Norris needs a surfboard!


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Post Tuesday, 3rd March 2015, 23:42

Norris needs a surfboard!

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I simply CAN NOT be the only one who thought of Norris as a laidback surfer. Just look at him!

-Healthy Tan ✔
-Beach Slides ✔
-Swimming Trunks ✔
-Blonde hair flows like a river of errotic wheat ✔
-Jersey Shore Bling-Blong ✔
-Surfboard ✘

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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 00:13

Re: Norris needs a surfboard!

I'm having trouble determining if this is the best or worst post I've ever seen. Then I remembered the post I made about statue form being the best race in crawl, so this one is clearly #2. But still, that's worth celebrating, and congrats!

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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 00:31

Re: Norris needs a surfboard!

It would be the worst post ever if erotic was spelled correctly. The entertaining mistake makes it somewhat tolerable, but I don't think it's an "either the worst or the best post ever" scenario. Then again, I almost never agree with people when they call something "love it or hate it". For instance, I think marmite is quite OK and refuse to believe I'm some sort of exception to a rule.

edit: fixed grammatical mistake. fuck.
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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 00:31

Re: Norris needs a surfboard!

cerebovssquire wrote:It would be the worst post ever if erotic was spelled correctly. The entertaining mistake makes it somewhat tolerable, but I don't think it's a "either the worst or the best post ever" scenario. Then again, I almost never agree with people when they call something "love it or hate it". For instance, I think marmite is quite OK and refuse to believe I'm some sort of exception to a rule.


you mean you don't find wheat erotic?
take it easy
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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 00:33

Re: Norris needs a surfboard!

tasonir wrote:I'm having trouble determining if this is the best or worst post I've ever seen. Then I remembered the post I made about statue form being the best race in crawl, so this one is clearly #2. But still, that's worth celebrating, and congrats!

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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 00:51

Re: Norris needs a surfboard!

Arrhythmia wrote:
cerebovssquire wrote:It would be the worst post ever if erotic was spelled correctly. The entertaining mistake makes it somewhat tolerable, but I don't think it's a "either the worst or the best post ever" scenario. Then again, I almost never agree with people when they call something "love it or hate it". For instance, I think marmite is quite OK and refuse to believe I'm some sort of exception to a rule.


you mean you don't find wheat erotic?


No. I'm a big fan of rice fields (as a location of sexual fantasy rather than the object of it - though that would be an interesting thing to explore).

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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 00:56

Re: Norris needs a surfboard!

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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 02:58

Re: Norris needs a surfboard!

Candid shot of Norris talking to Keanu Reeves:
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Post Wednesday, 4th March 2015, 05:58

Re: Norris needs a surfboard!

Siegurt wrote:Candid shot of Norris talking to Keanu Reeves:


Look at Reeves facial expresion, clearly Norris "casted" confuse on him.

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