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lava orcs, who would think about such absurd race?

Alistair's intoxication has a fucking great flavor, though. seriously: converting brain into alcohol, used in wizard parties as an icebreaker, that's fucking genius.

well, I tried to make slime trolls work quite a lot of times. had a lot of fun too.

we reddit now.

well, it is harder because you dont document pretty much every step of your personal life on the tavern :roll: but... http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/young-male-chef-wearing-toque-smiling-isolated-over-white-32907323.jpg :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: edit: you also sound like you have well kept nails...

except if you are ugly as a train crashing on a bicycle. i'll take "probably not the best thing to say to a guy looking for confidence" for 200 alex I had to google it for a long time trying to find out what it means. cool. but seriously, I bet Cerebovssquire is actually pretty cute. I do...

Blizzard paying respects to Crawl again. cool.

in your place, I would stutter a "w-w-w-wanna go on a d-d-d-date sometime? I-I-I rrreally like you" and blush violently. yeah. but seriously, friendships do not really end because you say "hey, I'm attracted to you." except if you are ugly as a train crashing on a bicycle.

oh, I see. yeah, I totally agree, this one is cooler.

wheals wrote:
WingedEspeon wrote:am worshipping Chei!

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

clutters your message screen for absolutely no gain, and is not really amusing.
yeah, I think so.

hum... any reason in particular?

Greyr wrote:I had a dream once where If you pee, you pee in real life.

haha, this guy peed his pants.
hey, why did you chose that leaf as an avatar?

I have no fucking idea why I like to post here so damn much. maybe because you all are amazing, and I dont know that many people who like the same things as I do. Reddit is too damn big, my Facebook is crap, but here, I know everyone, everyone knows me, everyone likes crawl, for example. (except Sar...

my only complaint about double and triple swords is that they look silly, and for some goddamn reason I can't stand the tought of my characters looking silly. I mean, I ctrlqyes when my Ds develops antennae.

wheals wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:the place is a messed up hellhole of a tavern, with crackheads and drunken people on the floor everywhere

If you don't like use you could just say so!

no, I mean, it was other hellhole of a tavern. :lol:

going on a date with a random girl on tinder she is not the girl on the picture I stay anyway because I'm not bothered by appearance, but the lie is dumb. she takes me to her favourite bar. the place is a messed up hellhole of a tavern, with crackheads and drunken people on the floor everywhere ther...

mods, please move this to the appropriate subforum, k thx bye.

we are not here to be classy. we are here to be manly ogres and bash each other's heads with clubs. yes, even the girls.

exept if you are following fedhas, then you should get extra piety for contributing to the ecossistem.

what's a goliath beetle?

PM everyone on the tavern, so the deletion means pretty much nothing.
seriously, I'm so curious.

kids, that's why you dont do drugs.

that's really cool. it means you can create a god, and make the elves worship it. coding is fun.

nice. probably each monster is tagged with the god they worship, and most monsters follow none. which other gods have monster followers?

moocowmoocow wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:mother's day sucks when your mother is dead, and your little brother wants do die to meet her again.

Sorry man, that's rough.

I should apologise, the Tavern is not the place for drunk depressed posts. we are doing alright. ^^

mother's day sucks when your mother is dead, and your little brother wants do die to meet her again.

Pteriforever wrote:

Why does there need to be rC-? WHYYYYY??!!??!

because it preaches Defense by Offense.

no it isn't, I would give my balls to have no balls.

Serious proposal that's superfluous like this: Replace River Rats with Capybara. the river near my house is filled with Capybaras. they are big. and stinky. but their meat is delicious, and river rats are inedible, so does not work. DUDE I WANT TO COME VISIT When you say 'filled' do you mean there ...

being asexual doesnt mean your libido was forcefully destroyed it means it was never there in the first place. or in some cases, was there but went away on its own. i bet you dont like eating spiders either, is that because your spider eating ibido was forcefully destroyed? no it just means you don...

wanting to kick any guy in the guts is a result of sublimated libido, says my terapist. :roll: if your libido is changing from the solid phase to the gaseous phase without going through the liquid phase you need a physician not a therapist meaning "forcefully destroyed", yeah. "Subli...

Hirsch I wrote:I strongly dislike people who double post and quote themselves.

yeah, me too.

I strongly dislike people who double post and quote themselves.

I use w to wield :( offtopic dude! returning to the topic of therapists, mine is pretty ok. helps me navigate a lot of new emotions I'm feeling now. its easier to deal with grief when you have someone you can talk about this shit all the time, and he will not walk away in boredom. really nice. he a...

oh, yeah. damn, how did I forget?

wanting to kick any guy in the guts is a result of sublimated libido, says my terapist. :roll: waifuism is a strange culture, but I cant really blame them for it. I mean, keeping a relationship is hard. as in, challenging, frustrating at times, and comes with a shitload of unwritten rules. some peop...

"I, Asshole"

you dont eat bacon? or chicken? cows smell a lot too.

or a woman with very very manly feet. :lol:

Duivie, are you alright? do you wanna talk about it, dear? talk to us, where you doing drugs lately?

Greyr wrote:thats definitely not butter

what?
oh.
ohhh...

CYC is filled with very bored people these days. damn, you guys!

tasonir wrote:
Pollen_Golem wrote:More importantly, he is the only god that doesn't have any active abilities. He might as well be a... species intrinsic.

Vehumet.

yeah, but using Vehumet as an example of good design is... less than ideal.

fuck, Treerex, your posts are getting worse by the day. I know it's CYC, but man... c'mon bro let's not pretend there's some high bar treerex is failing to surpass here. I've read worse proposals in GDD. you are right, I guess. I'm just becoming an old, bitter man. I remember when I was the one spr...

fuck, Treerex, your posts are getting worse by the day. I know it's CYC, but man...

rockygargoyle wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:copy pasted it to Reddit, got a LOT (13) upvotes. this is now a copypasta. thank you good sir.

But you removed all dcss references! You traitor!

well, copy-pastas are often adapted for the context.
wait, are you E-Stalking me? mods, plz ban.

it really is. thanks for showing us. here, let me show you the song of my people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpt43Ki1vqA nobody here speaks Portuguese, so I translated the lyrics for you: I stand by The truth Of the answers of a child This is life, life is beautiful and beautiful. To live Not b...

which would be great. there is so much XP in this game....

table saws can be dangerous. my granddad lost parts of all of his fingers, one at a time, over 60 years. I was in his house when he lost the ring finger. he screamed "CONSTANCIA (my grandma) I CUT ANOTHER ONE OFF" and tried to superglue it back in.

magic wands checks for AC, doesnt it? Magic wands actually do appear to respect AC; at the very least my level 1 wizard mode character with +80 scale mail was often able to survive blasting himself with a wand of fire, often taking 0 damage. It'd also explain why Magic Dart sometimes does 0 damage ...

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