Love those god gifts!


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Post Tuesday, 17th September 2013, 10:19

Love those god gifts!

I hope it gets better than this...my first gift with Oka...

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M - a pair of boots {god gift}
Put on which piece of jewellery? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Okay, then.
Wear which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You start putting on your armour.
You continue putting on your pair of boots {god gift}.
You finish putting on your +0 pair of boots.

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Post Tuesday, 17th September 2013, 11:41

Re: Love those god gifts!

If every gift was a good one, Oka would need a nerf

Here is my last game with him. https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=8078&p=109492#p109492

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Post Tuesday, 17th September 2013, 12:33

Re: Love those god gifts!

A gift of +0 boots is pretty generous compared to what Okawaru sometimes gives you!

If you are completely lacking an armor slot, and haven't yet encountered a cloak or helmet or whatever yet in game, Okawaru is fairly likely to give you a vanilla version of that. (I like to think Okie is just conservative in his fashion sense and your casual lack of attire offends him, apparently. You aren't lounging around you are in the dungeon! Dress appropriately! Kids these days....) Anyway, the vanilla gloves and boots and caps aren't that bad as far as gifts go, so long as they don't spawn with a negative enchantment. Getting gloves, cloak, etc., especially if some of them have a +1 on them, is a really cheap way for characters to get your AC up a bit.

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Post Tuesday, 17th September 2013, 14:31

Re: Love those god gifts!

You sould appretiate Oka's kindness. He's like: "I don't have anything good for the likes of you, but at least wear these boots, your feet seem cold" unlike his usual - "here, I've got something for you *trollface*" *you finish putting -20 Plate armour of Okawaru's humour {-9Dam rF-}*
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Post Tuesday, 17th September 2013, 14:45

Re: Love those god gifts!

As far as gifts go, worshiping Okawaru is basically like having a really passive aggressive, possibly bipolar aunt, and it is your birthday.

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Post Tuesday, 17th September 2013, 17:04

Re: Love those god gifts!

As has been joked before, Okawaru gives you what prior adventurers have sacrificed to Nemelex.

Also:
Henzell wrote:<G-Flex> I picture oka as this old guy going through his attic and just discarding old junk as gifts
< valrus> I AM OKAWARU, GOD OF COMBAT AND FIVE DOLLARS FOR THE OSCILLATING FAN IS MY FINAL OFFER

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Post Tuesday, 17th September 2013, 20:05

Re: Love those god gifts!

you all say that about his gifts but I got a really nice one:

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42409 | D:20     | Identified the +12 plate armour "Forget-Me-Not" {rF+ Str-1 Acc+3} (Okawaru gifted it to you on level 20 of the Dungeon)


He musta heard us bitchin!

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