Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Wednesday, 4th January 2012, 18:10The audience has long since fallen asleep out of profound boredom.
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[Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
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Posted: Wednesday, 4th January 2012, 18:10Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Wednesday, 4th January 2012, 18:55Good! Now our team (Hedgefox Flooder, Mountain Dwarf Fighter and Confidence Interval) will be able to beat them!
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Posted: Wednesday, 4th January 2012, 21:45Go team!
(In fact, I think I need to play co-op Crawl. It's the only way I'll ever beat the d***ed thing.)
(In fact, I think I need to play co-op Crawl. It's the only way I'll ever beat the d***ed thing.)
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 06:05Confidence Interval points at the audience and mumbles something.
It gets dark.
It gets dark.
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 06:09The end.
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 06:34-- wrote Grimm and handled the paper to the teacher.
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 06:38...wrote MyOtheHedgeFox and handed the paper to the politruk.
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 07:06...finished Confidence Interval, put the needle back on his tattoo table and told Grimm to stand up. He wanted to ask why he wanted to tattoo this weird story on his back, but what is paid for must be done.
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 10:24Yup - for sure that'll be the last time I visit a carnival.
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 10:51What about going to the zoo?
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 11:02The zoo is good as long as it has plenty of geckos, bears, hounds, jackals, megabats, etc. It's not as good for tattooing purposes, though. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Wicked_This_Way_Comes_(novel))
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 11:12Then let's go find Carmen Sandiego?
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 11:50WALDO offers to join your party!
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 11:58NINJAS are trying to catch you!
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Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 12:09PerverseSuffering wrote:WALDO offers to join your party!
I know WALDO as WALLY. I wonder why he changed his name?
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Thursday, 5th January 2012, 17:30Witness protection program.
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 06:23Our protection program includes such rules as:
1) Do not shout when you see Mennas;
1) Do not shout when you see Mennas;
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 06:272) Shout at all other times.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 06:343) Whenever you shout, you ask for it.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 06:424) When you receive it, wrap it up carefully in some nice paper and put it on the credenza next to the Hummel figurine of the Sultan of Brunei.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 09:374a) Because you need to take care of your eyes, even if they were torn out by a hit of a dire flail of electrocution.
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 10:285) The fifth rule of the protection program is: you do not talk about the protection program.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 10:37Rule #6: There is prawn of it. No exceptions.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 10:47Grimm wrote:Rule #6: There is prawn of it. No exceptions.
(Of course: since, as previously noted, there is prawn of everything.)
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 10:54It was previously noted? What did I miss?
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 11:07It's someone-or-other's rule that there is prawn of everything. It would be unwise of me to google such things in my present setting so I shall leave it to others to track down.
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 11:21No that's pron of everything. Really get your mind out of the gutter, we're talking seafood here 
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 11:46Guess you never saw that video with the three rock crabs and the oyster, then...
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 13:33Confidence Interval wrote:It's someone-or-other's rule that there is prawn of everything. It would be unwise of me to google such things in my present setting so I shall leave it to others to track down.
Oh right yeah, that's what I was referring to. It's "there is pron of it. no exceptions." Now back to the comedy.
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 13:52That's Rule 34. Crawl is covered by Rule 27.
...to which Hedgefox realized, "This madness has rules?"
...to which Hedgefox realized, "This madness has rules?"
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 14:19Pondering further, he realized that e.g. Xom was coded, that is to say described in rigorously logical language, and therefore that his own recent dadamax experiences might well be, from a celestial perspective, trivially algebraic.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 15:33Given that the randomization of computers is, at best, pseudo-randomization, Xom's actions are (at least in principle) predictable.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 15:53Xom's a big fake.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 16:01Grimm wrote:Xom's a big fake.
Xom thinks this is hilarious, as he sifts into Grimm shoes some...
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 16:07...entirely predictable things.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 17:59And so, exactly according to the program, Confidence Interval became a cheerleader group and began to support Sigmund!
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 18:27Basically we need Crawl to be hooked up to some sort of quantum thing so we can get some real randomness.
OCCUPY ZOT:5
WE DEMAND CHAOTIC DISTRIBUTION OF LOOT
WE ARE THE √2%
OCCUPY ZOT:5
WE DEMAND CHAOTIC DISTRIBUTION OF LOOT
WE ARE THE √2%
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 18:57- Can you explain it? -- asked the cheerleader group.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 19:04Snap out of it man. The story's dead.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 20:53The metanarrative has ended. This is postmodern Crawl.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 20:59You contemplate the meaninglessness of life for a moment.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 21:28You contemplate the meaningfulness of Crawl for a moment.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 21:35It can be said that Crawl is the source of meaning for Dasein.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 21:37It is more fundamental: I Crawl therefore I am.
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Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 21:40Krabbeln heißt richtig leben.
To Crawl is to live properly.
To Crawl is to live properly.
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Friday, 6th January 2012, 21:53I think that a very apt note on which to end this story.
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Saturday, 7th January 2012, 05:45Guys, I think you've been playing Crawl for a bit too much. You want something to die too eagerly.
We're playing a Wizmode match here to test our narrative skills, so to say, not a Crawl-like story in which every irrelevant step leads the story to its end. Get up and freakin' test your skills, you weakling Felid Warpers!
And beyond that, you try to be some freakin' homebrew philosophers in a Crazy Yiuf Corner thread designed for hilarity!
I begin to think you're crazier than hedgefoxes... (who are the only species to have accomplished the same feat of idiotic valor)
We're playing a Wizmode match here to test our narrative skills, so to say, not a Crawl-like story in which every irrelevant step leads the story to its end. Get up and freakin' test your skills, you weakling Felid Warpers!
And beyond that, you try to be some freakin' homebrew philosophers in a Crazy Yiuf Corner thread designed for hilarity!
I begin to think you're crazier than hedgefoxes... (who are the only species to have accomplished the same feat of idiotic valor)
Re: [Forum Game] Let's Make A Story
Posted: Saturday, 7th January 2012, 05:49Let it go kid.
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Posted: Saturday, 7th January 2012, 05:52Erm, never say "yes" to "die". YOU'RE VIOLATING AREA SECURITY!!!