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Post Saturday, 31st March 2012, 02:38

[YASD] stupidest death everrrrrr

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 Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.10.0 character file.

38929 lemmegetfarrr the Arsonist (level 14, -5/107 HPs)
             Began as a Hill Orc Fire Elementalist on Mar 30, 2012.
             Was the Champion of Makhleb.
             Killed from afar by an ice statue (28 damage)
             ... with a bolt of cold
             
             ... in an ice cave.
             The game lasted 01:44:27 (21894 turns).

lemmegetfarrr the Arsonist (HOFE)                  Turns: 21894, Time: 01:44:27

HP  -5/107       AC 17     Str 17      XL: 14   Next: 22%
MP   7/29        EV 15     Int 19      God: Makhleb [******]
Gold 993         SH  0     Dex 11      Spells:  8 memorised,  7 levels left

Res.Fire  : + + .   See Invis. : .    D - +1,+4 long sword of Eternal Vigilance {dra
Res.Cold  : . . .   Warding    : . .  l - +4 orc ring mail
Life Prot.: . . .   Conserve   : +    (no shield)
Res.Acid. : . . .   Res.Corr.  : .    F - +2 wizard hat {MR}
Res.Poison: +       Clarity    : .    z - +0 cloak
Res.Elec. : .       Spirit.Shd : .    L - +0 pair of gauntlets
Sust.Abil.: . .     Stasis     : .    x - +0 pair of boots
Res.Mut.  : .       Ctrl.Telep.: .    U - amulet of conservation
Res.Rott. : .       Levitation : .    S - ring "Meirphedu" {rPois EV+4 Dam+6}
Saprovore : + . .   Ctrl.Flight: .    g - +5 ring of strength

@: quite resistant to hostile enchantments, unstealthy
A: saprovore 1
a: Minor Destruction, Lesser Servant of Makhleb, Major Destruction, Greater
Servant of Makhleb, Renounce Religion


You were in an ice cave.
You worshipped Makhleb.
Makhleb was exalted by your worship.
You were not hungry.

You visited 4 branches of the dungeon, and saw 21 of its levels.
You visited 1 Labyrinth.
You visited 1 portal chamber: ice cave.

You collected 973 gold pieces.

Inventory:

Hand weapons
 D - the +1,+4 long sword of Eternal Vigilance (weapon) {drain, rF++}
   (You found it on level 5 of the Dungeon)   
   
   A truly terrible weapon, it drains the life of those it strikes.
   
   It greatly protects you from fire.
 V - the +6,+3 long sword "Izeg" {drain, +Blink rElec}
   (You found it in a Labyrinth)   
   
   A truly terrible weapon, it drains the life of those it strikes.
   
   It insulates you from electricity.
   It lets you blink.
Missiles
 t - 2 +0 javelins (quivered)
Armour
 l - a +4 orcish ring mail (worn)
 r - a +0 steam dragon hide
 x - a +0 pair of boots (worn)
 z - a +0 cloak (worn)
 F - a +2 wizard hat of magic resistance (worn)
 L - a +0 pair of gauntlets (worn)
Magical devices
 d - a wand of fire (8)
 j - a wand of slowing (10) {unknown}
 o - a wand of fire (2)
 E - a wand of cold (7)
 I - a wand of enslavement (8) {unknown}
 K - a wand of slowing (8) {unknown}
 Z - a wand of magic darts (13)
Comestibles
 c - 3 meat rations
 w - 11 bread rations
 M - a honeycomb
 T - 4 royal jellies
Scrolls
 b - a scroll of blinking
 h - 3 scrolls of teleportation
 k - 2 scrolls of random uselessness
 m - a scroll of enchant armour
 u - 8 scrolls of fear
 v - 5 scrolls of identify
 y - 4 scrolls of detect curse
 B - 3 scrolls of amnesia
 H - a scroll of noise {unknown}
 J - 3 scrolls of fog
 N - a scroll of immolation
 O - a scroll of enchant weapon II
 X - 5 scrolls of remove curse {unknown}
Jewellery
 g - a +5 ring of strength (left hand)
 G - an uncursed amulet of rage {unknown}
 S - the ring "Meirphedu" (right hand) {rPois EV+4 Dam+6}
   (You found it in a Labyrinth)   
   
   [ring of evasion]
   It affects your evasion (+4).
   
   It affects your damage-dealing abilities (+6).
   It protects you from poison.
 U - an amulet of conservation (around neck)
Potions
 a - 2 potions of curing
 e - a potion of brilliance {unknown}
 i - 4 potions of berserk rage {unknown}
 n - a potion of mutation {unknown}
 p - 2 potions of agility
 q - a potion of cure mutation {unknown}
 s - a potion of magic {unknown}
 A - a potion of heal wounds
 C - 2 potions of speed {unknown}
 P - a potion of levitation {unknown}
 R - a potion of restore abilities
 Y - a potion of poison {unknown}
Books
 Q - a book of Annihilations {highlevel}   
   WARNING: If you fail in an attempt to memorise a spell from this book, the
   book will lash out at you.
   
   Spells                             Type                      Level
   Poison Arrow                       Conjuration/Poison           6
   Orb of Destruction                 Conjuration                  7
   Chain Lightning                    Conjuration/Air              8
   Lehudib's Crystal Spear            Conjuration/Earth            8
   Ice Storm                          Conjuration/Ice              9
   Fire Storm                         Conjuration/Fire             9
 W - a Necronomicon {highlevel}   
   This book is beyond your current level of understanding.
   
   Spells                             Type                      Level
   Borgnjor's Revivification          Necromancy                   7
   Haunt                              Necromancy/Summoning         7
   Death's Door                       Charms/Necromancy            8
   Necromutation                      Transmutation/Necromancy     8
Magical staves
 f - a staff of channeling


   Skills:
 * Level 7.6 Fighting
 * Level 7.3 Long Blades
 + Level 0.6 Axes
 * Level 8.9 Armour
 + Level 6.4 Dodging
 - Level 1.5 Stealth
 + Level 9.0 Spellcasting
 + Level 10.4 Conjurations
 - Level 1.3 Hexes
 + Level 5.7 Charms
 + Level 12.4 Fire Magic
 - Level 0.7 Air Magic
 * Level 8.8 Invocations
 + Level 2.1 Evocations


You had 7 spell levels left.
You knew the following spells:

 Your Spells              Type           Power        Failure   Level  Hunger
a - Throw Flame           Fire/Conj      #######      1%          2    None
b - Conjure Flame         Fire/Conj      #######..    1%          3    None
c - Sticky Flame          Fire/Conj      #######..    1%          4    Choko
d - Inner Flame           Fire/Hex       #####....    1%          3    None
e - Swiftness             Air/Chrm       ####......   6%          2    None
f - Fireball              Fire/Conj      #######...   2%          5    Honeycomb
h - Iskenderun's Mystic   Conj           ######...    1%          4    Choko
z - Flame Tongue          Fire/Conj      ######       1%          1    None


Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations

Branches:
Dungeon (12/27)            Temple (1/1) D:6             Orc (0/4) D:8
   Lair (7/8) D:12          Swamp (0/5) Lair:3        Snake (1/5) Lair:5
 Slime: Lair:6-8   

Altars:
Ashenzari
Cheibriados
Elyvilon
Fedhas
Kikubaaqudgha
Makhleb
Nemelex Xobeh
Okawaru
Sif Muna
The Shining One
Trog
Vehumet
Xom
Yredelemnul
Zin
Beogh

Portals:
Ziggurat: D:8 (10950 gp)

Annotations
IceCv exclusion: 2 ice statues


                    Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations

You can tolerate rotten meat.


Message History

Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Fireball
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - ice statue
Aim: an ice statue (heavily damaged)
The fireball explodes! The fireball engulfs the ice statue. The ice statue appears unharmed.
The ice statue is heavily damaged.
You are engulfed in freezing vapours.
You are starving!
The ice statue throws cold at you.
The freezing blast hits you!
Eat which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You are engulfed in freezing vapours.
The ice statue throws cold at you.
The freezing blast hits you!
You continue eating.
You are engulfed in freezing vapours.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
The ice statue throws cold at you.
The bolt of cold hits you!
You die...

      ...
   ..8.).8..
  ....[.?....
 ......$......
#....8...8....#
#.............#
 #...........#
 #....§......#
 #....§@§....#
 ##...§§§...##
  ##...n...##
   ##.....##
    #######


You could see 2 ice statues.

Vanquished Creatures
  Gastronok (Lair:5)
  6 hydras
  Harold (Lair:3)
  A minotaur (Lab)
  3 death yaks (Lair:6)
  A swamp dragon (Lair:3)
  Pikel (D:9)
  Joseph (D:7)
  A griffon (Lair:6)
  A cyclops (D:11)
  A trapdoor spider (Lab)
  4 black mambas
  2 feature mimics
  10 spiny frogs
  4 komodo dragons
  A troll (D:10)
  10 blink frogs
  2 queen bees
  A grizzly bear (Lair:6)
  A baby alligator (Lair:3)
  5 basilisks
  5 hippogriffs
  A fire drake (Lair:6)
  A steam dragon (Lair:5)
  14 yaks
  The ghost of lopez the Poker, an average DsGl (D:4)
  7 war dogs
  Edmund (D:9)
  5 sky beasts
  A slave (D:8)
  9 ice beasts
  6 orc warriors
  8 ogres
  A naga (Snake:1)
  4 centaurs
  8 crocodiles
  10 giant goldfish (Lair:2)
  8 giant slugs
  8 water moccasins
  A water moccasin zombie (D:7)
  11 giant frogs
  2 gnoll sergeants
  Blork the orc (D:7)
  7 agate snails
  A wolf (Lair:4)
  6 wights (D:10)
  43 killer bees
  3 jellyfish (Lair:2)
  A big kobold zombie (D:11)
  4 crimson imps
  2 goliath beetles
  6 orc priests
  A hound skeleton (D:6)
  A quasit (D:6)
  2 big kobold skeletons
  9 iguanas
  3 worker ants
  7 hounds
  3 orc wizards
  A scorpion (D:7)
  13 porcupines
  6 sheep (Lair:6)
  A goliath beetle zombie (D:11)
  3 jellies
  A mummy (D:11)
  11 gnolls
  A scorpion zombie (D:8)
  23 adders
  31 green rats
  An adder skeleton (D:2)
  4 giant mites
  2 giant centipedes
  11 white imps (Lair:7)
  4 worms
  A grey rat (Lair:5)
  A bat zombie (D:7)
  2 giant eyeballs
  An ooze (D:3)
  70 orcs
  11 bats
  6 giant cockroaches
  6 goblins
  14 hobgoblins
  23 jackals
  18 kobolds
  9 quokkas
  3 ball pythons
  6 giant geckos
  7 giant newts
  A giant spore (D:10)
  A kobold skeleton (D:4)
  An orc zombie (D:5)
  21 rats
  9 ballistomycetes
  A fungus (Lair:6)
  3 toadstools
598 creatures vanquished.

Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills)
  A hydra (Lair:1)
  A crocodile (Lair:1)
  A giant frog (Lair:1)
  A hound (Lair:1)
4 creatures vanquished.

Vanquished Creatures (others)
  A wizard (D:9)
  A slave (D:9)
  An ogre (D:9)
  2 giant frogs
  A giant frog skeleton (Lair:1)
  A gnoll shaman (D:9)
  A green rat (Lair:5)
  An orc (D:8)
  A hobgoblin (D:9)
  A jackal (Lair:6)
  2 kobolds (D:9)
  A giant newt (Lair:3)
  A giant spore (D:9)
  2 quokkas
  A rat (D:7)
  5 fungi
  2 toadstools (Lair:6)
25 creatures vanquished.

Grand Total: 627 creatures vanquished

Notes
Turn   | Place    | Note
--------------------------------------------------------------
     0 | D:1      | lemmegetfarrr, the Hill Orc Fire Elementalist, began the quest for the Orb.
     0 | D:1      | Reached XP level 1. HP: 14/14 MP: 3/3
   298 | D:1      | Reached XP level 2. HP: 17/20 MP: 2/4
   305 | D:1      | Learned a level 2 spell: Throw Flame
   951 | D:2      | Reached XP level 3. HP: 26/26 MP: 1/6
  1070 | D:2      | Reached skill level 4 in Fire Magic
  1344 | D:2      | Found a shattered altar of Ashenzari.
  1461 | D:2      | Reached XP level 4. HP: 33/33 MP: 5/7
  2113 | D:3      | Found a snail-covered altar of Cheibriados.
  2435 | D:3      | Reached XP level 5. HP: 34/38 MP: 3/9
  3035 | D:4      | Learned a level 3 spell: Conjure Flame
  3055 | D:4      | Reached XP level 6. HP: 30/45 MP: 3/12
  3173 | D:4      | Noticed lopez's ghost (average DsGl)
  3252 | D:4      | Reached skill level 5 in Fire Magic
  3296 | D:4      | HP: 2/45 [lopez's ghost (12)]
  3298 | D:4      | Killed lopez's ghost
  3414 | D:4      | Learned a level 4 spell: Sticky Flame
  3461 | D:4      | Reached XP level 7. HP: 50/50 MP: 3/14
  4047 | D:4      | Reached skill level 1 in Fighting
  4094 | D:4      | Found a sparkling altar of Nemelex Xobeh.
  4235 | D:5      | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon
  4464 | D:5      | Got a steaming long sword
  4466 | D:5      | Identified the +1,+4 long sword of Eternal Vigilance (You found it on level 5 of the Dungeon)
  4514 | D:5      | Reached skill level 6 in Fire Magic
  4696 | D:5      | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One.
  4738 | D:5      | Reached XP level 8. HP: 58/58 MP: 15/17
  5178 | D:6      | Reached skill level 5 in Conjurations
  5187 | D:6      | Paralysed by a giant eyeball for 2 turns
  5201 | D:6      | Learned a level 3 spell: Inner Flame
  5356 | D:6      | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple.
  5375 | Temple   | Entered the Ecumenical Temple
  5453 | Temple   | Became a worshipper of Makhleb the Destroyer
  5561 | D:6      | Reached skill level 7 in Fire Magic
  5813 | D:6      | Reached skill level 1 in Armour
  6011 | D:7      | Noticed Blork the orc
  6192 | D:7      | Killed Blork the orc
  6192 | D:7      | Reached XP level 9. HP: 57/63 MP: 11/19
  6588 | D:7      | Acquired Makhleb's first power
  6657 | D:7      | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas.
  6786 | D:7      | Noticed Joseph
  6804 | D:7      | Killed Joseph
  6804 | D:7      | Reached skill level 8 in Fire Magic
  7280 | D:8      | Acquired Makhleb's second power
  7368 | D:8      | Reached skill level 1 in Long Blades
  7392 | D:8      | Found a white marble altar of Elyvilon.
  7489 | D:8      | Found an iron altar of Okawaru.
  8073 | D:8      | Learned a level 2 spell: Swiftness
  8200 | D:8      | Reached XP level 10. HP: 68/70 MP: 4/20
  8202 | D:8      | Found a gateway to a ziggurat.
  8204 | D:8      | Reached skill level 1 in Invocations
  8217 | D:8      | Reached XP level 9. HP: 63/63 MP: 5/19
  8348 | D:8      | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines.
  8436 | D:8      | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh.
  8517 | D:8      | Reached skill level 1 in Charms
  8517 | D:8      | Reached XP level 10. HP: 58/70 MP: 10/20
  8618 | D:9      | Noticed Pikel
  8716 | D:9      | Killed Pikel
  8741 | D:9      | Reached skill level 9 in Fire Magic
  8818 | D:9      | Acquired Makhleb's third power
  8839 | D:9      | Noticed Edmund
  8846 | D:9      | Killed Edmund
  8846 | D:9      | Reached skill level 5 in Spellcasting
  9189 | D:9      | Your ally freed slave died
  9453 | D:9      | Found a bloodstained altar of Trog.
  9453 | D:9      | Noticed a terrified wizard
  9459 | D:9      | Killed a terrified wizard
  9963 | D:10     | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon
 10374 | D:10     | Learned a level 5 spell: Fireball
 10593 | D:10     | Acquired Makhleb's fourth power
 10836 | D:10     | Acquired Makhleb's fifth power
 11088 | D:11     | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One.
 11264 | D:11     | Reached XP level 11. HP: 77/77 MP: 19/23
 11632 | D:11     | Reached skill level 10 in Fire Magic
 12494 | D:11     | Noticed a queen bee
 12507 | D:11     | Killed a queen bee
 12792 | D:12     | Found a staircase to the Lair.
 12796 | Lair:1   | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts
 12821 | Lair:1   | Reached skill level 5 in Charms
 13349 | Lair:1   | Reached skill level 5 in Armour
 14070 | Lair:2   | Found a labyrinth entrance.
 14077 | Lab      | Entered a Labyrinth
 14108 | Lab      | Reached skill level 1 in Hexes
 14659 | Lab      | Reached skill level 11 in Fire Magic
 14659 | Lab      | Reached XP level 12. HP: 84/84 MP: 17/26
 14669 | Lab      | Got a vibrating jade ring
 14670 | Lab      | Got a polished long sword
 14671 | Lab      | Identified the +6,+3 long sword "Izeg" (You found it in a Labyrinth)
 14676 | Lab      | Got an ancient flail
 14686 | Lair:2   | Learned a level 4 spell: Iskenderun's Mystic Blast
 14774 | Lair:2   | Identified the ring "Meirphedu" (You found it in a Labyrinth)
 14801 | Lair:2   | Reached skill level 5 in Dodging
 15000 | Lair:2   | You fall through a shaft!
 16023 | Lair:3   | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul.
 16383 | Lair:3   | Noticed Harold
 16390 | Lair:3   | Killed Harold
 16426 | Lair:3   | Reached skill level 5 in Invocations
 16456 | Lair:3   | Found a staircase to the Swamp.
 17161 | Lair:4   | Reached skill level 1 in Evocations
 17477 | Lair:4   | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting
 17578 | Lair:4   | Reached XP level 13. HP: 95/95 MP: 18/28
 17728 | Lair:4   | Found a basalt altar of Yredelemnul.
 18333 | Lair:5   | Noticed Gastronok
 18372 | Lair:5   | Killed Gastronok
 18372 | Lair:5   | Reached skill level 12 in Fire Magic
 18506 | Lair:5   | Reached skill level 5 in Long Blades
 18632 | Lair:5   | Found a staircase to the Snake Pit.
 18733 | Snake:1  | Entered Level 1 of the Snake Pit
 18946 | Lair:5   | Reached skill level 10 in Conjurations
 20869 | Lair:6   | Reached XP level 14. HP: 106/106 MP: 12/29
 21776 | Lair:7   | Found a frozen archway.
 21847 | IceCv    | Entered an ice cave
 21894 | IceCv    | Killed from afar by an ice statue


i still cant believe that i ate in front of two ice statues engulfed in freezing cloud. stupidest death ever, nuff said.
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Post Saturday, 31st March 2012, 06:29

Re: [YASD] stupidest death everrrrrr

Fail indeed. I haven't managed to do this yet, but have done some quite stupid things myself.
MuCK;
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612 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Slain by a gnoll

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Post Saturday, 31st March 2012, 19:01

Re: [YASD] stupidest death everrrrrr

snmjk20 wrote:i ate in front of two ice statues engulfed in freezing cloud

You probably thought you were standing in front of an open refrigerator.

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Post Saturday, 31st March 2012, 20:18

Re: [YASD] stupidest death everrrrrr

At least you died well-fed.

And your corpse will be preserved nicely.

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