Famous last words


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Post Wednesday, 11th May 2016, 13:27

Re: Famous last words

"This is a relatively tame Vaults:5."

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468240 Manman the Convoker (level 22, -37/181 HPs)
             Began as a Demigod Wizard on May 8, 2016.
             Annihilated by an ettin
             ... wielding a +1 great mace of protection
              (63 damage)
             ... on level 5 of the Vaults on May 9, 2016.
             The game lasted 08:30:13 (100779 turns).

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Post Friday, 13th May 2016, 11:09

Re: Famous last words

Wahey - we are starting to get some momentum going here!
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Post Monday, 16th May 2016, 13:48

Re: Famous last words

1) For god's sake, just hit him!
2) Oh no, not another one!
3) Why didn't I just banish it?!
4) What a beautiful late game randart - that'll come in useful later!
5) Finally, the dungeon exit, and not an enemy in sight!
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Post Wednesday, 13th July 2016, 18:16

Look at a recent post in this topic if you like...

And again I was watching a game of 4thArra, and again I made the last word(s).


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 33333 | Coc:7    | HP: 10/258 [Ice Fiend (16)]
 33334 | Coc:7    | Noticed Antaeus
 33339 | Coc:7    | Turgon: telep!
 33353 | Coc:7    | HP: 12/258 [Antaeus/spear of freezing (9)]
 33353 | Coc:7    | HP: 2/258 [Antaeus/spear of freezing (7)]
 33353 | Coc:7    | Mangled by Antaeus


882525 4thArraOfDagon the Slayer (level 27, -6/258 HPs)
Began as a Minotaur Abyssal Knight on July 12, 2016.
Was the Champion of Makhleb.
Mangled by Antaeus
... wielding a +3 spear of freezing
(8 damage)
... on level 7 of Cocytus on July 13, 2016.
The game lasted 03:30:43 (33353 turns).



Full morgue file is here.
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Post Wednesday, 13th July 2016, 22:41

Re: Famous last words

"whoops"

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Post Wednesday, 13th July 2016, 23:38

Re: Famous last words

Shard1697 wrote:"whoops"


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Post Thursday, 14th July 2016, 09:31

Re: Famous last words

Did you survive that? :lol:
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok
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Post Thursday, 14th July 2016, 10:27

Re: Famous last words

nago wrote:Did you survive that? :lol:

id bet 0 bucks on no.
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Post Thursday, 14th July 2016, 13:23

Re: Famous last words

you could probably bet quite a bit more safely

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Post Thursday, 14th July 2016, 14:21

Re: Famous last words

What are the odds that priest will smite me again? I'll just take this staircase, I don't want to use up a fog scroll, I might need it more later.
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Post Monday, 17th October 2016, 08:17

"The orb run is the easiest part of the game."


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CypherZel the Brawler (L25 TrFi of Okawaru), mangled by an Orb Guardian on D:2 on 2016-10-16 19:58:36, with 564737 points after 59594 turns and 4:25:09.

Found in the topic "YASD TrFi", which is for some reason located in Dungeon Crawling Advice. Morgue file is here.

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Post Monday, 17th October 2016, 09:02

Re: Famous last words

"This is so easy, this is going so well, I'll convert to Cheib!"
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Post Tuesday, 18th October 2016, 08:02

Re: Famous last words

"Well, I may be able to manage Okawaru's wrath by now."

"No time to rest, i MUST reach this labyrinth before it collapses!"
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Post Tuesday, 1st November 2016, 18:26

Okawaru grants you a gift!

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To understand why this message belongs to Famous last words you might want to read Arrhythmia's topic
Spellbinder + Okawaru = Tragedy.
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Post Monday, 14th November 2016, 21:54

Re: Famous last words

"hmm... I'm surrounded by a bunch of flying chaff... I'm way too lazy to tab them... Hey, maybe, if I LRD myself..."
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Post Tuesday, 15th November 2016, 19:32

Re: Famous last words

Come on, what are the odds a 75% banish will fail 3 times in a row? I don't want to abyss myself and waste all that piety. (The odds are 1.5625%, in case you were wondering. But when the first two have already failed, the odds of the last one also failing are 25%. I knew this, but didn't let it influence my bad decision.)
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Post Wednesday, 7th December 2016, 10:31

These were the last "words" in a recent game of the bot autocrawlbot, playing a DDFi of Makhleb:

autocrawlbot wrote:37379 | Depths:1 | 37379 ||| MP-RECHARGING wand of heal wounds (0/9).

Unfortunately, this didn't help...

Sequell wrote:AutoCrawlBot the Peltast (L20 DDFi of Makhleb), slain by a stone giant on Depths:1 on 2016-12-04 12:31:25, with 303471 points after 37379 turns and 0:05:26.

Morgue file is here.
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Post Thursday, 15th December 2016, 21:51

<playername> wrote:My DsWi is turning into a badass...

<playername> wrote:Of course, now that I've posted this I'm sure I'll die before finishing lair.

<playername> the Destroyer (L13 DsWz of Sif Muna), slain by a black mamba on Lair:5 on 2016-12-15 21:42:21, with 33278 points after 24721 turns and 1:19:14.

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Post Friday, 16th December 2016, 10:12

Re: Famous last words

{Children's names} stop quarrelling !
...
{Children's names} stop quarrelling !!!
...
%£*@#^ stop quarrelling, or ...

-You died-
Careful hazardous English language here ! Buff yourself and keep a panic button under hand ... Or tel me what's not understandable, thx
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Post Monday, 19th December 2016, 21:52

<playername> wrote:I'm confused.

<playername> wrote:bad thing is: I'm more or less drunk

The game ended soon.
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Post Tuesday, 20th December 2016, 13:42

As said above, very popular words after the char has died are

  • I should have
  • I just wanted
  • The xyz was almost dead

In a recent topic we have all of this:

<playername> wrote:I should have read teleport the moment the sphinx came into view but the hydra was almost dead and I wanted to finish it...

And that's how it ended:

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 14353 | D:11     | Paralysed by a sphinx for 7 turns
 [...]
 14359 | D:11     | Slain by a sphinx
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Post Saturday, 24th December 2016, 14:08

  Code:
  1032 | D:2      | HP: 2/29 [poisoned by an adder]
  1039 | D:2      | XOM: summons 1 hostile demon

"Fight to survive, mortal."


Turgon the Insei (L3 DsCK of Xom), slain by an iron imp (summoned by Xom) on D:2 on 2016-12-24 14:01:21, with 52 points after 1042 turns and 0:09:17.

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Post Saturday, 24th December 2016, 17:30

Re: Famous last words

How did it work? Were you cornered?
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Post Saturday, 24th December 2016, 17:56

Sar wrote:How did it work? Were you cornered?

I fought to survive as my boss told me. I should not listen to him so often.

I should have...

Well, running away with 2 HP into unknown parts of the level would have been a better chance to survive.
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Post Sunday, 25th December 2016, 23:44

<playername> (playing hellcrawl) wrote:
I'm sure I'll die horribly. I'm bad at crawl.

edit: died horribly in vaults end due to distraction by co-worker


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Post Thursday, 29th December 2016, 22:55

  Code:
D - a +3 quarterstaff of chaos (weapon)

You hit Gastronok but do no damage.
Gastronok evaporates and reforms as a golden dragon!


<playername> the Destroyer (L10 DrCj), slain by Gastronok the golden dragon on D:8 on 2016-10-03 01:01:24, with 4034 points after 9327 turns and 0:17:04.

Morgue file is here.

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Post Thursday, 29th December 2016, 23:08

Re: Famous last words

"I will zap random effects once".
You shall never see my color again.
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Post Wednesday, 20th May 2020, 20:41

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Flugkiller: maybe harm is a bit too spooky
Flugkiller: fucking hellfire
Turgon: Harm *shiver*
Turgon: That's why you kill them with javelins
Flugkiller: yeah
Flugkiller: with only 12 throwing skill

Began as an Octopode Wanderer on May 20, 2020.
Was an Initiate of Gozag.
Killed from afar by an Ice Fiend (67 damage)
... with a bolt of cold
... on level 7 of the Iron City of Dis.
The game lasted 04:10:14 (86196 turns).
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