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There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's ...

i pronounce it the second way you've listed OP

CypherZel wrote:They should release the engine so I can make dark crawl

*pc walks into swirling portal*

____The Abyss (no not that abyss a different abyss this one has stuff in it)____

CypherZel wrote:
Arrhythmia wrote:
miyazaki ending the soulsborne series is unforgivable
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Did not know this ;_; .

jokes aside, i respect the hell out of the man for not milking the cash-cow dry. dark souls 3 is a hell of a note to leave on.

CypherZel wrote:I would pay money to have crawl remade in the style of a souls game, but not as slow as the first 2 souls games so maybe either bloodborne or 3 fighting speed

miyazaki ending the soulsborne series is unforgivable

content: i'd like to see bloax do a 64x64 tileset all by himself.

you know when i think of "dog-lady assassin" i never really considered "sexy midriff and thong" but everyone's got their own muse

a kobold summoner summoning a loyal canine familiar who loves him with all his heart, and then the next panel is an orc warrior cutting the dog in half while the kobold escapes

Alternatively: why not leave them as "better damage than other weapons but no gimmick"? That seems like a perfectly fine niche for M&F to occupy IMO. The problem here is riposte is "better damage than other weapons but no gimmick" in disguise. So maces and long blades still ...

http://s-z.org/neil/git/?p=crawl.git;a=commit;h=bf060b28d32dc39b5feba62e899a604faef33a31

TOOK YOU GUYS LONG ENOUGH

a human transmuter like, cutting dudes up with sword hands while hydra heads grow from his neck eating other dudes

i, for one, am just happy to know that minmay and i both think airstrike goes "Fwmph"

i do not think this thread will have the outcome you want it to have

Cheibrodos312: Hey arrhy, we're trying to come up with some nicknames for wheals, did you have any? Arrhythmia: Well, one time we were about to have sex and he was too drunk to get it up. So we laid there awhile and it was pretty awkward. Then, he stood up on the bed with the covers wrapped around ...

dowan wrote:How you know dowan and duvessa aren't stepsiblings? Maybe they just identify as siblings. Maybe elves consider all other elves their 'siblings'.

ah yes, the "pornhub argument". surprising, yet effective.

Shouldn't incorporeal things be immune to most damage? I mean, your sword should just pass through. Maybe they're solid enough to provide some resistance to your sword, and the flames pass through them and hurt them, but by the next turn the flame's on the floor - what is there to stick to? It's li...

i, for one, look forward to whatever lunatic decides to make a go of incursion-ing crawl

While as one of the subjects of these posts, I kinda agree they're gross, they're nowhere near the grossest thing that happens on this forum. Silly incest jokes about video game characters made in good humor are nowhere near as disruptive and bad for discourse as the many posts made just to insult ...

people also misspell "insect" as "incest" a LOT that has happened precisely twice in the whole history of tavern https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/search.php?keywords=incest&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sr=posts&sk=t&sd=d&st=0&ch=-1&t=0&...

duvessa wrote:some imp is playing doom 2 at work and asmodeus yells at him to get back to work (in hell they only have old windows 98 computers, thats why its hell)

anywhere you can play Going Down is not hell

Are there kids reading CYC? I'm reading CYC and would prefer if stupid/tasteless/unfunny "edgy" jokes were left at the door inb4 "much like your posting" All of the adjectives you listed there are subjective to you and your own sense of humour, fair enough if you don't like a ce...

Give applicable monsters a category of "incorporeal" or "insubstantial" or "a ghost" or something similar, meaning they can't be sticky flamed, aren't affected by shatter, and anything else that only applies to ghosts etc. Just like flying things are not additionally s...

Sar wrote:
Arrhythmia wrote:these post annoy me so ban everyone

ty mr. backseat mod

hey at least i'm posting the backseat moderation forum about this!

This just strikes me as power creep OP.

At the moment there are, I believe, only a few monsters with sticky flame resistance, mottled drakes/draconians, and any monster on the W glyph. This is really terrible because it only affects one spell, and is communicated literally no where, in no way, aside from the player losing a turn if they t...

Sure, but the difference between sinv and Yara's is that if I'm inattentive around sinv the worst that's happened is status quo; if I'm inattentive around Yara's then suddenly I'm either dead or horribly mutated. Damage and the amount of contamination can be balanced. Yara's is a way better mutatio...

Sure, but the difference between sinv and Yara's is that if I'm inattentive around sinv the worst that's happened is status quo; if I'm inattentive around Yara's then suddenly I'm either dead or horribly mutated. That doesn't sound fun.

After thinking about it, I think making charms undesirable around 5 monsters is a bad idea for exactly the same reason that making flight undesirable around 3 monsters is, it just becomes this weird cognitive burden on the player to remember to not cast a charm in front of them, while casting charms...

If this is the thread where we hash out where the line is w/r/t content we're willing to have on the Tavern, I'm all for it. Our rules just forbid "offensive material," in addition to the various forms of bigotry we don't welcome here. In the past, I've mostly seen this rule applied exclu...

be probated for making them.

no opinion on the monster's spell but don't bring back phase shift it was a bad spell

This is a good idea, I'm surprised I haven't seen the post linking to a commit that has done this. you could add some sort of significant cost to it (I'm thinking berserk-level hunger). This isn't a significant cost, just a significant annoyance. Or exhaustion, whatever keeps the children from bers...

Real Post: some of Nemelex's cards. The descriptions are pretty cool!

Casting r/dMsl used to cost a turn as well. yes, this is what I meant as huge buff. would you like to change swiftness to be instant also? I hope not. It would not make sense to make current swiftness permanent, because it has a significant drawback when it runs out. Prior to whenever swiftness was...

Flight should never be a drawback. It should basically be a more interesting resistance, in that instead of just reducing damage against certain types of attacks, it should have other beneficial effects, like avoiding traps and terrain hazards. I disagree with OP, it is a huge buff for TeBe which I...

Thank god.

At the moment, Te only getting temp-flight at level 7 means that you actually get all the benefits of flight with the extra burden of having to remember to manually press it until sometime after lair. I think this is pretty bad, and that unlike say, the perma-rmsl change, this will not actually sign...

IMO Crawl should have less corner cases rather than more, and the number of corner cases sac love has inspired means it should never have been added.

duvessa wrote:Lots of species in the game are more adept as "hybrids" than high elves. At the very least: humans, centaurs, demigods, draconians, deep dwarves, merfolk, minotaurs, ogres, hill orcs, trolls, vampires, and vine stalkers.

let's you and me pretend like i only thanked this half of the post

Almost every human aptitude is above average, and every background in the game is better as a human than as a high elf. What more do you want? You're right. We shouldn't remove High Elves, then. Two compelling reasons to keep Hu in instead of HE: 1. We are humans, not elves (modulo minmay) 2. There...

Hey, why are High Elves being removed in exchange for Ogre Mage? High Elves are special in that they can engage in all three primary forms of combat (Melee/Ranged/Magic) easily, and their selection of tools are narrow enough to make them as interesting in addition to -10% HP making them require a d...

The Fo is the best one. It's so good. Using a red cross is fine because it's a nice geometric shape(and very similar patterns are on crawl shield tiles for "no reason" as well) and shields look better with color instead of just being dull metal. Who cares if it's the templar's cross. at t...

We did it team! Good job!

i'd like to just say that if you check out the wikipedia page for basajaun there is TOTALLY a dece nipple on it, highly recommended.

CypherZel wrote:I'm actually not a fan of the cartoonish splash screens, nothing kills the mood more then that shitty duvessa dowan image. Crawl is an old and gritty game and should have old and gritty art to suit it

an old gritty game with "yaktaurs" and "death cobs"

Tengu > Formicid > Octopode > Spriggan >> (this is the line where I don't think they should go in) Fe > Mennas > Fannar > VS > Iron Giant >> Sigmund. The tornado one is unranked because it just doesn't strike me as a splash screen. e: I am totally fucking in love with the Tengu though, and would lik...

Hey OP here's a challenge for you: Let's say I've got some goal "I want Fireball under 5% in Scale Mail". It'd be cool if I could it that information, my species and stats, and it would spit out the most XP-efficient distribution of skill across Spc, spell schools, and Armour to reach that...

Rast wrote:Would it protect from miasma and mutation and chaos clouds also?

Qaz could use the buff regardless, just had to mention that the nastiest cloud types are ones that the player doesn't generate.

They're clouds, so sure, why not.

After that, remove the hunger cost from normal berserk too, and then from everything else, and then remove food.

Channeling didn't really used to have a cost to it. It made the game more fun to not have to sit and rest between fights for a full health, mana drained caster. A change to the game to make resting a More common action seems counter-intuitive to having fun. I, for one, find nothing fun in pressing ...

I'm a little confused as to what you're saying; is it that having both eveningstars and demonwhips are a problem? If so, why is it a problem, and why isn't it a problem shared by LB (with demon blades and double blades)?

e: And how is it solved by adding a gimmick to M&F?

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