[Forum Game] Let's Make A Story

[Grimm]

The audience has long since fallen asleep out of profound boredom.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Good! Now our team (Hedgefox Flooder, Mountain Dwarf Fighter and Confidence Interval) will be able to beat them!

[Confidence Interval]

Go team!

(In fact, I think I need to play co-op Crawl. It's the only way I'll ever beat the d***ed thing.)

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Confidence Interval points at the audience and mumbles something.
It gets dark.

[Grimm]

The end.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

-- wrote Grimm and handled the paper to the teacher.

[Grimm]

...wrote MyOtheHedgeFox and handed the paper to the politruk.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

...finished Confidence Interval, put the needle back on his tattoo table and told Grimm to stand up. He wanted to ask why he wanted to tattoo this weird story on his back, but what is paid for must be done.

[Confidence Interval]

Yup - for sure that'll be the last time I visit a carnival.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

What about going to the zoo?

[Confidence Interval]

The zoo is good as long as it has plenty of geckos, bears, hounds, jackals, megabats, etc. It's not as good for tattooing purposes, though. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Wicked_This_Way_Comes_(novel))

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Then let's go find Carmen Sandiego?

[PerverseSuffering]

WALDO offers to join your party!

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

NINJAS are trying to catch you!

[Confidence Interval]

WALDO offers to join your party!

I know WALDO as WALLY. I wonder why he changed his name?

[Grimm]

Witness protection program.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Our protection program includes such rules as:
1) Do not shout when you see Mennas;

[Grimm]

2) Shout at all other times.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

3) Whenever you shout, you ask for it.

[Grimm]

4) When you receive it, wrap it up carefully in some nice paper and put it on the credenza next to the Hummel figurine of the Sultan of Brunei.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

4a) Because you need to take care of your eyes, even if they were torn out by a hit of a dire flail of electrocution.

[Confidence Interval]

5) The fifth rule of the protection program is: you do not talk about the protection program.

[Grimm]

Rule #6: There is prawn of it. No exceptions.

[Confidence Interval]

Rule #6: There is prawn of it. No exceptions.

(Of course: since, as previously noted, there is prawn of everything.)

[Grimm]

It was previously noted? What did I miss?

[Confidence Interval]

It's someone-or-other's rule that there is prawn of everything. It would be unwise of me to google such things in my present setting so I shall leave it to others to track down.

[greepish]

No that's pron of everything. Really get your mind out of the gutter, we're talking seafood here

[Confidence Interval]

Guess you never saw that video with the three rock crabs and the oyster, then...

[Grimm]

It's someone-or-other's rule that there is prawn of everything. It would be unwise of me to google such things in my present setting so I shall leave it to others to track down.

Oh right yeah, that's what I was referring to. It's "there is pron of it. no exceptions." Now back to the comedy.

[Stormfox]

That's Rule 34. Crawl is covered by Rule 27.

...to which Hedgefox realized, "This madness has rules?"

[Grimm]

Pondering further, he realized that e.g. Xom was coded, that is to say described in rigorously logical language, and therefore that his own recent dadamax experiences might well be, from a celestial perspective, trivially algebraic.

[Confidence Interval]

Given that the randomization of computers is, at best, pseudo-randomization, Xom's actions are (at least in principle) predictable.

[Grimm]

Xom's a big fake.

[PerverseSuffering]

Xom's a big fake.

Xom thinks this is hilarious, as he sifts into Grimm shoes some...

[Confidence Interval]

...entirely predictable things.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

And so, exactly according to the program, Confidence Interval became a cheerleader group and began to support Sigmund!

[Grimm]

Basically we need Crawl to be hooked up to some sort of quantum thing so we can get some real randomness.

OCCUPY ZOT:5

WE DEMAND CHAOTIC DISTRIBUTION OF LOOT

WE ARE THE √2%

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

- Can you explain it? -- asked the cheerleader group.

[Grimm]

Snap out of it man. The story's dead.

[Confidence Interval]

The metanarrative has ended. This is postmodern Crawl.

[Grimm]

You contemplate the meaninglessness of life for a moment.

[Confidence Interval]

You contemplate the meaningfulness of Crawl for a moment.

[Grimm]

It can be said that Crawl is the source of meaning for Dasein.

[Confidence Interval]

It is more fundamental: I Crawl therefore I am.

[Grimm]

Krabbeln heißt richtig leben.
To Crawl is to live properly.

[Confidence Interval]

I think that a very apt note on which to end this story.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Guys, I think you've been playing Crawl for a bit too much. You want something to die too eagerly.
We're playing a Wizmode match here to test our narrative skills, so to say, not a Crawl-like story in which every irrelevant step leads the story to its end. Get up and freakin' test your skills, you weakling Felid Warpers!

And beyond that, you try to be some freakin' homebrew philosophers in a Crazy Yiuf Corner thread designed for hilarity!
I begin to think you're crazier than hedgefoxes... (who are the only species to have accomplished the same feat of idiotic valor)

[Grimm]

Let it go kid.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Erm, never say "yes" to "die". YOU'RE VIOLATING AREA SECURITY!!!