I need to get hammered


If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.

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Post Wednesday, 26th November 2014, 20:48

I need to get hammered

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Life time ban my account pls ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Post Wednesday, 26th November 2014, 20:50

Re: I need to get hammered

#nevarforget

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Post Wednesday, 26th November 2014, 21:09

Re: I need to get hammered

This isn't SomethingAwful. If you want to quit this site just stop posting here.

If you honestly want me to ban you, PM me with a ban request. In which case you will be allowed your ceremonial cigarillo, nip of scotch, and a chance to convey your last words. (Most of the time the last words are "Hey, you bastard, where's the cigarillo and booze you promised?")

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Post Wednesday, 26th November 2014, 22:14

Re: I need to get hammered

am I missing something here?
my posts are to be read in a mildly playful tone, with a deep, sexy voice.

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Post Wednesday, 26th November 2014, 22:33

Re: I need to get hammered

With my last breathe I say thee

Mountain Dwarfs forever

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Post Wednesday, 26th November 2014, 22:41

Re: I need to get hammered

and into wrote:This isn't SomethingAwful. If you want to quit this site just stop posting here.

If you honestly want me to ban you, PM me with a ban request. In which case you will be allowed your ceremonial cigarillo, nip of scotch, and a chance to convey your last words. (Most of the time the last words are "Hey, you bastard, where's the cigarillo and booze you promised?")


I propose that from now on, instead of saying that someone has been banned, we say that they've been sent "posting with the Mountain Dwarfs".

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Post Wednesday, 26th November 2014, 23:27

Re: I need to get hammered

John Milferton sent me a PM, and is now posting with the Mountain Dwarves, as per his wishes.

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Post Wednesday, 26th November 2014, 23:32

Re: I need to get hammered

and into wrote:John Milferton sent me a PM, and is now posting with the Mountain Dwarves, as per his wishes.


Later, and into would realize to his dismay that he clicked the wrong button and John Milferton is now posting with the Sludge Elves.

Quietly, he covers up the evidence. He tells no one.

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Post Wednesday, 26th November 2014, 23:35

Re: I need to get hammered

I am always realizing things, and it is usually to my dismay, yes.

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Post Thursday, 27th November 2014, 01:34

Re: I need to get hammered

This forum makes me salty.
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Post Thursday, 27th November 2014, 02:29

Re: I need to get hammered

John Milferton wrote:Mountain Dwarfs forever
*tick*
nicolae wrote:we say that they've been sent "posting with the Mountain Dwarfs".
*tick*
and into wrote:John Milferton sent me a PM, and is now posting with the Mountain Dwarves, as per his wishes.

Thank you! It's Dwarves, people.

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Post Thursday, 27th November 2014, 04:47

Re: I need to get hammered

tasonir wrote:
John Milferton wrote:Mountain Dwarfs forever
*tick*
nicolae wrote:we say that they've been sent "posting with the Mountain Dwarfs".
*tick*
and into wrote:John Milferton sent me a PM, and is now posting with the Mountain Dwarves, as per his wishes.

Thank you! It's Dwarves, people.


nerd trap sprung
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Post Thursday, 27th November 2014, 05:59

Re: I need to get hammered

but... but...
why? I mean, you can just not post here, why would someone ask to be banned?
my posts are to be read in a mildly playful tone, with a deep, sexy voice.

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Post Thursday, 27th November 2014, 06:36

Re: I need to get hammered

I thought this was a thread about drinking. I am severely disappointed.
Wir saufen, und wir sind noch da!

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Post Thursday, 27th November 2014, 07:32

Re: I need to get hammered

Hirsch I wrote:but... but...
why? I mean, you can just not post here, why would someone ask to be banned?
  Code:
<minmay> i had a dream last night that i posted gay porn on an internet form and got banned

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Post Thursday, 27th November 2014, 07:39

Re: I need to get hammered

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Post Thursday, 27th November 2014, 08:25

Re: I need to get hammered

duvessa wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:but... but...
why? I mean, you can just not post here, why would someone ask to be banned?
  Code:
<minmay> i had a dream last night that i posted gay porn on an internet form and got banned

I already told, I'm sorry!
my posts are to be read in a mildly playful tone, with a deep, sexy voice.

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Post Thursday, 27th November 2014, 15:49

Re: I need to get hammered

are you sure that was a dream, minmay
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Post Friday, 28th November 2014, 02:00

Re: I need to get hammered

nicolae wrote:
tasonir wrote:
John Milferton wrote:Mountain Dwarfs forever
*tick*
nicolae wrote:we say that they've been sent "posting with the Mountain Dwarfs".
*tick*
and into wrote:John Milferton sent me a PM, and is now posting with the Mountain Dwarves, as per his wishes.

Thank you! It's Dwarves, people.


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Actually Tolkien changed it, and even admitted that "dwarves" was incorrect. :ugeek:
If you are offended by something I've posted, just PM me. It probably wasn't intentional.

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Post Friday, 28th November 2014, 12:07

Re: I need to get hammered

...nerd trap sprung

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Post Friday, 28th November 2014, 16:15

Re: I need to get hammered

Oh it's sprung alright
If you are offended by something I've posted, just PM me. It probably wasn't intentional.

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