CIP: VSAK (Ultimate Ninja)

Saturday, 6th June 2015, 09:51 by WalkerBoh

I've ninja'd a lot of things in my day. The Orb, many times. Runes, even more frequently than that. But today I managed a ninja first for me: I ninja'd the hell out of the Orc:4 shops for... a scroll of remove curse.

I present to you my saddest game ever. In order to get a sense of just how desperate I was, you really would have to have accompanied me on my 87 minute journey, of which approximately 85 minutes were spent using shitty cursed weapons. I managed to uncurse my -2 flail on D:10 (picked up on D:2) just in time to wield a cursed -1 blowgun (which was plain, not runed). I then spent D:10, D:11, and Lair:1-4 blow-gunning, bashing, and banishing my way through enemies. With dwindling Lugonu piety and swarms of blink frogs all over Lair, I decided that ninja'ing Orc:4 would just be a better idea - or at the very least, it would end the misery.

So then, long story short, this happened: !lm walkerboh uniq.banish=azrael -tv:>8:x2

Yes, I did trade ?blinking, ?fog, ?fear, !hasting, and ?tele for the chance to almost kill myself and get a ?rc. And no, I didn't even buy the demon whip sitting right in the shop. Screw you, the operation was an overwhelming success.

Code:: Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.17-a0-1255-gd996e2d (console) character file. WalkerBoh the Basher (Vine Stalker Abyssal Knight) Turns: 18021, Time: 01:27:51 Health: 63/63 AC: 12 Str: 15 XL: 12 Next: 51% Magic: 19/19 EV: 8 Int: 12 God: Lugonu [***...] Gold: 1072 SH: 10 Dex: 19 Spells: 0 memorised, 11 levels left rFire . . . SeeInvis . a - +1 morningstar (holy) rCold . . . Clarity . n - +0 ring mail rNeg . . . SustAt + B - +0 shield rPois . Gourm . (no helmet) rElec . Spirit + y - +2 cloak rCorr . Warding . t - +2 pair of gloves rMut . Stasis . v - +0 pair of boots MR ++... r - amulet of rage Stlth +......... s - ring of sustain attributes m - ring of protection from magic @: very resistant to hostile enchantments, very unstealthy A: fangs 3, regeneration 3, magic shield, antimagic bite, no device heal 3, rot immunity a: Depart the Abyss, Bend Space, Banish, Renounce Religion, Evoke Berserk Rage You are on level 10 of the Dungeon. You worship Lugonu. Lugonu is most pleased with you. You are not hungry. You have visited 3 branches of the dungeon, and seen 19 of its levels. You have visited the Abyss 1 time. You have also visited: Ossuary. You have collected 1120 gold pieces. You have spent 48 gold pieces at shops. Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You have razor-sharp teeth. You regenerate. When hurt, damage is shared between your health and your magic reserves. Your bite disrupts and absorbs the magic of your enemies. Potions and wands cannot restore your health. You are immune to rotting. Skills: - Level 7.4 Fighting Level 5.5(10.0) Axes * Level 12.7(13.1) Maces & Flails - Level 2.6 Throwing - Level 2.1 Armour - Level 0.7 Dodging + Level 5.3 Shields - Level 8.8 Invocations You have 11 spell levels left. You don't know any spells. Inventory: Hand weapons a - a +1 morningstar of holy wrath (weapon) b - a -1 blowgun Missiles j - 78 poisoned needles l - 28 tomahawks p - 7 javelins (quivered) Armour n - a +0 ring mail (worn) t - a +2 pair of gloves (worn) v - a +0 pair of boots (worn) y - a +2 cloak (worn) B - a +0 shield (worn) Jewellery f - an uncursed ring of fire i - an uncursed ring of ice m - a ring of protection from magic (left hand) r - an amulet of rage (around neck) s - a ring of sustain attributes (right hand) C - an uncursed amulet of resist corrosion Scrolls e - 2 scrolls of teleportation k - 3 scrolls of recharging D - 5 scrolls of identify Potions d - a potion of cancellation g - 3 potions of flight o - 9 potions of curing w - 2 potions of magic A - a potion of lignification Miscellaneous q - an ornate deck of cards Comestibles c - 7 bread rations h - 8 fruits Notes Turn | Place | Note -------------------------------------------------------------- 0 | Abyss:1 | WalkerBoh the Vine Stalker Abyssal Knight began the quest for the Orb. 0 | Abyss:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 11/11 MP: 3/3 30 | Abyss:1 | Noticed a spatial vortex 31 | Abyss:1 | Noticed a spatial vortex 33 | Abyss:1 | Noticed a sky beast 33 | D:1 | Escaped the Abyss 76 | D:1 | Reached skill level 2 in Axes 212 | D:1 | Acquired Lugonu's first power 246 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 11/16 MP: 4/4 717 | D:1 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 11/19 MP: 3/5 938 | D:2 | Reached skill level 3 in Axes 938 | D:2 | Reached skill level 2 in Armour 1357 | D:2 | Found a stormy altar of Qazlal. 1485 | D:2 | Acquired Lugonu's second power 1485 | D:2 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 19/23 MP: 6/6 1586 | D:3 | --great 2664 | D:3 | Reached skill level 3 in Fighting 2664 | D:3 | Reached skill level 4 in Axes 2664 | D:3 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 26/28 MP: 7/7 2685 | D:4 | Found a sacrificial altar of Ru. 2800 | D:4 | Noticed an ogre 3298 | D:4 | --uh oh 3379 | D:4 | Gained mutation: You heal very quickly. [Vine Stalker growth] 3379 | D:4 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 22/32 MP: 6/8 3387 | D:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Axes 3726 | D:4 | Killed an ogre 3910 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 3964 | D:4 | Acquired Lugonu's third power 3986 | D:5 | Reached skill level 1 in Maces & Flails 3986 | D:5 | Reached skill level 2 in Invocations 3986 | D:5 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 33/37 MP: 9/9 4104 | D:5 | --could really use some rCurse sometime 4179 | D:5 | Reached skill level 2 in Maces & Flails 4248 | D:5 | Found Zin's Purification Station. 4251 | D:5 | Found a glowing silver altar of Zin. 4587 | D:5 | Found a sacrificial altar of Ru. 4724 | D:5 | Reached skill level 3 in Maces & Flails 4724 | D:5 | Reached skill level 3 in Invocations 5117 | D:6 | Found Quleneis's Food Shop. 5160 | D:6 | --damn it 5183 | D:6 | Found a sand-covered staircase. 5188 | Ossuary | Entered an ossuary 5196 | Ossuary | Acquired Lugonu's fourth power 5342 | Ossuary | Reached skill level 4 in Maces & Flails 5342 | Ossuary | Gained mutation: You have razor-sharp teeth. [Vine Stalker growth] 5342 | Ossuary | Reached XP level 8. HP: 42/42 MP: 11/11 5520 | Ossuary | Acquired Lugonu's fifth power 5559 | Ossuary | --man not even any rCurse in here... 5591 | D:6 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 5686 | D:6 | Reached skill level 4 in Invocations 6228 | D:6 | Reached skill level 5 in Maces & Flails 6521 | D:7 | Reached skill level 6 in Maces & Flails 6680 | D:7 | Reached skill level 5 in Invocations 6772 | D:7 | Got a brightly glowing spear 6787 | D:7 | Identified the cursed +0 spear "Zowi" {pierce, rN++ MR- Stlth+} (You found it on level 7 of the Dungeon) 6795 | D:7 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 34/45 MP: 9/13 7033 | D:7 | Reached skill level 7 in Maces & Flails 7340 | D:8 | --still no rCurse... would /really/ love to get rid of this -2 flail I've had forever 7346 | D:8 | Reached skill level 6 in Invocations 7530 | D:8 | Found a shattered altar of Ashenzari. 7627 | D:8 | Reached skill level 8 in Maces & Flails 8434 | D:8 | Reached skill level 9 in Maces & Flails 8463 | D:8 | Found an opulent altar of Gozag. 8687 | D:9 | --if i get to lair without being able to unequip this flail, it'll be a miracle 8706 | D:8 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 43/49 MP: 16/16 8731 | D:9 | Reached skill level 4 in Fighting 9021 | D:9 | Found a shadowy altar of Dithmenos. 9298 | D:9 | Found an opulent altar of Gozag. 9304 | D:9 | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas. 9537 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 9700 | D:10 | Reached skill level 1 in Shields 9724 | D:10 | Found a staircase to the Orcish Mines. 9986 | D:10 | --GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH I FOUND REMOVE CURSE 9990 | D:10 | --HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 9990 | D:10 | --of course this blowgun is -1 cursed 9990 | D:10 | --because fuck me 9990 | D:10 | --that's why 10001 | D:10 | Noticed CompileTime's ghost (experienced TrMo) 10177 | D:9 | Reached skill level 10 in Maces & Flails 10275 | D:9 | Reached skill level 2 in Shields 10547 | D:10 | --i am literally bashing things to death with a -1 blowgun 10547 | D:10 | --new low 10859 | D:10 | --shit 11094 | D:10 | --oh that's nice 11333 | D:11 | --fun 11543 | D:11 | --shit 11547 | D:11 | Banished an unseen horror 11547 | D:11 | Reached skill level 3 in Shields 11748 | D:11 | Reached skill level 11 in Maces & Flails 11879 | D:11 | Noticed a hill giant 11880 | D:11 | Banished a hill giant 11880 | D:11 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 54/54 MP: 17/17 11892 | D:11 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 12012 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 12013 | Lair:1 | --come on remove curse... 12070 | D:11 | Reached skill level 4 in Shields 12272 | Lair:1 | --this is easily the dumbest game i've ever played 12454 | Lair:1 | You fall through a shaft! 13119 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 12 in Maces & Flails 13286 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Shields 13374 | Lair:3 | --man fuck blink frogs 13445 | Lair:4 | --just need... remove... curse... 13445 | Lair:4 | --UGH 13634 | Lair:4 | --fuck 13769 | Lair:4 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 13778 | Lair:4 | Found a staircase to the Shoals. 14263 | Lair:4 | --christ 14263 | Lair:4 | Corrupted Lair:4 14263 | Lair:4 | Noticed a starcursed mass 14263 | Lair:4 | Noticed a thrashing horror 14269 | Lair:4 | Noticed a thrashing horror 14359 | Lair:4 | Killed a starcursed mass 14361 | Lair:4 | Killed a starcursed mass 14555 | Lair:4 | Reached skill level 7 in Invocations 14977 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Throwing 15101 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 2 in Throwing 15101 | Lair:3 | Gained mutation: You regenerate. [Vine Stalker growth] 15101 | Lair:3 | Reached XP level 12. HP: 60/60 MP: 18/18 15383 | Lair:3 | Noticed a four-headed hydra 15384 | Lair:3 | Banished a four-headed hydra 15495 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 6 in Fighting 15869 | Lair:3 | Reached skill level 8 in Invocations 15977 | Lair:2 | --god damn it 16043 | Lair:2 | Corrupted Lair:2 16043 | Lair:2 | Noticed a revenant 16043 | Lair:2 | Noticed a bone dragon 16043 | Lair:2 | Noticed a thrashing horror 16050 | Lair:2 | Noticed a tentacled starspawn 16053 | Lair:2 | HP: 12/62 [poisoned by a spiny frog] 16059 | Lair:2 | HP: 12/62 [poisoned by a spiny frog] 16063 | Lair:2 | --jesus 16225 | D:11 | --this game isj ust toying with me now 16266 | Orc:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Orcish Mines 16866 | Orc:4 | Entered Level 4 of the Orcish Mines 16866 | Orc:4 | Noticed Sonja 16867 | Orc:4 | Banished Sonja 16870 | Orc:4 | --fuck this gam 17227 | Orc:4 | --gonna end this one way or another 17587 | Orc:3 | Found a staircase to the Elven Halls. 17743 | Orc:4 | Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh. 17753 | Orc:4 | Reached skill level 7 in Fighting 17818 | Orc:4 | Noticed Azrael 17818 | Orc:4 | --great 17820 | Orc:4 | Banished Azrael 17874 | Orc:4 | --LET's GO 17876 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc high priest 17879 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc warlord 17880 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc high priest 17881 | Orc:4 | --aw yeah 17881 | Orc:4 | Noticed an orc high priest 17884 | Orc:4 | Found Wonoumm's Antique Armour Shoppe. 17886 | Orc:4 | Found Wummoe's Antique Weapon Shoppe. 17887 | Orc:4 | Found Waserait's General Store. 17887 | Orc:4 | Found Nuezot's Book Emporium. 17887 | Orc:4 | HP: 4/63 [orc priest/divine providence (11)] 17891 | Orc:4 | Bought a scroll of remove curse for 48 gold pieces 17899 | Orc:4 | --FUCK YEAH Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Hand axe | 107 | 15 | | || 122 Flail | | 213 | 673 | 236 || 1122 Blowgun | | | | 938 || 938 Morningstar | | | | 3 || 3 Fire: Blowgun | | | | 507 || 507 Throw: Javelin | | 8 | 17 | 5 || 30 Tomahawk | | 1 | 14 | || 15 Throwing net | | | | 1 || 1 Invok: Depart the Abyss | 1 | | | || 1 Banish | | | 1 | 42 || 43 Corrupt | | | | 2 || 2 Bend Space | | | | 2 || 2 Evoke: Wand | | | | 4 || 4 Use: Scroll | 7 | 5 | 14 | 17 || 43 Potion | | | | 5 || 5 Stab: Sleeping | | | | 9 || 9 Distracted | | | | 4 || 4 Eat: Chunk | 1 | 4 | 12 | 25 || 42 Beef jerky | 1 | 1 | | || 2 Pizza | | 2 | 1 | || 3 Royal jelly | | | 1 | || 1 Meat ration | | | | 4 || 4 Fruit | | | | 2 || 2 Bread ration | | | | 2 || 2

Saturday, 6th June 2015, 15:48 by pickled_heretic

those games where remove curse scrolls are rare or nonexistent pre/during lair are usually entertaining.

Saturday, 6th June 2015, 16:45 by celem

Unless you worship Ash...

Then they just hurt.

Sunday, 7th June 2015, 05:08 by Blink Frog

Nice.

Who needs weapons or UC skill when you've gotta f'ing VS fangs and Lucy? :lol:

Sunday, 7th June 2015, 12:30 by Sandman25

Blink Frog wrote:Nice.

Who needs weapons or UC skill when you've gotta f'ing VS fangs and Lucy?

Oops, I missed that.

Code:: Melee: Blowgun | | | | 938 || 938 Fire: Blowgun | | | | 507 || 507

VS is OP indeed, any other species would die while doing that.

Sunday, 7th June 2015, 19:55 by WalkerBoh

Yeah it was the dumbest experience of my Crawl "career", and would have absolutely failed without both VS and Lucy.

Monday, 8th June 2015, 04:58 by GlassGo

Who is Lucy? I wonder..

Monday, 8th June 2015, 06:20 by WalkerBoh

Update: Thankfully I won the game, so all of that effort wasn't in vain.

Monday, 8th June 2015, 06:50 by Pollen_Golem

Post your winning dump then.

Monday, 8th June 2015, 07:00 by thevogonpoet

Its pretty easy to find WalkerBoh's morgue files, what with them being 11th on list

Code:: Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 | 16-18 | 19-21 | 22-24 | 25-27 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Hand axe | 107 | 15 | | | | | | | || 122 Flail | | 213 | 673 | 236 | | | | | || 1122 Blowgun | | | | 938 | | | | | || 938 Morningstar | | | | 236 | 1764 | | | | || 2000 Demon whip | | | | | 278 | 1793 | 1249 | 2376 | 1058 || 6754 Fire: Blowgun | | | | 507 | 15 | | | | || 522

Your connection might take a while to open this pagethough, with all the players.

Anyway, nice win WalkerBoh

I fully expect to see Sandman try a ration-wielding VsAK in reply to this.

Monday, 8th June 2015, 07:19 by quik

GlassGo wrote:Who is Lucy? I wonder..

Lugonu.

Monday, 8th June 2015, 08:40 by Pollen_Golem

The man loved his B&B until XL 10 or so.

Code:: Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 | 13-15 | 16-18 | 19-21 | 22-24 | 25-27 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Blowgun | | | | 938 | | | | | || 938 Demon whip | | | | | 278 | 1793 | 1249 | 2376 | 1058 || 6754 Fire: Blowgun | | | | 507 | 15 | | | | || 522 Invok: Banish | | | 1 | 43 | 6 | 1 | | | || 51

Monday, 8th June 2015, 11:45 by Sandman25

thevogonpoet wrote:I fully expect to see Sandman try a ration-wielding VsAK in reply to this.

Why? I hate games where luck plays too big role, that's why you will never see me speedrunning, xoming or ration-wielding

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