Branch: Dwarven Department of Redundancy Department

[treerex5]

Welcome to the Dwarven Dungeon Department of Reduncancy Department of the Dungeon That We Welcome You To! Welcome!
The irritated accountant hits you because it hit you!
*Warning: Low HP is low*
You cast a tornadic tornado!
*summon small mammals that are small*
The rattish rat behaves as if it were a ratty rat!

[Zooty]

Treerex5 posts spam.

[treerex5]

It's not *spam*.

It's *CYC*.

[nicolae]

Hasn't this been posted before?

[daggaz]

Shouldn't it be:


Branch: Dwarven Department of Redundancy of Department Dwarven Branch: It's a Palinbranch.

[Hirsch I]

fuck, Treerex, your posts are getting worse by the day. I know it's CYC, but man...

[Pteriforever]

Contains the runic rune of Zot.

[archaeo]

fuck, Treerex, your posts are getting worse by the day. I know it's CYC, but man...

c'mon bro let's not pretend there's some high bar treerex is failing to surpass here. I've read worse proposals in GDD.

[treerex5]

I just post in CYC when I'm bored.

And if you think my posts have been awful:

1. You're right.
2. I've been sleep deprived.
3. My posts are going to improve.

[Hirsch I]

fuck, Treerex, your posts are getting worse by the day. I know it's CYC, but man...

c'mon bro let's not pretend there's some high bar treerex is failing to surpass here. I've read worse proposals in GDD.

you are right, I guess. I'm just becoming an old, bitter man. I remember when I was the one spreading chaos.

I just post in CYC when I'm bored.

And if you think my posts have been awful:

1. You're right.
2. I've been sleep deprived.
3. My posts are going to improve.

cool, man, I did not mean to offend. I post in CYC when I'm bored too.

[dornbeast]

I just post in CYC when I'm bored.

And if you think my posts have been awful:

1. You're right.
2. I've been sleep deprived.
3. My posts are going to improve.

My post quality resembles my DCSS success rate - one win, lots of splatting. I hope you do better.

[WingedEspeon]

Could this use sludge Elves as well? On a more seriouse note I have an unreleased patch that adds sludge Elves to 0.16.1

[bcadren]

Of all the ideas I've had related to Dwarves; there's only one I think is of merit. This one:

Deep Dwarf Artificer spawns with 5 spells chosen as follows:

1. Random Rod Spell (Cloud Cone, Random Bolt, Thunderbolt, Explosive Bolt, Bolt of Inaccuracy, Weave Shadows, Scattershot)
2. Random High-Tier Conjuration Wand Spell (Fire, Cold, Lighting, Draining)
3. Random Enchantment Wand Spell (Haste, Invisibility, Paralysis, Confusion, Slow, Polymorph)
4. Cantrip, Melee or 'Heal Other'
5. Major Healing

They wear a robe and wield a random low skill weapon (dagger, scimitar, etc.)

Examples:

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Deep Dwarf Artificer (g) | Spd: 10 | HD: 18 | HP: 85-115 | AC/EV: 2/12 | Dam: 16 | weapons, items, doors | Res: magic(170) | XP: 1961 | Sp: b.inaccuracy (12d31 / 12d30) [!AM, !sil], b.fire (3d27) [!AM, !sil], paralyse [!AM, !sil], melee [!AM, !sil], major healing [!AM, !sil, emergency] | Sz: Medium | Int: normal.
Deep Dwarf Artificer (g) | Spd: 10 | HD: 18 | HP: 79-113 | AC/EV: 2/12 | Dam: 16 | weapons, items, doors | Res: magic(170) | XP: 1809 | Sp: cloud cone (42d1) [!AM, !sil], b.cold (3d27) [!AM, !sil], haste [!AM, !sil], cantrip [!AM, !sil], major healing [!AM, !sil, emergency] | Sz: Medium | Int: normal.

Note: They are actually using the spell version of these attacks, not evoking a wand or rod; this is from a practical standpoint to prevent forcing them to run out of charges. Flavoured as them constantly recharging their wands (cantrip).

Probably deadlier than an Ancient Lich; but good chance of excellent loot. Place at same rarity in Depths as Caustic Shrikes (in bands of 1)...