Generic Brainstorming!

[Jabberwocky]

So that's what a yatch is.

[Grimm]

That's what it is here. Up there is, must be, a different story.

[Confidence Interval]

So a poutine is a kind of boat?

[Grimm]

I believe it is boatlike in its essential core.

[Confidence Interval]

As in, "The orc and the felid skald put to sea in a beautiful poutine boat"?

[Jabberwocky]

As in, "The orc and the felid skald put to sea in a beautiful poutine boat"?

Ewww. Felids completely ruin the delicate balance of good poutine.

[Grimm]

Oh to sail again in a poutine boat.

[Confidence Interval]

So we beat on, poutine boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

[Grimm]

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a poutine ship
Upon a poutine ocean.

[Grimm]

Upon a poutine ocean.

[Jabberwocky]

i've just figured out whats in the dcss cauldron

[Confidence Interval]

Herman Melville wrote:
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the poutine.

[Jabberwocky]

Herman Melville wrote:
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the poutine.

I don't remember ever seeing that line.

[Grimm]

I must down to the yatch again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall poutine and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey kedgeree on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking.

[Confidence Interval]

i've just figured out whats in the dcss cauldron

Poutine?

[Jabberwocky]

i've just figured out whats in the dcss cauldron

Poutine?

totally

[Jabberwocky]

Fedhas should accept the Glaive of Prune as fruit.

[pratamawirya]

Fedhas should accept the Glaive of Prune as fruit.

The oklob plant shoots out prune juice! The hill giant looks slimmer and healthier.

[Deimos]

Rupert comes into view!



Rupert roars madly and goes into a rage!

[Stormfox]

Wouldn't it be more appropriate if his hair stayed black and his skin turned green? We don't like him when he's angry, after all.

[DukeVonBathrobe]

After my recent MfGl of fedhas win killing hell lords with oklobs I got to thinking about a new enemy. Hell oklobs! or Hellklobs or something. Like oklobs but they shoot hellfire. Or acidic hellfire. Hell acid? Maybe that would be too cruel...

[Grimm]

I like the many types of fruit in the game and opine that mongongo nuts need to be added. Need.

[Confidence Interval]

I like the many types of fruit in the game and opine that mongongo nuts need to be added. Need.

Why mongongos rather than any of the many other fruits (and indeed vegetables, which are underrepresented) that we might collectively identify?

[Grimm]

Because the word "mongongo" sounds funny.

[Confidence Interval]

Because the word "mongongo" sounds funny.

I am sad to say they don't seem to grow in Congo, nor is there any use for their shells as a type of drum.

[Grimm]

And in all likelihood the word cannot be written in Easter Island glyphs.

[Confidence Interval]

Could they be used as a weapon?

[Grimm]

Well sure you could throw them.

[Confidence Interval]

They could be used in a sling too.

Found 15 mongongos of frost.

[Grimm]

You've got a handful of frosty mongongos.
What are you going to do about it?

[Confidence Interval]

I will use them to fend off brass monkeys.

[Grimm]

Why not instead whip them into a tasty mongongo kedgeree?

[Confidence Interval]

So when it comes to plants smacking is wrong but whipping is acceptable?

[Grimm]

Well duh.

[Confidence Interval]

It was ever thus.

[Grimm]

It was ever thuth.

[BlackSheep]

It wath ever thuth.

[nicolae]

Ith thath etheth thuth.

[Deimos]

Th thth thth thth.

[Pteriforever]

Th thth thth thth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84CrE68a5KY

It's raining BEN. Your argument is invalid.

[Grimm]

Meta-traps, such as this one.

[Jabberwocky]

Any non-unique, non-vault only monster that gets less then ten online kills over the time from one major release to another should be removed. The reason for this is that monsters that don't kills aren't interesting.

[Pteriforever]

*coughgiantcentipedecough*

[Deimos]

Goodbye Giant Eyeballs, I hardly knew ye.

[Grimm]

Any non-unique, non-vault only monster that gets less then ten online kills over the time from one major release to another should be removed. The reason for this is that monsters that don't kills aren't interesting.

Accidental thanks rescinded via post.

[Confidence Interval]

Any non-unique, non-vault only monster that gets less then ten online kills over the time from one major release to another should be removed. The reason for this is that monsters that don't kills aren't interesting.

Accidental thanks rescinded via post.

I think it was a Freudian thanks: on an unconscious level you meant it.

[Grimm]

No I was going to dispute the concept but thought the better of it.

[Roderic]

AMBULANT SHOP: like a shop portal but it wanders by the level quite fast and can leave it as well

[Pteriforever]

AMBULANT SHOP: like a shop portal but it wanders by the level quite fast and can leave it as well

Wait, something's not right here.

It moves of its own accord... and DOESN'T want to kill me? This is Crawl we're talking about here.

[Jabberwocky]

Goodbye Giant Eyeballs, I hardly knew ye.

I didn't think of those. Can monsters get assist kills? So if you're paralyzed by a giant eyeball, and then Sigmund comes up and slices you to bits, would the giant eyeball count as assisting?