unrand Rod of Onan

[Pollen_Golem]

+0 rod (7/7)
Has single level 7 spell, which means high hunger cost and long recharge time.
Hated by Yred. Zin ought to dislike it too, but there's no rule that this falls under.
Summon Golem (7) - summons an allied golem. Higher evo gives a better golem, possibly electric.
Maybe 7 should be changed to 8, idk.

[bcadren]

Aren't the only options Toenail Golem, Iron Golem, Crystal Guardian and Electric Golem?

Wood, Clay and Stone were removed.

Guardian Golem and Spellforged Servitor are already spells. Vine-Covered and Flesh Golems are uniques.

Not sure which of the last three is actually best...Limit of only summoning one makes it pretty mediocre late. [Compared to Hydra, Dragon, Forest, Gateway, Greater Demon, Monstrous Menagerie...maybe even normal Demon.]

[Pollen_Golem]

Duly noted. New version: +0 rod (15/15), Summon Golem (5), and a unique property: recharge rate is not affected by evocations.

[Hirsch I]

hehe, Onan's Rod

[tedric]

No comment on gameplay merits, but the concept is clever:

Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground[1] to keep from providing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.

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[1] Bible scholars are at a loss to explain why the text yadda-yadda-yaddas over the part where earthen creatures sprang forth from the ground to visit mindless destruction on Onan's foes.

Also, this is apparently a real, non-ironic thing: Cummins Onan

[rockygargoyle]

..."Sleep with your brother’s wife"...

Interesting, the Portuguese translation reads "marry your brother's wife" instead of "sleep"

[wheals]

The literal translation from the Hebrew is "come towards". Take from that what you will.