Crawl is god


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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 07:45

Crawl is god

All the talk of gods is a deception. Trog, Sif, and all the others are there as decoys, canards, ringers. You are misled. THE ONE TRUE GOD IS CRAWL: every death, no matter how stupid, is a prayer, acelebration, a renewed devotion.

And every win is a sacrilege.
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 09:40

Re: Crawl is god

My piety must be sky high then.
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 09:49

Re: Crawl is god

Only Crawl judges us in the end; only Crawl takes unto itself, through death, those who are worthy.
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 11:51

Re: Crawl is god

In that case my mom is a high prophet and cerebovssquire has been excommunicated.
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 12:58

Re: Crawl is god

If winning is a sacrilege, then what would savescumming be?
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 13:43

Re: Crawl is god

pratamawirya wrote:If winning is a sacrilege, then what would savescumming be?

It depends what you do it for. If you do it to achieve a more glorious death then it is commendable.

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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 13:43

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Jabberwocky wrote:In that case my mom is a high prophet and cerebovssquire has been excommunicated.

Your mother plays a lot of Crawl?
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 13:51

Re: Crawl is god

Confidence Interval wrote:
pratamawirya wrote:If winning is a sacrilege, then what would savescumming be?

It depends what you do it for. If you do it to achieve a more glorious death then it is commendable.

Dang, this is deep.

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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 15:20

Re: Crawl is god

what power do you get at *****
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 15:27

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The power to quit playing.

At ****** you lose it again.
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 15:40

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Confidence Interval wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:In that case my mom is a high prophet and cerebovssquire has been excommunicated.

Your mother plays a lot of Crawl?

My mother plays an absurd amount of crawl, but still has yet to clear the lair.
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 15:45

Re: Crawl is god

At **** you get the power to write a poem/haiku/rap lyric about your character's adventure (ends with a hilarious death).

At ***** is like the previous, only a long and dramatic story (two posts minimum).

At ****** you get the power to create a Let's Play video where your character dies at the end on the orb run.
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 15:50

Re: Crawl is god

This is in keeping with the Way of Crawl.
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Post Friday, 7th June 2013, 18:56

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Confidence Interval wrote:The power to quit playing.

At ****** you lose it again.


How do you go from 5* to 6*?

Clearly death isn't the only piety gain mechanism if this is true.
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Post Monday, 10th June 2013, 09:13

Re: Crawl is god

prozacelf wrote:
Confidence Interval wrote:The power to quit playing.

At ****** you lose it again.


How do you go from 5* to 6*?

You keep dying in Crawl's name, of course. At 5* you get a brief flash of insight and can step away from Crawl, breaking the cycle of Saṃsāra, but by 6* it has passed and you are committed to repeating the cycle forever. Glory be to Crawl!

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Post Tuesday, 11th June 2013, 04:54

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Dying is living, losing is winning. Dukkha is nibbāna! IGNORANCE IS ENLIGHTENMENT.

That certainly makes me feel better.

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Post Tuesday, 11th June 2013, 05:06

Re: Crawl is god

CYC is where it's at, man.

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