Playan Crawl, havan a good time

[Grimm]

With both the the tab fightan, and now the axe swingan, I'm finding it pretty hard to tell what letters I'm smashing into.

I understand what this poster is sayan.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

This, precisely this behaviour and this choice of topics make me think about spamming the whole Crazy Yiuf's Corner with NASA full-size pictures again, just to make you people with weak computers think thrince three times before making another inane statement out of boredom while you could at least share some acquired knowledge with the people around or smile at someone else's achievements -- perhaps even yours.

[cerebovssquire]

With both the the tab fightan, and now the axe swingan, I'm finding it pretty hard to tell what letters I'm smashing into.

I understand what this poster is sayan.

Imposter! it should be findan smashan (when I talk really fast I can actually sound like this though I guess most people would use fightin' smashin' swingin' to represent that ending that is somewhere between "an" and "in").

[TehDruid]

I understand that this poster is Sayan.

FTFY

[Grimm]

I underthtand that thith poster ith Thayan.

FTFY

ftftfyfy

[Grimm]

PS Russians to the back of the bus please

[Grimm]

that ending that is somewhere between "an" and "in").

The vowel there is usually a schwa - ə.

[TehDruid]

I underthtand that thith pothter ith Thayan.

FTFY

ftftfyfy

ftftftfyfyfy

[cerebovssquire]

The vowel there is usually a schwa - ə.

so i read books on old english and learn german so i can brag about the fancy vowels i know and still get beaten? i hate my life

[Grimm]

ˈaɪ ˈfiːl jər ˈpeɪn

[TehDruid]

You don't mess with the grimm.

[Grimm]

still get beatan?

ftfy

[nicolae]

You don't mess with the grimm.

no messan with the grimm

[delilah]

I understand that this poster is Super Saiyan.

FTFY

Don't even ask about my power levels...

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

PS Russians to the back of the bus please

Good! It will be easier for me to HADOUKEN THE LOOGIE OUUTA YE LAMMAS!!!

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

I understand that this poster is Sayan.

FTFY

Which Sayan?
__

Sayan

Bent swords come to replace the straight swords of the past, and between them sayan is one of the best by right! The precise curve of its balanced blade is perfectly suited to slashing - in the hands of a master this weapon is flawless.
Unfortunately, to master it fully will require prolonged training.

High Sayan

This is treated as a poor man's weapon, and thus disdained by noble warriors. The hunters from Shiu claim that they invented it, since they use long-stemmed sabers to hunt worms.
Even though the weapon is called a sayan for the shape of its blade, its handling is closer to axes rather than sabers.

[PerverseSuffering]

Super Sayan, of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M


(Hammerfight is the best fight)

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Hm. I doubt you could hammerfight with a Super Sayan. The chain could melt away.

[PerverseSuffering]

Who needs chains when your powerlevel is off the charts?

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Who needs powerlevel off the charts when a venom-coated Mesyac encrusted with a purple gem cuts through your airbarrel and electrocutes your neurons?

[Jabberwocky]

That sounds like your power level is off the charts to me.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

The power of any good hammerfighter who knows how to swing a Mesyac right is off the charts. It is hard to defeat that one...
Though, I think, an Innata or a Mamba might be a good answer, and a Kelete black hammer might whack it off the chain. But when Mesyac strikes, pray you will have mercy, or once again there will be whisper in the croud: "Another one was given full moon..."

"Mesyac" is "Crescent (Moon)" in Russian -- a curved blade on a long chain able to both slice the unprotected and crack open the shields of the heavy ones. Its only weakness is slow swing speed.

[PerverseSuffering]

Any flail-type weapon is the best weapon. I like the blunt ones more - if one has a large red gem in it, you're set for invincibility.

If your weapon is "solid", I mean, not on a chain and is collideable throughout, the best choice is a good green gem + red gem (pretty much obligatory on later levels of the Arena). Turn green noclip on, get weapon into the enemy's barrell, turn noclip off.
BOOM.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Have you ever tried a pure-sword/hammer/axe with somebody else? I think an Innata duel must look good: the blades are light and swift, and the battle should be really spectacular.
Actually, the black Kelete hammer might be better than a mace. Though the Skinner mace beats them all in terms of swiftness: only when a double-blade is coupled with a weapon, you can outbeat it with a Melkian mortar.

[njvack]

Wait, are you actually all talking about a thing?

Goddammit I'm old.

[Grimm]

this is a bullshit thread

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Sure we are, Nvjack. =) We are talking about Hammerfight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr2PxMtWjPk

[nicolae]

this is a bullshit thread

they all are

[PerverseSuffering]

No, I have never tried playing with someone else, and everytime I ask you to go play videogames you go all "НЕТ".

Wait, mortars? Firearms are for little girls. The shotgun-type one is my favourite.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Hammerfight is for hot-seat.

[PerverseSuffering]

I know.

[Grimm]

This, precisely this behaviour and this choice of topics make me think about spamming the whole Crazy Yiuf's Corner with NASA full-size pictures again, just to make you people with weak computers think thrince three times before making another inane statement out of boredom while you could at least share some acquired knowledge with the people around or smile at someone else's achievements -- perhaps even yours.

This sort of abusive behaviour is typical of Foxyman. Here's a picture I took duran MOHF's recent visit to my place when he attempted to coerce me into curtailan my online activities. You can't stop me, you tyrant! FREEDOM

(MOHF is the one on the right, the Russian-looking one.)

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Ahem. I see a few inconsistencies.

1) Thank you, but I do not have a beard!
2) Where are my tails?
3) I do not have a hydra weapon!
4) I would never quiver the Singing Sword for throwing!
5) My hat does not have a beard!
6) My hat is not red!
7) My hat is not a hat!
8) I do not have full-metal solid gauntlets that are painted red!

[Jabberwocky]

This, precisely this behaviour and this choice of topics make me think about spamming the whole Crazy Yiuf's Corner with NASA full-size pictures again, just to make you people with weak computers think thrince three times before making another inane statement out of boredom while you could at least share some acquired knowledge with the people around or smile at someone else's achievements -- perhaps even yours.

This sort of abusive behaviour is typical of Foxyman. Here's a picture I took duran MOHF's recent visit to my place when he attempted to coerce me into curtailan my online activities. You can't stop me, you tyrant! FREEDOM

(MOHF is the one on the right, the Russian-looking one.)

I didn't know that you were actually a MD in real life.

[TehDruid]

This, precisely this behaviour and this choice of topics make me think about spamming the whole Crazy Yiuf's Corner with NASA full-size pictures again, just to make you people with weak computers think thrince three times before making another inane statement out of boredom while you could at least share some acquired knowledge with the people around or smile at someone else's achievements -- perhaps even yours.

This sort of abusive behaviour is typical of Foxyman. Here's a picture I took duran MOHF's recent visit to my place when he attempted to coerce me into curtailan my online activities. You can't stop me, you tyrant! FREEDOM

(MOHF is the one on the right, the Russian-looking one.)

I didn't know that you were actually a MD in real life.

Blonde mountain dwarves? This is madness.

[PerverseSuffering]

Why am I on the table
Why am I in the pot

[Grimm]

It's knout, not a hydra weapon.

That's no dwarf. This is a dwarf:

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

So you are but a dwarven child on that picture, Grimm?

[TehDruid]

So you are but a dwarven child on that picture, Grimm?

That's just a halfling.

[pratamawirya]

an ancient lich speared my minotaur while he was havan a good time

[Jabberwocky]

It's knout, not a hydra weapon.

That's no dwarf. This is a dwarf:

Why the hell is that dorf using a broad axe.

[TehDruid]

Jabberwocky, are you replying to yourself? And not even giving an answer?
The axe is a battle axe, btw.

[Jabberwocky]

Jabberwocky, are you replying to yourself? And not even giving an answer?
The axe is a battle axe, btw.

What that shield? I think that has to be a broad axe. The two posts are because I hit reply instead of edit when I realized that it was a broad axe not a war axe. I've reported the second post for deletion because it annoys me.

[Grimm]

That's just a halflan.

ftfy

[TehDruid]

a halflan.

Halflan is a pejorative term referring to networks of a specific size, most often viewed as unimportant or as plain annoyances that just have to exist. I will not tolerate such smut in these fine forums, no sir!

[Grimm]

I make the rules here whippersnapper.

Jabberwocky, are you replying to yourself? And not even giving an answer?
The axe is a battle axe, btw.

What that shield? I think that has to be a broad axe.

He's not actually holding the shield. The shield goes in his pack for use along with his shortsword - looks like a distortion one. Broad axes have one blade so that has to be a battleaxe.

[Grimm]

I finally got my hands on one of these guys and it turns out he's got a hook on the back of his cape for carrying gear, so he can put his axe there while he uses his sword and shield, or his shield while he's using the axe. The sword must be distortion or some niche brand that he likes to carry around. And the axe must be a battleaxe.

[Jabberwocky]

Why the hell does he have a distortion branded falchion as a swap?

[Grimm]

So he can go to the Abyss at will, duh.

[Jabberwocky]

He has it as a escape item. Okay, that makes sense.