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I got cocked to life once. It was horrible. :cry: all of us got cocked to life, if you think about it. :lol: edit: about that forum, they said the Tiles are ripped from other games. dev scum, the brazilian bureau of internet investigation saw through your lies! :lol: edit2: damn, I'm so fucking mad...

everyone makes fun of everyone around here. I really do not see how you would think it is something personal. but that's beyond the point. I sincerely believe that having your offline games matter, for tournaments, highscores etcetera, would be a great leap for Crawl. we would have the vocal minorit...

I would be fucked, I'm as dirty mouthed as a pirate with Tourette's.

congrats on becoming a Dev, Rast! :lol:

we will marry next summer. thank you, Dowan!

rockygargoyle wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:hey, I'm brazillian, I tried to meet other br users. most are inactive though.

I'm a br user!

Ah! cool! you are probably the only brazillian I know that plays crawl

we will slowly take over the tavern. beware, we will come for your jobs! :lol:

dornbeast wrote:"That book is BORING," Xom says.
Your book of Air transforms into a Xom's Grimoire of Chaotic Conflagration!

ftfy

hey, I'm brazillian, I tried to meet other br users. most are inactive though.

Minmay

Sar wrote:minmay has completely snapped

this is always my first assumption. :roll:

randomly acted sane for a period of time, giving piety, abilities, and conduct, only to suddenly become xom again when you try to use the abilities.

I just splashed a TrCK of Jiyva at ascension, and I would put it at S+ simply because it does not make you want to ctrlqyes at the lategame. didn't have that much fun with the game in quite some time.

DsMo with claws, ignite blood, inner flame, hellfire. hehehehe you can't have both ignite blood and hellfire on a Ds Ignite blood is tier 2 facet and hellfire is tier 3, so it should be possible (unless this was changed recently and/or there is some special-cased exclusion). I'm not sure. I know yo...

DsMo with claws, ignite blood, inner flame, hellfire. hehehehe

XuaXua wrote:So... Dwarf Fortress?

no, totally different.

bcadren wrote:Snake 3D was a failure

well, I spent way more time playing that than I'm confortable admitting. :lol:

you really enjoy 3Dificating things, dont you? the same with Snake 3D...
movement will be underwater style, or there will be gravity? maybe subjective gravity like some DnD planes?

hehe, Onan's Rod :roll:

I'm too poor to sue.

good thing: I was never really attracted to butts, was more of a boobie guy. but these days I'm dating a black girl with a reaaally nice, bubbly ass. I'm enjoying it very much.
bad thing: having to write "good thing bad thing" on my post so it isn't offtopic.

pollen gollem please stop posting pictures of me on the tavern, k, thx.

oh, ok, sorry then. can we lock this thread? I'm not really happy with the way the discussion is going over my removed posts...

Removed a post from mps attacking people who aren't comfortable with misogyny and issued a warning. I'm really not comfortable with your usage of the word misogyny, no offense. (not saying mps's comment was not over the top, sorry mps.) what part of "I admire women, and wish I was one, because...

let it flow man. I used to like this girl, you see. Gabriela. she was a cute, short, funny red head. she liked everything I did, we played the same games, and she was quite into me, apparently. but one night, me, two more guys and three girls went on to play Twister, MTG and watch movies at my house...

but, you see, I'm not saying women have it easy. I'm saying I, specifically, do not enjoy much of the perks of being a man, and envy women. that's the same thing as saying I dont enjoy being a white man, and envy black men. that simile isn't really helping your case at all you think? I dont see why...

Sar wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:I have it tatooed on my penis

good thinking, this way no one will ever see it but you!

hey! magnifying glasses are pretty cheap, you know? :roll:

For starters, it's off topic, and the OP expressed a request for moderation. On top of that, complaining about how easy another class of people have it is tacky and unlikely to yield anything aside from dismissal of or insults to people of that class. Would you question my removing posts about how ...

I have it tatooed on my penis, so I can look discretely when I forget.

apparently envying women so much makes me a misogynist prick or something.

Lasty wrote:Mod note: removing the posts on the topic of men having worse lives than women. Edit: also removed all the ball stuff.

what about buttstuff, is it allowed?

actually, Xom is much better than no god. maybe not if you are starting with him, but he is actually useful.

duvessa wrote:
Hirsch I wrote:
duvessa wrote:losing their genitals wasn't enough to get 200 piety? i would have ^qyes

you show a really big appreciation for your genitals and sexy elves for an asexual man.
are asexual men not allowed to make jokes

good point.

XuaXua wrote:'m OK with the fish that goes up your pee-pee.

as a Brazillian, I'm fucking not ok with them.

why? they are alive, and taken care of.
edit: yeah, what arry said.
edit 2: what pollengolem said, not arry. damn man, I was sleepy.

duvessa wrote:losing their genitals wasn't enough to get 200 piety? i would have ^qyes

you show a really big appreciation for your genitals and sexy elves for an asexual man. :roll:

Kratos is a wuss.

twelwe wrote:i thought this was a forums reply command

you've been using it for a while, yeah?

jejorda2 wrote:I don't think I would ever learn which way is h and which way is j in 3D.

3 years playing, and I still didn't, even in 2D.

for some reason, this makes me unreasonably angry.

hahahahaha
I fucking love you all.

At the danger of falling for the horroscope trap (vague descriptions that apply to anyone) you're mostly right except for the hair - straight, almost blonde. I was super blonde as a kid, but now it's moved somewhat more towards brown. I still call it ash blonde, but if you wanted to call it light b...

yeah, it is not conclusive or anything, but all in good fun.

Elystan wrote:It does. INTP types are one type more likely to want to put people into different categories.

well, it makes sense, actually. easier to deal with.

you're no fun. :sad:

so, I recently took this (http://www.16personalities.com) personality quizz. I found it to be quite accurate, and a bit of fun. so, I'm curious about which kind of personality you guys and gals roll. I got INTP "The Logician", and it fits pretty well. made me feel a little bit proud, even ...

treerex5 wrote:Dith should just be a black square.

MFW I have a cousin who's Dith.

bcadren actually posted his face, i believe. that's how I know my guess was right. I still think I saw him before, but I can't remember when T.T Hirsch: I'm certain I've posted enough on this forum for you to guess at me let's see... in my crystal ball, Tasonir appears to have a curly, black hair, ...

"young-male-chef-wearing-toque-smiling-isolated-over-white.jpg" Dang dude, how did you know? Actually my eyebrows are pretty stiff. I have always wanted to be able to, like, do the wave with them and stuff but I am just physically unable. My nails are usually pretty well kept (I was just ...

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