Slime Squisher
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YAhSD ... h=hillarious
OMG, most hillarious, unfair, funny death EVER!
Actions taken?
1.) kill goblin.
2.) regen mp.
3.) Auto travel.
4.) shoot at kobold with magic dart.
5.) INSTANT DEATH! !
- Code:
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.11.0 (tiles) character file.
20 BlastoPussy the Magician (level 1, -1/9 HPs)
Began as an Octopode Wizard on Nov 28, 2012.
Killed from afar by a kobold (7 damage)
... on Level 1 of the Dungeon.
The game lasted 00:00:17 (46 turns).
BlastoPussy the Magician (Octopode Wizard) Turns: 46, Time: 00:00:18
HP -1/9 AC 1 Str 6 XL: 1 Next: 10%
MP 4/5 EV 12 Int 20 God:
Gold 20 SH 0 Dex 10 Spells: 1 memorised, 5 levels left
Res.Fire : . . . See Invis. : . (no weapon)
Res.Cold : . . . Warding : . (no shield)
Life Prot.: . . . Conserve : . b - +0 wizard hat
Res.Poison: . Res.Corr. : . (no amulet)
Res.Elec. : . Clarity : . (no ring)
Sust.Abil.: . . Spirit.Shd : . (no ring)
Res.Mut. : . Stasis : . (no ring)
Res.Rott. : . Ctrl.Telep.: . (no ring)
Saprovore : . . . Levitation : . (no ring)
Ctrl.Flight: . (no ring)
(no ring)
(no ring)
@: not resistant to hostile enchantments, quite stealthy
A: almost no armour, amphibious, 8 rings, constrict 8, camouflage 1, AC +1
a: no special abilities
You were on level 1 of the Dungeon.
You were not hungry.
You visited 1 branch of the dungeon, and saw 1 of its levels.
Inventory:
Armour
b - a +0 wizard hat (worn)
Comestibles
a - 2 chunks of goblin flesh
d - a bread ration
Books
c - a book of Minor Magic
Spells Type Level
*Magic Dart Conjuration 1
Blink Translocation 2
Call Imp Summoning 2
Repel Missiles Charms/Air 2
Slow Hexes 2
Conjure Flame Conjuration/Fire 3
Mephitic Cloud Conjuration/Poison/Air 3
Skills:
- Level 2.0 Dodging
+ Level 2.8 Stealth
+ Level 3.0 Spellcasting
* Level 1.0 Conjurations
Level 1.0 Summonings
Level 1.0 Translocations
You had 5 spell levels left.
You knew the following spells:
Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger
a - Magic Dart Conj ##... 12% 1 None
Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations
Branches:
Dungeon (1/27)
Altars:
Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations
You cannot wear most types of armour.
You are amphibious.
You can wear up to eight rings at the same time.
You can use your tentacles to constrict many enemies at once.
Your skin changes colour to match your surroundings (Stlth).
Your rubbery body absorbs attacks (AC +1).
Message History
Found a stone staircase leading down.
You see here a goblin corpse.
You start butchering the goblin corpse with your knife.
You continue butchering the corpse.
You finish chopping the goblin corpse into pieces.
a - 2 chunks of goblin flesh
You see here a goblin skeleton.
A kobold comes into view. It is wielding a club.
Casting: Magic Dart
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Magic Dart
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f - kobold
Aim: a kobold, wielding a club (resting)
The magic dart hits the kobold.
The kobold is heavily wounded.
The kobold shouts!
The kobold throws an exploding dart. The exploding dart hits you! The exploding dart explodes!
The explosion of exploding dart fragments engulfs you!
Ouch! That really hurt!
You die...
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You could see a kobold.
Vanquished Creatures
A goblin (D:1)
1 creature vanquished.
Notes
Turn | Place | Note
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0 | D:1 | BlastoPussy, the Octopode Wizard, began the quest for the Orb.
0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 9/9 MP: 5/5
46 | D:1 | Killed from afar by a kobold
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: D:1-2 are about 95+% of where *TRULY* unavoidable/unfair deaths happen.
-AHMAD
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