sex ed

[twelwe]

If you find ten people and I say sex! this is what they will look like:



it is important to discuss with you`ll about Safe sex. Just for one reason can you get all blushey and hot geared: some think the sexual rythem is a taboo (sp?) subject. We all agree, yes, sex is taboo, but safe sex must be learned and not from corporate suit scum trash from the garbage dump like employees of canyon tx independenct school district. it should be learned from a, oh, scholar is the correct word. So I`m gonna teach you ghow to do it .ng also this is for men

• Grab hold and place it condom, before restlessness. Get on with it and get off with it, throw it away, or bury it like a cat (wierd). If it won`t do but ya`ll have to get on at it again you gotta foller the steps repeat. Remember to bury it like a cat or flush it

This it the end of the first period Education and now enter the many questions and some answers phase, so click away a few q`s! thread requirements: don`t get fussy and make the mods shut it all down

[Hellmonk]

is it ok to have sexual relations with a fictional snake lady, asking for a friend

[twelwe]

it is ok in the sense that it is safe. you cannot contract with a std in fictional relations, i mean your friend cannot

[xentronium]

What should I do if I expect to see a nude lady elf or something but instead there's just a chicken?

[duvessa]

you should never flush condoms, they clog pipes really easily. put them in the garbage instead

[Arrhythmia]

is it ok to have sexual relations with a fictional snake lady, asking for a friend

it is not okay at all unless your friend is me in which case yes it's fine.

[Laraso]

you should never flush condoms, they clog pipes really easily. put them in the garbage instead

Well OK but I think it's harder to flush a garbage bag

[Queen Cassie]

Sex can get really complicated for certain people. Like, super complicated.

[moocowmoocow]

Sex can get really complicated for certain people. Like, super complicated.

That's why twelwe is simplifying it for them.

[Queen Cassie]

Sex can get really complicated for certain people. Like, super complicated.

That's why twelwe is simplifying it for them.

Noooot exactly what I meant.

[twelwe]

you should never flush condoms, they clog pipes really easily. put them in the garbage instead

ok big guy not everyone uses mangum size wraps, remember this guy from before? yeah, not him

[archaeo]

don`t get fussy and make the mods shut it all down

this doesn't seem like too much to ask, and yet, here I am, modding things.

[Hirsch I]

is it ok to have sexual relations with a fictional snake lady, asking for a friend

interespecies sex is a crime, except if you are married with her. then it's ok. but even then, you should make the right choice and marry the slime girl instead.

[genericpseudonym]

did somebody say mods?
https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=19586

[vergil]

did somebody say mods?
https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=19586

Too bad you can't use that on Webtiles.

[duvessa]

you should never flush condoms, they clog pipes really easily. put them in the garbage instead

ok big guy not everyone uses mangum size wraps, remember this guy from before? yeah, not him

it's not really the size of the willy wrap that does it, it's that they don't break down and they stick to each other.

[Sprucery]

Yeah it would be better if condoms would decompose in the toilet. The toilet is wet, so clearly we need condoms that decompose when they come into contact with wetness.

[duvessa]

Actually we could really use better interspecies sex ed. For example pretty much the only resource available to humans about elf sex is http://elftruths.blogspot.com/ which gets quite a few things wrong - for example, most of us are pansexual, not bi, and we are not interested in your hairy human ass by default.

[wheals]

Actually we could really use better interspecies sex ed. For example pretty much the only resource available to humans about elf sex is http://elftruths.blogspot.com/ which gets quite a few things wrong - for example, most of us are pansexual, not bi, and we are not interested in your hairy human ass by default.

Unfortunately, Pan was removed. Guess that makes your sex life more complicated.

[CypherZel]

This is why tstbtto will smite you all!

[HardboiledGargoyle]

why devs always fetish remove

[Queen Cassie]

why devs always fetish remove

Because it's their fetish.

[PleasingFungus]

did somebody say mods?
https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=19586

Too bad you can't use that on Webtiles.

you probably could with the right greasemonkey script

[twelwe]

What should I do if I expect to see a nude lady elf or something but instead there's just a chicken?

it sounds like you have experience a advertisement. skip to click or buy a subscription

[duvessa]

surprisingly there are only like 5 nude lady elves on the internet, unless you count drawings and horrifying uncanny valley 3d models

[HardboiledGargoyle]

so who is this Ed and why do you call him that?

[triorph]

Agreed on condoms in the toilet. I experienced a similar issue where my old flat-mate decided to flush, except it didn't go down. The next morning I had to fish out an old used condom from the toilet and put it in the bin myself. You can imagine which of the ten faces I was after that.

[twelwe]

actualy no i don`t imagine ecause i don`t know who are you. maybe you are some kind of turned on guy who likes condom toilet fishing and you look like him