Consumer Furious With Rip Off Car Insurance Prices!

[macystark]

Have you checked your car insurance bill lately? Well I did, and I realized that it is way more money than anyone should pay to stay insured. For that amount, I’d be better off taking my chances and paying for a wreck if it happens. While looking into how much my insurance is compared to others, I discovered a way to get insider discounts on your car insurance. Here is the secret phone number you need to call to get these discounts: (888) 328-8622.

When I called the phone number to get my insider discounts, I found that I could get coverage on my vehicles for half the price of what I was currently paying. I was appalled to learn that these discounts had always been available to me, but my insurance salesperson wasn’t willing to share them with me. Since insurance salespeople get commissions when you pay more for insurance, they would never share it with you. By calling the number, you can get insider discounts that your insurance salespeople would never share with you but are most definitely available. You’ll be surprised at how much you save!

You can cancel your current car insurance at any time and switch to these highly discounted rates by simply calling the secret number: (888) 328-8622.

Because I called and dropped my insurance rates so much, I know this works. The cost of insurance is just a scam to get you to pay more money than you need and line the inside of a salesperson’s wallet with cash. Don’t buy insurance without first doing your research, or you will end up paying up to twice as much as you need to pay. Just call them to find out what insider discounts you qualify for, so you can get a great new price on your car insurance.

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Potions of berserk rage should be replaced with scrolls of car insurance policy, same effect upon use.

(user macystark has been banned, due to being a spambot)

[XuaXua]

I dropped my insurance company down a shaft!

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I thought you said it was a secret number, macystark. Why you playing games, man?

[XuaXua]

It's right there in his post.

[Klown]

Unique Proposal: Macy Stark

[tasonir]

The member of the stark clan who survives the war by hiding inside a macy's department store? Innate resistance to cold, attacks by throwing clothes at you (which wrap around your head and blind you). Mummies are immune to this because they're already wrapped in cloth (LOOK I MANAGED TO BUFF MUMMIES)! Can also cause you to lose 1d3 turns by preaching about discount car insurance (she had a 30 minute "fling" with an insurance salesman in the staff only break room at the macy's store).

Unnecessary sentence (that shows how much I love parentheses).