Snake Sneak
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Songs about DCSS characters
So far I've writ DCSS songs about a few 15-rune winners and some really convoluted stupid deaths. Haven't recorded anything because I can't decide which dumb voice(s) to sing in. But here's one about Jim Jiminion Jimenji, an Octopode Fire Elementalist of Gozag from 0.17.
"HAIL JIM"
I'm an honorable octopode o' Gozag
Ancient scroll-readin', potion quaffin' throwback
Identifying enough junk to get to know Jack
Fifteen Zot keys beside an octopode bozack
I'm just a mutant warrior, evoke from my hip
When you're lone, I'll getcha guts in a monkey grip
Don't need armour skill to curl, weave, or windmill
I'm betentacled and brash, talkin' my pinnacle pimp trash:
ABANDON ALL OCTO-HOPE
GET NERVE AT THE END OF YOUR OCTO-ROPE
SET THEE STRAIGHT, COMPROMISE, OCTO-COPE
YOU SURE DID THINK LIKE AN OCTO-DOPE
Dungeon misfits, I bring obscene tactics
Yes, enemies, you shall receive thwhackedness
I'm gonna cheerfully chop bad acts down
Make crooks keel like a clobberin' clown
These tentacles get paid to run them right around
[a solo section, then the anthemic bit:]
Hail, Jim Jiminion Jimenji, who feasts for a bargain on salt he rubbed into me
He picked up some hellaciously good bribes
He's downstair, robbing each and every mob of its legal rights
Hail, Jim Jiminion Jimenji, who made his amends with every single injury
He peddles the merry, proffers the mean
He's one blinged-up, bitchin', unwell-wishin', devilfishy fiend