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Monday, 7th September 2015, 11:16

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Died of boredom

Replies: 23

Views: 4287

Re: Died of boredom

i've been bored for 19 years and i'm still not fucking dead

Monday, 24th August 2015, 13:53

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: strong gods at early game are

Replies: 25

Views: 5052

Re: strong gods at early game are

i've been lurking the shit out of tavern and this is the first opportunity in ~3 months for me to complain about my life without it having no context whatsoever

my life certainly is meaningless. see you guys in 3 months

Saturday, 20th June 2015, 16:27

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Inventory management tricks

Replies: 14

Views: 3873

Re: Inventory management tricks

3) If you spend long enough looking for pictures of fairies to send to cerebovssquire, you'll eventually run across a picture of Link cleaning Zelda's ears. This doesn't really help with inventory management, but it definitely made me stop thinking about inventory management for a moment. come on m...

Tuesday, 9th June 2015, 17:50

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: An example of the danger of black mambas and spiny frogs

Replies: 73

Views: 15201

Re: An example of the danger of black mambas and spiny frogs

I am, in fact, aware that Dg can't worship a god, but that doesn't mean you can just wave the issue aside. This is a point in the game where many characters will have near-complete god powers (5*/6* piety is likely, most gods are very capable of easily killing frogs and mambas with 5*/6* powers) to ...

Tuesday, 9th June 2015, 17:36

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: An example of the danger of black mambas and spiny frogs

Replies: 73

Views: 15201

Re: An example of the danger of black mambas and spiny frogs

this character isn't what i would call a "decently strong fighter", i mean, it's godless with +0 ring mail and untrained dodging skill and a weapon that's nothing special by lair standards, that conveniently also has a brand that's useless against these monsters. i'm not saying you're wron...

Tuesday, 9th June 2015, 17:22

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Game of Thrones

Replies: 91

Views: 21706

Re: Game of Thrones

What irks me about this season is how boring some of the main antagonist factions are. We know little about the Sons of the Harpy except that they are a bunch of guys who really suck at fighting and want to kill Dany, and the White Walkers are also obviously pretty one-dimensional (they tried to mak...

Saturday, 30th May 2015, 16:32

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

Today at work we were making spanakopita but I pronounced it "spanktopia" in front of my boss my boss has a habit (this has happened 3 times over the last month) of saying "coffee" and then laughing quietly whenever we're in front of the coffee-maker together. it's with a comple...

Wednesday, 27th May 2015, 19:50

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

short boo hoo: goddamnit railroad workers why did you have to suddenly decide to stop striking before pentecost, allowing PG to go on her stupid ass holiday after all despite us having plans and now i haven't seen her for 9 days, and only got 2 emails and a text, how about some dictatorship of the p...

Tuesday, 19th May 2015, 20:09

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

Are you going to date her just for the breakup story? What if it succeeds? genuinely awful and unorganised post incoming, but none of my friends had any free time these past few days so i'm posting this anyway (normally i tell some person willing to listen irl the cringey emotional shit so i can sa...

Sunday, 17th May 2015, 07:47

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Why double swords and triple swords?

Replies: 63

Views: 14432

Re: Why double swords and triple swords?

If I didn't know the stats, I would easily guess that a double sword is probably better than a normal sword, and that a triple sword does more damage than a double sword, but can't say the same about a bunch of real sword names where the damage they do (e.g, great sword vs. claymore or scimitar vs. ...

Saturday, 16th May 2015, 18:18

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

today a friend of mine and i were walking from the library to some shitty pizza place for lunch and she said to me, with no context other than that we had been to the cinema yesterday, that if she had a body, cut out the organs and filled the cavities with maize, then cremated it, if i thought it wo...

Thursday, 7th May 2015, 16:07

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: New combat move: Wound

Replies: 53

Views: 13703

Re: New combat move: Wound

i tried to go to a therapist once, she called me uncooperative after i told her i didn't understand her stupid fucking request to draw my family members as animals and then gave me the phone numbers of some of her colleagues, who i never called. i mean i genuinely didn't have any idea what to draw, ...

Saturday, 2nd May 2015, 18:03

Forum: Dungeon Crawling Advice

Topic: Spriggan blaster casters are fun

Replies: 11

Views: 3053

Re: Spriggan blaster casters are fun

Our Father who art in heaven
Your kingdom come
Your will be done
Don't let "blaster caster" catch on
Amen

Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 18:35

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

absolutely nothing remotely amusing happened but i'm still going to post about my day 6:20 AM: i wake up after a decentish night's sleep, still have a cold though it isn't bad anymore. my alarm is set for 7 AM, so i lie back down. i remember i get irrationally angry at sudden noises like ala...

Tuesday, 28th April 2015, 04:27

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

Hirsch I wrote:
cerebovssquire wrote: 25% of mammal species are bats

wait, seriously?


yes, seriously, do you think i made that up to get girls?

Monday, 27th April 2015, 15:30

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Inevitable Useless Information Topic

Replies: 19

Views: 5187

Re: The Inevitable Useless Information Topic

there are only 38 known emperor penguin colonies, detectable by red guano streaks on satellite pictures, and which was found out by the first ornithological study that can confidently say it looked at the whole population of a species at once, previous predictions in the 90s estimated the number of ...

Monday, 27th April 2015, 05:30

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

The first rule of the pretentious club is "Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen." "The Tired Hedonists, of course. It is a club to which I belong. We are supposed to wear faded roses in our button holes when we meet, and to have a sort of cult for Domitian. I am a...

Sunday, 26th April 2015, 22:35

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

at the airport today, waiting for a delayed flight, this girl i was with asked me what my favourite animal was after we were discussing penguin biology for a while (by which i mean i tried to throw in the few things about penguins i know while she revealed her freakishly extensive knowledge about pe...

Thursday, 23rd April 2015, 17:51

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Three steps to win the game

Replies: 52

Views: 23239

Re: Three steps to win the game

Greyr wrote:Have you never laughed something out before?


i genuinely have no idea what this would sound like

Thursday, 23rd April 2015, 16:23

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Three steps to win the game

Replies: 52

Views: 23239

Re: Three steps to win the game

how do you laugh with a "thanks bro"? surely you're laughing either before or after "thanks bro", where the latter is a minor faux-pas because it sounds insecure, but laughing before is fine. possibly, if there's a couple seconds between "thanks bro" and then laughing, ...

Thursday, 23rd April 2015, 13:20

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Three steps to win the game

Replies: 52

Views: 23239

Re: Three steps to win the game

iirc i was also dual-booting though

Wednesday, 22nd April 2015, 19:45

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Three steps to win the game

Replies: 52

Views: 23239

Re: Three steps to win the game

i just used archive.org to read some of my 4000ish posts made on the electronic arts uk forums between 12 and 13, which, in retrospect, was a stupid idea: -the third post i saw said "I kind of want a friend" (i have no idea why i posted that, maybe just teenage angst, because i had more cl...

Tuesday, 21st April 2015, 18:44

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

Two wrongs do make a right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoA_wjmE9w&spfreload=10 If you open this link, watch the whole thing. It's worth it, I promise. Kon'nichiwa (chinese for good morning), redit (open source meme archive) has had its meme calibrations thrown off by an unusually sophisti...

Monday, 20th April 2015, 05:05

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Nerf melee brainstorming

Replies: 141

Views: 35263

Re: Nerf melee brainstorming

Besides the fact that Trog is simply a much better god than sif/veh, low str doesn't cripple DEBe whereas low int is a problem for spellpower-dependent spells. DEBe also has some good apts (sblades, stealth, dodging). Chei would probably be a better choice than sif/veh for a Mi/Tr "pure caster&...

Sunday, 19th April 2015, 21:02

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Nerf melee brainstorming

Replies: 141

Views: 35263

Re: Nerf melee brainstorming

Well, sticking with mid-Lair-ish, I think the following examples are comparable in terms of how disparate the characters' respective strength is: VM who found no useful books vs. one who found books containing parrow, pcloud, swiftness, rmsl and haste a "fighter" with a +0 battleaxe and +0...

Sunday, 19th April 2015, 18:27

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Nerf melee brainstorming

Replies: 141

Views: 35263

Re: Nerf melee brainstorming

How is finding great spellbooks not the equivalent of finding great melee gear?

Friday, 17th April 2015, 23:44

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

well i was thinking that this wouldn't have happened if my regular aftershave didn't smell like a disinfectant, because the different smell as i lifted my hands to my face would have snapped me out of it, so clearly a change was in order

Friday, 17th April 2015, 23:09

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

today i bought a different brand of aftershave than my usual

Thursday, 16th April 2015, 18:36

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

today at the lab, while quite deep in daydreams, i took a few splashes from the disinfectant dispenser and i guess i forgot what i was doing because i rubbed it around my face like aftershave

Thursday, 16th April 2015, 07:28

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

what the fuck, GEMA blocked that too?

Thursday, 16th April 2015, 06:52

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

As much as I hate german copyright laws, at least they blocked that piece of shit song on youtube. it's a deep philosophical question though, is being rickrolled listening to the song unintentionally, or being tricked into clicking on the link? Am I immune to being rickrolled or not?

Thursday, 16th April 2015, 06:48

Forum: Dungeon Crawling Advice

Topic: Real time wins

Replies: 6

Views: 2046

Re: Real time wins

-Do you already have your autoexplore and travel speeds set to -1 in your rcfile? -Before I started realtime speedrunning, I was probably down to 2.5-4 hours on normal wins, but I don't remember exactly. I'd work on that first. -If you're a Be. you can get to Lair in 1-3 minutes just by taking stair...

Wednesday, 15th April 2015, 22:36

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Scratching Trees

Replies: 10

Views: 2443

Re: Scratching Trees

Having a few lair:8 vaults place felids who have high damage/ev and low hp/ac could be interesting, mostly for variety, they wouldn't show up too commonly. But don't deck them out with strange effects. A caster type or two with a basic monk type felid is fine. But there's already a spriggan vault. ...

Wednesday, 15th April 2015, 19:19

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Scratching Trees

Replies: 10

Views: 2443

Re: Scratching Trees

Having a few lair:8 vaults place felids who have high damage/ev and low hp/ac could be interesting, mostly for variety, they wouldn't show up too commonly. But don't deck them out with strange effects. A caster type or two with a basic monk type felid is fine. But there's already a spriggan vault.

Wednesday, 15th April 2015, 05:15

Forum: Dungeon Crawling Advice

Topic: Curare needles change, convokers

Replies: 26

Views: 5159

Re: Curare needles change, convokers

corresponding needles with high Throwing. Does anyone really use rare needles other than curare and frenzy? They seem to rare and situational to keep a huge stack around for... How are any of paralysis, sleep or confusion situational? How does "keeping a huge stack around" harm you in any...

Saturday, 11th April 2015, 13:43

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

have you guys ever noticed how for almost everything with some health benefits, they include "protective factor for colon cancer", what's up with that as someone whose brain forces him to stick everything his hands grasp up his butt at least once, this is something i care about deeply nah...

Friday, 10th April 2015, 18:28

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

have you guys ever noticed how for almost everything with some health benefits, they include "protective factor for colon cancer", what's up with that

Thursday, 9th April 2015, 17:23

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

today i banged into a wall while walking down a straight corridor

Thursday, 2nd April 2015, 05:03

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

Strolling, rolling, bounding, bouncing across Europe, people often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we destroy Russia's economy by calling in OPEC to crash the oil prices. Triumph when we drop a nuke on our enemies. Triumph when when peer down fr...

Wednesday, 1st April 2015, 17:28

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

Strolling, rolling, bounding, bouncing across Europe, people often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we destroy Russia's economy by calling in OPEC to crash the oil prices. Triumph when we drop a nuke on our enemies. Triumph when when peer down fro...

Tuesday, 31st March 2015, 17:37

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Why are there no extreme DEX Starts?

Replies: 8

Views: 2377

Re: Why are there no extreme DEX Starts?

Greyr wrote:
Rast wrote:Because Dex is the best stat.


???


!!!

Tuesday, 31st March 2015, 10:10

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Let's Talk about Acquirement

Replies: 16

Views: 3662

Re: Let's Talk about Acquirement

If you get a decent broad or battleaxe from ?acq - at a time in the game where you're unlikely to have more than an unbranded war or battleaxe - that is a great result. Same goes for mid-tier (not actually much worse than top-tier) weapons from other classes. And the chance of getting a good weapon ...

Monday, 30th March 2015, 17:27

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: What if Explosions actually Exploded?

Replies: 28

Views: 6411

Re: What if Explosions actually Exploded?

Anyway, if your interest in DCSS isn't primarily about playing the game, I think participation in the forums pretty much has to involve patches or narrow, uncontroversial technical suggestions. hey, i don't care about crawl at all but i still enjoy making sarcastic comments here less sarcasm and mo...

Monday, 30th March 2015, 00:33

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: What if Explosions actually Exploded?

Replies: 28

Views: 6411

Re: What if Explosions actually Exploded?

Anyway, if your interest in DCSS isn't primarily about playing the game, I think participation in the forums pretty much has to involve patches or narrow, uncontroversial technical suggestions.


hey, i don't care about crawl at all but i still enjoy making sarcastic comments here

Saturday, 28th March 2015, 15:22

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Bugh, the Insect Overmind

Replies: 11

Views: 3109

Re: Bugh, the Insect Overmind

The stabbing thing is conceivably better than a small amount of slaying for some characters, but clarity is always going to be worse than a tiny int increase (even 2 or 3, 10 is completely ridiculous) unless your character doesn't cast any spells. But since you're worshipping Bugh, not Trog, that pr...

Sunday, 22nd March 2015, 23:21

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Bare bone roguelikes

Replies: 12

Views: 2701

Re: Bare bone roguelikes

BerserkRL was fun for a couple of hours (it's a 7drl by the same guy who made DoomRL). It's survival on an open field though, there's no dungeon and you can't win. Worth checking out if you have a bit of time to kill.

Saturday, 21st March 2015, 12:58

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: The Debate Derail Thread

Replies: 225

Views: 60613

Re: The Debate Derail Thread

chemtrails

Monday, 16th March 2015, 11:33

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Dungeon Crawl Variants

Replies: 23

Views: 8464

Re: Dungeon Crawl Variants

I'm not sure if this is just bait but whatever, check out nostalgia. Looks like the nostalgia downloads in this thread still work: viewtopic.php?f=17&t=11654&hilit=nostalgia
I don't think it's exactly what you're looking for, though.

Sunday, 15th March 2015, 11:16

Forum: Suggestions & Criticism

Topic: Posting/Civility Standards in Advice forum(s)

Replies: 61

Views: 20884

Re: Posting/Civility Standards in Advice forum(s)

hey koboldlord, last chance to prove you're not a heartless robot
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