Snake Sneak
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Joined: Sunday, 6th March 2011, 18:13
JUST FOR FUN: Monster Ideas
STEAMROLL MANFUCKER:
This bull sized monster has a single eye at the end of a thick neck, several frills, and 2 GIANT BLADES for arms. It feeds off of TERROR and DEATH and can DISEMBOWEL ELEPHANTS. You can encounter them PRETTY EARLY, but THANKFULLY they are INCREDIBLY SLOW. They put the FEAR OF DEATH in those with BROKEN ANKLES!
COLLOSAL HAMSTER:
Has INCREDIBLY HIGH HP, but thankfully isn't that powerful other than that. It's attacks are slow and unwieldly. JUST TRY AND NUKE IT WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT OR THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN KILL IT QUICKLY. WEAK AGAINST FIRE. There is an INCREDIBLY SMALL CHANCE that you can summon these when you cast Summon Small Mammal. You get the message "You miscast the spell!" when you summon it.
HAMSTER:
PRETTY MUCH A RAT. EXCEPT THEY ARE STRONGER.
DEVILBEAST:
These RADIOACTIVE WOLVES can run SUPER FAST and RIP YOU TO SHREDS. They can BLINK and have HIGH HP. They can also SHOOT LIGHTNING AT YOU. Created when XOM DECIDED TO GIVE A TERRIER GODLY POWERS.
2 HEADED SNAKE
A giant snake that attacks TWICE AS FAST!!! It is also TWICE AS RESISTANT to spells that CONFUSE or SLEEP the enemy!
PHASE BATS:
These things will SPAM BLINK, TELEPORT, and can DISTORT REALITY. Thankfully they are FRAGILE. They will attack at range with DIVINE LIGHT.
There is a unique Phase Bat known as ZORSPOINK. He is NON EUCLIDEAN. Phase bats will EAT FRUIT AND IGNORE YOU if you drop it on the ground.
HEART MAGE:
WHAT KIND OF LAME POWER IS HEART ANYWAYS???
DEMONIC SPIDERBAT
The most ANNOYING ENEMY IN THE GAME. They can occasionally drop FAKE ORBS OF ZOT.
UNHOLY COW
These beasts can STRIP A CORPSE TO IT'S SKELETON, healing itself AND can revive Skeletons! They will also SUMMON DEMONS. Their basic attack will ROT YOUR FLESH.
BUG BEAR
PART BUG, PART BEAR. THEY FLY AND STING.
ABOMBINATION
Exploding monsters! Best to pick them out at range!
FLAMING ICE GOLEM
If you leave them alone they will turn into WATER GOLEMS or STEAM GOLEMS which are MUCH MORE DANGEROUS.
CANDY GOLEM
FUCK YES.
DEVILRABBIT
Part Devil, Part Rabbit. THESE THINGS DO NOT LIKE CARROTS. THEY WILL EAT YOUR FACE. Very fast, very strong.
PIRHABBIT
PART PIRAHNA, PART RABBIT. They spawn EARLY ON, but can also spawn LATER ON IN HUGE SWARMS.