4000 THANK QUEST


If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 04:01

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You resist the urge to flush the toilet and instead lob a Thunderdog bottle into the shower. You hear breaking glass and smell stale urine.
The silhouette behind the curtain sighs and screams at the ceiling, "SIS! YOU FORGOT TO GIVE YIUF HIS PILLS AGAIN!"
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ================== 18/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13)
Small prune chip cluster
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
53 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
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◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Go through east door
b) Pull back shower curtain
c) Throw item into shower
d) Use toilet

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 05:02

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d) Use toilet

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 06:08

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Trying not to giggle, you press down the handle on the toilet. Nothing happens. The toilet is fake! Prince Ribbit leaps out of the bowl and attacks!
You involuntarily release all of your PP at the sight of the scariest unique in the game.
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13)
Small prune chip cluster
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
53 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Cry
e) Use item
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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 06:44

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

use empty thunderdog bottle
http://crawl.akrasiac.org/scoring/playe ... speon.html. I started playing in 0.16.1
I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
Remove food

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 06:47

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You catch Prince Ribbit in a Thunderdog bottle.
...You're not sure why you were so afraid of him, come to think of it.
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13)
Small prune chip cluster
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Prince Ribbit in a bottle
53 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
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  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Go through east door
b) Pull back shower curtain
c) Throw item into shower
d) Use toilet
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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 07:11

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

c) throw small prune chip cluster into shower
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 07:12

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

b) Pull back shower curtain
Wir saufen, und wir sind noch da!

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:00

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You throw open the shower curtain, revealing Dowan. Before he can process what's happening, you throw a small prune chip cluster into his face. It breaks in two. Dowan shrieks and prepares to cast a spell.
For some reason, Dowan's butt looks strangely familiar.
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13)
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Prince Ribbit in a bottle
53 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Flirt
e) Use item

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:07

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

D
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:14

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You try to join Dowan in the shower, but he quickly jumps out as soon as you get in. Maybe he's just not attracted to people that are covered in sewage and constantly peeing their pants.
Dowan casts Throw Flame. The shit-gas emanating from you catches fire, but the water from the shower puts it out, so it's okay.
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (13)
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Prince Ribbit in a bottle
53 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item
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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:22

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d) use wand of enslavement
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 08:27

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You zap the wand of enslavement. Dowan resists with no effort, but is seriously creeped out by the bow made from his sister's hair.
Dowan casts Haste Other. The toilet seems to speed up.
  Code:
HP: ========================== 26/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Prince Ribbit in a bottle
53 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 11:16

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Use bag of wolf treats
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 18:10

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

This is the best Christmas ever.

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 18:17

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d)Release Prince Ribbit from the bottle (Screw you guys!)
You shall never see my color again.

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 18:50

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You take one of the severed fingers and pick your nose with it.
Dowan decides that you must have done something terrible to his sister and casts Throw Icicle. An icicle pierces your left pancreas. (-8 HP)
  Code:
HP: ==================-------- 18/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Prince Ribbit in a bottle
53 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item
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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 18:59

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

a) Attack
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 19:17

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You swing the flail. You have absolutely no idea how to use a flail. You hit yourself in the pituitary gland. (-2 HP)
Dowan casts Stone Arrow. A stone arrow hits you in the teeth. (-8 HP)
  Code:
HP: ========------------------ 8/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Prince Ribbit in a bottle
53 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 20:07

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d) Attempt to evoke a pornographic playing card

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 20:35

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You draw a card. It's the twenty-seven of diamonds. You throw it at Dowan. He dodges, but he catches a glimpse of a dryad's vulva.
DEFEATED DOWAN'S INNOCENCE
  Code:
HP: ========------------------ 8/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Prince Ribbit in a bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 20:47

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d) use prince ribbit in a bottle against dowan

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 21:02

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You take Prince Ribbit out of the bottle and throw him at Dowan. Dowan ducks and Prince Ribbit splats against the wall. MTV offers you a contract, but you're too busy fighting to accept it.
DEFEATED PRINCE RIBBIT
Dowan hesitates.
  Code:
HP: ========------------------ 8/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: =====------------- 5/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
35 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use item
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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 21:15

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d) Use a bottle of Thunderdog wine
DCSS: 97:...MfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}
FeEE{HOIEMiAE}GrGlHuWrGnWrNaAKBaFi{MiDeMfDe}{DrAKTrAMGhEnGnWz}
{PaBeDjFi}OgAKPaCAGnCjOgCKMfAEAtCKSpCjDEEE{HOSu
Bloat: 17: RaRoPrPh{GuStGnCa}{ArEtZoNb}KiPaAnDrBXDBQOApDaMeAGBiOCNKAsFnFlUs{RoBoNeWi

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 21:37

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You drink the Thunderdog. Somehow, it tastes even worse than the first time. (+5 PP)
Dowan casts Throw Icicle. You partially block the icicle with your genitals. (-5 GP, -3 HP)
  Code:
HP: =====--------------------- 5/26
PP: =====------------- 5/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
2 empty Thunderdog bottles
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use Acid Spit
e) Use item

Tartarus Sorceror

Posts: 1667

Joined: Saturday, 11th October 2014, 06:12

Location: Brazil. RS, Santa Cruz do Sul.

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 21:45

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

c) Faint.
You shall never see my color again.

Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 8786

Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 22:07

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You pretend that you're attacking. You accidentally attack for real and bash Dowan's skull with the flail.
Dowan stumbles around.
  Code:
HP: =====--------------------- 5/26
PP: =====------------- 5/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
2 empty Thunderdog bottles
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use Acid Spit
e) Use item

Swamp Slogger

Posts: 135

Joined: Saturday, 21st February 2015, 07:40

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 22:24

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e) Attempt to take a picture of this momentous moment with the zPhone

Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 8786

Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 22:46

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You take out the zPhone and dial a random number. You hear ringing, then you hear Duvessa's voice on the other end. "Hey Menkaure, what's up?"
Dowan casts Improved Teleport while you're distracted. Dowan disappears.
"Uh, never mind, I'm gonna have to call you back. (Dowan, we've gone over this a hundred times! When you teleport, you have to remember to teleport your clothes too!)" Duvessa hangs up.
You pick up the prune chip clusters.
  Code:
HP: =====--------------------- 5/26
PP: =====------------- 5/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 3

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-6AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
2 empty Thunderdog bottles
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Use shower
c) Use item

Cocytus Succeeder

Posts: 2229

Joined: Sunday, 18th December 2011, 13:31

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 22:58

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

B
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 8786

Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:03

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You use the shower. It takes a pretty long time, but you eventually wash off the sewage-and-Thunderdog smell. You try to wash off your cursed helmet too, but it just rusts.
  Code:
HP: =====--------------------- 5/26
PP: =====------------- 5/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
2 empty Thunderdog bottles
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Use shower
c) Use item

Tartarus Sorceror

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Joined: Saturday, 11th October 2014, 06:12

Location: Brazil. RS, Santa Cruz do Sul.

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:10

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

c)Pick up Dowan's clothes and use smell them.
You shall never see my color again.

Ziggurat Zagger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:23

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

dowan's clothes aren't here. he was showering so he was already nude

Swamp Slogger

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:28

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

b) Shower until your corrosion stacks build and your helmet falls apart entirely, while hoping that you're on an earlier version

Ziggurat Zagger

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Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:30

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You re-enter the shower. Nothing happens to the helmet.
  Code:
HP: =====--------------------- 5/26
PP: =====------------- 5/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
2 empty Thunderdog bottles
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Use shower
c) Use item

Swamp Slogger

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Joined: Saturday, 21st February 2015, 07:40

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:32

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

c) two empty bottles. Fill em with some water

Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 8786

Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:38

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You spit acid into an empty Thunderdog bottle, saving it for later.
  Code:
HP: =====--------------------- 5/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
Thunderdog bottle filled with acid
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Go through east door
b) Use shower
c) Use item
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Pandemonium Purger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th April 2015, 22:37

Post Wednesday, 23rd December 2015, 23:43

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

return to fountain and heal.
http://crawl.akrasiac.org/scoring/playe ... speon.html. I started playing in 0.16.1
I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
Remove food

Tartarus Sorceror

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Joined: Saturday, 11th October 2014, 06:12

Location: Brazil. RS, Santa Cruz do Sul.

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 01:21

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

duvessa wrote:dowan's clothes aren't here. he was showering so he was already nude

Excuse me, did he travel naked to the shower?

...Not that i see anything wrong with that.
You shall never see my color again.

Ziggurat Zagger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 02:35

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

dynast wrote:
duvessa wrote:dowan's clothes aren't here. he was showering so he was already nude

Excuse me, did he travel naked to the shower?
yes

Ziggurat Zagger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 02:37

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

As you open the door to leave the room, you notice Natasha has been sitting on top of it the whole time. Natasha pounces!
  Code:
HP: =====--------------------- 5/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
Thunderdog bottle filled with acid
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item
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Pandemonium Purger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th April 2015, 22:37

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 03:22

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

d).
http://crawl.akrasiac.org/scoring/playe ... speon.html. I started playing in 0.16.1
I achieved greatplayer in less than a year.
Remove food

Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 8786

Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 05:02

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You try to pet Natasha, but she hisses and jumps away.
Natasha casts Call Imp. A crimson imp appears.
  Code:
HP: =====--------------------- 5/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
Thunderdog bottle filled with acid
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

Dungeon Master

Posts: 250

Joined: Thursday, 27th November 2014, 19:12

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 05:33

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e) use the thunde dog bottle full of acid

Ziggurat Zagger

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Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:00

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You throw the bottle of acid at the crimson imp. The imp catches the bottle and drinks the contents. The imp screams as it dissolves from the inside, then disappears in a puff of smoke. The bottle drops on the ground and shatters.
Natasha casts Magic Dart. A magic dart hits you in the forehead. (-3 HP)
  Code:
HP: ==------------------------ 2/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

Abyss Ambulator

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Joined: Friday, 16th January 2015, 20:20

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:08

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Attack!!!

Ziggurat Zagger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:12

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You decide that you aren't content with just being a serial murderer. You want to be an animal abuser too.
You swing the flail at Natasha, but you have no idea how to use a flail. You miss, and hit the floor instead.
Natasha starts trying to expel a hairball.
  Code:
HP: ==------------------------ 2/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

Dungeon Master

Posts: 250

Joined: Thursday, 27th November 2014, 19:12

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:30

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e) wield sigmunds scythe
then
a) Attack

were flails real weapons or are they some made up fantasy thing?

Ziggurat Zagger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:40

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

flails were real weapons, but were not very popular since they were really awkward to use and basically their only redeeming feature was getting around shields
flails with balls on both ends, or flails with multiple balls on one end, are made up fantasy weapons though and they are stupid as hell

You wield Sigmund's scythe.
Natasha successfully expels the hairball.
You swing the scythe at Natasha. She easily dodges your clumsy attack.
Natasha casts Magic Dart. A magic dart hits you in the tonsils. (-1 HP)
  Code:
HP: =------------------------- 1/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
  ◻
  ║
◼═◻═
  ║
  ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item

Zot Zealot

Posts: 1031

Joined: Friday, 26th April 2013, 19:52

Location: AZ, USA

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 06:59

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

e) Use the wand of enslavement.

Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 8786

Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Thursday, 24th December 2015, 07:01

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You zap the wand of enslavement at Natasha. Natasha is charmed.
  Code:
HP: =------------------------- 1/26
PP: ------------------ 0/18
GP: ------------------ 0/18
AC: 0

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement with hair bow (12)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Brick of Jarlsberg cheese
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
34 bottles of Thunderdog wine
empty Thunderdog bottle
52 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)bladder
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection (wielded)
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier

MAP
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Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit

a) Attack
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Pet
e) Use item
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