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copy pasted it to Reddit, got a LOT (13) upvotes. this is now a copypasta. thank you good sir. :roll:

stole you post, posted to facebook, got likes, thank you.

magic wands checks for AC, doesnt it?

Arrhythmia wrote:
duvessa wrote:i can't remember any dreams from the last two nights

do you keep a dream journal? i've heard keeping one helps improve dream recollection. also means you won't forget them after the morning. good idea, for you, IMO

he does, the Tavern. the Tumblr one is just the backup.

because simmetry is one of the most important design goals in this game, followed closely by flavour.

and also will bore you to death, making sure you never try to play crawl again. or videogames. it is so bad it actually forces you to do something productive with your life. pretty bad.

like Pollo al Limone? sounds fucking delicious. know what? my roomate would make for a hell of a meal, and I have a lemon tree in my backyard. let's invite some cool people over, and have a dinner party. :lol:

Greyr wrote:Honestly? No, I don't think I have any moral objections to eating human flesh.

meat is meat, man. in your professional opinion, how should it be prepared?

"dark souls is for pussies, try some REAL , HARDCORE, gaming experience. do you think dying is harsh in DS because you lose all your souls? in crawl,death is the end. that's it. worms will feed on your dead character's corpse, and his ghost will come back to kill the next one. do you feel like ...

hey, did someone else noticed that marvinPA is going full threadlocking nazi these days? you can not even post about broken colons anymore. where is the tavern going? are we becoming civilized or something? terrible.

damn, I almost felt loved for a moment here. I can go back to cutting myself.
serioulsy now, thanks for the link. I missed the discussion, tought it happened on the wiki or the IRC channel.

it is because shop diving is pretty interesting, and just "spend money, get something more or less like you want" is not.

I dont really see the reason for the change: what is it supposed to fix?

oh, yeah, this guy. I never knew he was called Mr Hands, though. in his case, the problem was the sudden insertion of a big long horse cock on his colon. the length, not the width.

mr hands?

absolutely nothing remotely amusing happened but i'm still going to post about my day lots of stuff post your dump in code tags, please. edit: oh, I remembered another funny story: I'm a pretty big fan of Worm, the webserial, and was reading a discussion thread on reddit about it. in the middle of ...

with training, you can fit a stack of CDs in your butthole without hurting yourself. you would be surprised about how versatile the human asshole is.

man, that's a shitton of bat-species. but people do strange things to get warm with someone they are attracted to. my ex, a very religious girl at the time, was a little bit scary at my metalhead look when we first met. we started chatting, and she asked what my nickname was. I, for some goddamned r...

bcadren wrote:Serious proposal that's superfluous like this: Replace River Rats with Capybara.

the river near my house is filled with Capybaras. they are big. and stinky. but their meat is delicious, and river rats are inedible, so does not work.

cerebovssquire wrote: 25% of mammal species are bats

wait, seriously?

daggaz wrote:
treerex5 wrote:The number "four" is the only number to have the same amount of letters as it means

F O U R
1 2 3 4

In danish, 3 is 'tre' and 2 is 'to' and 4 is 'fire'.

Pollen_Golem wrote:
xentronium wrote:
duvessa wrote:"the monster slams the door on your balls" - lose 1 MP permanently

This must be how deep dwarves recharge wands.

In 0.17 deep dwarves will have to be next to a door to use that ability.

OUCH, that really hurts!!!!!!

it is quite depressing when Duvessa posts a Minmay Dream, but you already heard this one. maybe I'm spending too much time around here.

not anymore. it was changed back in 0.15, IIRC.

tried to do that to this post. did not work.

new spell: Summolacrum. simulates simulacrum by summoning some simulacra.

bcadren wrote:
tasonir wrote:Well there is a kiku nerf, it's just been implemented by giving undead an expiration timer rather than vulnerability to abjuration...so, more or less?
No. AD isn't what makes Kiku so powerful, it's Simulacrum.

true dat, Kiku scales very well with AP.

why a dire flail?

checks out, he even misspelled "Three". :roll:

octopodes are fun! spriggans just never get in a pickle, and, if you did not fall in a very very dumb situation with lots of ranged enemies nearby, you can always flee. Op is hard.
it would be like playing a centaur.

imagine a spriggan. but 500 times less fun. this would be like that time I had Dengue fever, but worse.

give me a year. after I manage to code that potion Bcadren proposed, I'll start doing those gods. crawl's code is complex, maaaaaan

Sar wrote:
bcarden wrote:It practically forces you to go Ashenzari to get the skill up fast enough.

Oka boost at * is bigger than Ash boost at ******, doesn't require any cursed items and is obtained much earlier in the game!

but it is approximately 500 times less fun.

"play a easy race, use a strong weapon. sick challenge" :roll:

speaking of it, what came of Pubby's Smithgod, and Dpeg's Equipgod? I liked those ideas.

Greyr wrote:Have you never laughed something out before?

I laughed my ass off, does it count?
2/10, would not recomend, anal prolapses are very unconfortable.

tasonir wrote:we need better gender neutral pronouns

zey.

I'ma pretty grill, but only at night. also, we had this thread before.

three steps:
get in, get good, get out.
optional: get pussy.

hey, treerex. how old are you?

Code Geass is a noob anime. cool kids like Berserk.

this... this is actually pretty cool for a challenge. wait, wasnt there a proposal to link Lugonu piety with descecrating other god's altars?

so many things changed... change comes inexorably, bringing destruction and recreation in it's wake. after that, we are left to collect the pieces of what we know, and rebuild ourselves. the tavern is not what it was. but the towering mountain does not tremble at the dawnbreak, and Crawl still unite...

Greyr wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:ok, so I'll soon lose the only thing that still made me cling onto life. what I will live for now? facebook likes? reddit upvotes?

You forgot about reblogs

I did not fall THAT low yet.

this is pretty much just a fire-themed "punch hard species". I dont really see what this brings to the table, besides the flavour.

ok, so I'll soon lose the only thing that still made me cling onto life. what I will live for now? facebook likes? reddit upvotes? none of them matter as much as the love from my brothers in the Tavern. I think I'll write a script to make my computer say "I love you" from time to time.

damn. I felt so happy when I logged it, only to see "3 new messages". now I have no more reason to live.

brace yourselves.

man, this post is the unfunniest thing since my mother's funeral.

oh, good idea, it is a nice way to espectate people without them having to play online.

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