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official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Wednesday, 25th July 2018, 00:29
by Hellmonk
This is the official updated nomenclature for all crawl character archetypes effective 7/25/2018. Below you will find the old designation followed by the new designation that replaces it. Make sure to incorporate the new terminology into all future posts, lest your memes fall out of date.

melee brute -> dude puncher
ranged -> distance fella
blaster caster -> mana muncher
hybrid -> wideboy/widegirl/wideperson
stabber -> stealthmongler
summoner -> tediumfiend

Please direct any queries about the new character archetype naming convention here. Thank you for your time.

Re: official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Wednesday, 25th July 2018, 01:09
by chequers
"dude puncher" and "distance fella" are both very default male. I'm afraid the political correctness cops have no choice but to execute you.

Re: official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Wednesday, 25th July 2018, 09:23
by Shtopit
From the rare old times:

Wizards: Work smarter, not harder.
Fighters: Not smarter, hit harder.
Rogues: Lie smarter, steal hardware.

Re: official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Tuesday, 31st July 2018, 21:29
by Siegurt

Re: official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Tuesday, 31st July 2018, 21:39
by ebering
what has this got to do with shields

Re: official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Tuesday, 30th April 2019, 23:07
by tasonir
chequers wrote:"dude puncher" and "distance fella" are both very default male. I'm afraid the political correctness cops have no choice but to execute you.

Dude puncher doesn't bother me, because it's a gender neutral person who happens to punch dudes, and punching dudes is something everyone can get behind.

However you're entirely correct on distance fella, and it will need to change.

Re: official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Tuesday, 30th April 2019, 23:51
by Siegurt
ebering wrote:what has this got to do with shields

The original "Dude Puncher":
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Re: official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Wednesday, 1st May 2019, 04:02
by duvessa
tasonir wrote:
chequers wrote:"dude puncher" and "distance fella" are both very default male. I'm afraid the political correctness cops have no choice but to execute you.

Dude puncher doesn't bother me, because it's a gender neutral person who happens to punch dudes, and punching dudes is something everyone can get behind.

However you're entirely correct on distance fella, and it will need to change.
do you ever post in threads that are less than a year old?

Re: official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Wednesday, 1st May 2019, 10:00
by Shtopit
tasonir wrote:
chequers wrote:"dude puncher" and "distance fella" are both very default male. I'm afraid the political correctness cops have no choice but to execute you.

Dude puncher doesn't bother me, because it's a gender neutral person who happens to punch dudes, and punching dudes is something everyone can get behind.

However you're entirely correct on distance fella, and it will need to change.


Just change it into "distance feller".

Re: official updated character archetypes nomenclature

PostPosted: Wednesday, 1st May 2019, 23:08
by tasonir
duvessa wrote:
tasonir wrote:
chequers wrote:"dude puncher" and "distance fella" are both very default male. I'm afraid the political correctness cops have no choice but to execute you.

Dude puncher doesn't bother me, because it's a gender neutral person who happens to punch dudes, and punching dudes is something everyone can get behind.

However you're entirely correct on distance fella, and it will need to change.
do you ever post in threads that are less than a year old?

I post in old threads intentionally.

I see no reason to let them rest, especially when they're this great :)