Sometimes I wish I was an octopode

[Lyrick]

Dev idea:

Level 6 Transmutations spell: Octopode Form

[Lyrick]

Same game. Wish I hadn't picked a god so soon now. Time to go hybrid.



#octopodeform0.15

[Hirsch I]

I always wish I was an octopode, sex would become so much more interesting.

[KoboldLord]

Octopodes die when they have sex. The female hangs on long enough to take care of the eggs until they hatch, while the father immediately stops eating and dies of starvation or exposure. It doesn't work at all like you'd expect from reading too many foreign comics.

[netkitten]

it means they die when they actually breed not when they have sex though

[Hirsch I]

I'll use a condom, no worries.

[headcrab0803]

japanese schoolgirls though

[chukamok]

How many alts does minmay have?

[Hirsch I]

who's minmay's alt this time?

[chukamok]

Everyone but me!

[SchwaWarrior]

japanese schoolgirls though

Pokemon Trainers are better in case you're trying to decide.

[NessOnett]

I'll use a condom, no worries.

Just one?

[Hirsch I]

yeah, for the one I'll insert where it matters.

[Kaeoschassis]

who's minmay's alt this time?

I too am minmay. And this is my son, minmay junior.

We are ALL minmay.

[duvessa]

I'm just glad you've all shut the fuck up about twelwe.

[Hirsch I]

hush now, you'll jinx it.

[Lyrick]

There are two kinds of people on this forum: minmay's alts, and me.

[Tiktacy]

I'm just glad you've all shut the fuck up about twelwe.

I'll be honest, I genuinely thought that was true until I saw this, my apologies.

[Viashino_wizard]

I am Sparticus

[Hirsch I]

Ticktacy, I meshed your last two signatures in one image. I hope I did well.

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