THAN CEREBOV, SAY BOFFINS

Maybe since "cerebovssquire" is so lethal a player they should change their name to "sheepssquire" to reflect this.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 20:27
by Grimm
That's a capital suggestion.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 20:28
by Jabberwocky
Grimm wrote:That's a capital suggestion.

is that a pune icy

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 20:31
by Grimm
You have me at a loss.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 20:37
by Jabberwocky
Grimm wrote:You have me at a loss.

I guess not then. The path to which I thought you might be making a pun was twisted and biased. The way I thought you might be making a pun was I remarked that cerebovssquire is a lethal player, and then when you commented that that was a capital idea, I tried to think of a context in which that would make sense as a pun and the only thing I could think of that would make sense as a pun in this context was capital punishment which is normally lethal. Well none of this makes much sense, I'm afraid that your past dealing have made me see puns in posts that I wouldn't normally think of as containing puns if other people had posted them. I hope this explained it for you.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 20:50
by Grimm
That's the funniest thing I've read so far today. I was actually going off "boffin" and using another piece of outdated British slang.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 21:02
by mageykun
So that's it then. We've hit critical mass. The layers of puns are now deep enough that the punners themselves know not where the wordplay ends. The puns have become independent.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 21:07
by Grimm
I've heard they have more kills than do sheep.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Thursday, 31st May 2012, 21:57
by Jabberwocky
So sheepssquire should change their name to punssquire?

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Friday, 1st June 2012, 13:42
by Stormfox
Grimm wrote:I've heard they have more kills than do sheep.

Sheep only manage to kill the unprepared or inattentive. (Or flaming corpses that are being mocked by the RNG.)

Puns slay everyone.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Saturday, 2nd June 2012, 19:39
by Jabberwocky
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b - a +11 +9 short sword. 1457 gold

I thought nonartifacts could only go up to +9 +9.

Re: I love it when...

PostPosted: Sunday, 3rd June 2012, 12:53
by cerebovssquire
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Int: -70 (24)


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Your intelligence has recovered.



...whew.