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duvessa wrote: but i got slapped in the face with a dildo

happens to all of us sooner or later.

the problem is that I have too many 3.5 books. it would be a pity to lose them.
by too many I mean "almost all of them."

the funniest part is that this would actually be true because I play console on my tablet, so I would be already there waiting. also, duvessa, you win, I'll try to suck it like you. also also, kuniqs, that's a fucking bad idea, damn. I'm glad you are alive. hang in there!

no, me

So how am I supposed to prove my advice is correct? By saying so? By bragging about my online crawl wins, which are meaningless anyway? By getting a consensus from the rest of the forum, when the vast majority of the users don't even know how to determine how much damage a weapon does? why, by havi...

so, I lost a perfectly good DSGl of Yred, getting chain confused by eyes in Slime. then I noticed I was late for my bus, and ran to the terminal. 10 minutes on the road I remember I forgot water on the fire to make tea. "fuck, my house will catch fire". so I get down from the bus, that cos...

haha, it's 3.5. still pretty bonkers. I had a whooping +21 at bluff and intimidate. when I crit, even my own party gets shaken for the combat. word of destruction is awesome too, breaking objects every day, all day, no limit. surprisingly versatile. I can't wait until 5.0 gets released in Portuguese...

That trident is bad, and the rPois on it is useless. Don't train polearms. uhhhh... I don't think one has a responsibility to post an essay in response to each question just because they have the knowledge. and I definitely don't think the answer was bad, at all. it was direct, concise, carries no ...

On a serious note, it really pisses me off when people just write character flaws off as "oh its the condishun". People without legs can function in society, for crying out loud; symptoms of a defect can be overcome, and just having x condition isn't an excuse to accept things as they are...

you just need the right people to be with.

but it's not just that they think a playstyle is good; they may go on and tell every wizard character to go trog because magic sucks and is stupid to the point that some people get sufficiently annoyed that they never want those people heard again and make it happen I've been here for, what, 3 year...

I find rimes too hard
so I write haikus instead
am I too lazy?

we wore costumes, listened to music, ate crap food, pretended to be of the opposite gender (some of us), and I even kissed a girl. of course it was an appropriate Carnaval, what do you mean?

on the other hand, if we can make things easier to our fellow human beings, yeah, I think we should. if I don't have legs, I'll be happy that there are adequate ramps for me to use. if I have autism, I will be happy if people avoid talking to me in a way I can't fully understand. and it is not reall...

cute.

carnival was very cool for me this year. I was a Warlock. a level 3 warlock.
we played DnD for five days straight.

what's with you and odors lately, njvack?

Sar wrote:dude

how very sexist of you.

It appears annoying and derailing when posters act like everyone shares their assumptions, that e.g. your goal is to win a game at all costs or something, and hone all their language to fit that perspective, which leads to something like "calling everything except their specific playstyle terr...

yours. I love that you sticked to that bet with duvessa.
Sar's is a close second, always loved it.

with my amazing art skillz, I made the IOoD icon. devs, plz use it.

Magipi wrote:Has anyone succeeded to find out what the fuck this thread is?

it is beautiful. :")

Aethrus wrote:What would be fun is a God who uses piety like a fighting game style super meter. Piety decays rapidly outside of combat, builds up during fights, spend it for secret techniques and super moves.

I woke up from my slumber just to say this is supa cool.

Sprucery wrote:It's an OoD with an apple logo.

it also costs double mana, and does not really do anything special.

I was sure I've heard it somewhere. thought I had a deja vu.
that's one well executed copy-pasta, IMO.

I used to dream I was a deer.
then when the deer went to sleep, I woke up.
was I a man dreaming of being a deer?
or a deer dreaming of being a man?
this is totally original and I did not copy from anyone.

after so much time, I come back to have my thanks crudely stolen from me. fuck you PoGo!

excuse me, but if any coders are avaliable, they should make Crawl Dating Sim. it's obviously the optimal choice.

would this god manage into trunk without removing DD and Vp?

Sar wrote:there is some candy in my van

ohhhh! free candy!
I'll go there when I finish masturbating to duvessa's post history.

Rast wrote:I had a dream that there was a deckbuilding game based on Crawl.

Dungeons of Nemelex Xobeh

moocowmoocow wrote:
daggaz wrote:Impying you would send anything but pizza..

I would guess the potion to be like potion of porridge, except it's blended up pizza.

sounds delicious!

oh, no, please have mercy!
(yeah, I meant to post on the mut meat thread, but everyone that would read it there will read it here, so it matters little.)

I think it really should work like 1st potions petition version. For example you could get: 1) Makh' summon, Kiku's Corpses delivery, Trog Hostile BIA 2) Xom gift, Zin Cure all Muts, Jiyva BadMut Wrath 2) Ely's greater heal, Zin's Vitalization, Vehumet's fiery burst of rage this would be absolutely...

mutagenic chunks are cool for TrCk of xom looking for a Jyiva altar. for not a thing else.

they wake up early, and go to sleep early. so, nah.

the memes are coming. I wish we could stop them, but it is futile. they will overwhelm our forces, and there is nothing we can do. it's hopeless.

but -3 dex, it will completely ruin the character.

clop-clop <3

late > early:
you get to stay up after midnight, when your noisy roomates are asleep, and finaly get some fucking privacy and peace to play something, study, and do whatever.

I would say white is a better color, but mods would come out of nowhere and delete my post.

twelwe wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:I propose we limit Twelwe's ability to create threads to one a day. all in favor say "Ay!", all against do a double backflip while wearing a sombrero.

Ay!

this is already the case but i have rollover minutes

it does not work that way ¬¬

I propose we limit Twelwe's ability to create threads to one a day. all in favor say "Ay!", all against do a double backflip while wearing a sombrero.

Ay!

now I imagine my town's priest using only that, because it uses up the armor slot. thank you bcadren, now I can't sleep.

Sandman25 wrote:I have never used Steam or Google Play

fuck hydras. one or two are cool, but when you find 18 hydras from lair1 to lair6, with an axe wielding HOCk, it makes you want to punch a wall. which I did, and now my hand hurts. it may surprise you all, but I have issues with anger management. u.u

you will now know why you fear the night.

I should be able to wear any artifacts that are "distressingly furry" for... reasons.

wow, I finally found the amulet of yendor. I feel so hardcore and oldschool now.

oh, yeah, I guess. that sucks.

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