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My guess would be it's purely flavor. Gladiators, mercenaries, and minor wizards get paid more than monks, assassins get paid more still, and doctors make the most.

Confidence Interval wrote:More to the point, who is Mrs Cerebov?

And when Cerebov does have certain... desires, they do have a convenient squire removing the need for a Mrs Cerebov.

Doesn't exist. The devs don't want to have little cerebovs scampering around, getting under cerebov's feet, and eventually turning into big cerebov's.

I seem to remember that "Cerebov" is a deliberate misspelling of " Cerebus ", the Canadian demigod of misogyny (whose name is itself a misspelling of Cerberus), but I can't recall where I read it. Maybe I imagined it. That would be hilarious if it were the case, but I doubt. I r...

Would you mind posting the morgue file?

This IMFDB article on far cry 2 in pretty bloody hilarious.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Far_Cry_2

+6 ring of dexterity.

Thoughts. Only having straight sideways choices sounds like it'll make it hard to increase the difficulty, as if there's no best choice, there's going to be a lot of swapping around. Perhaps the core could generate heat, which in most places is not absorbed through the walls of the station, but in a...

What is the sound of the bluing on a rifle barrel in your dreams? In mine it's a slow pipe march.

I'd be willing to at the least, read your idea and give feedback.

No, there are this many colors.

You always win?

Grimm wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:You only just realized that!?

Weird members should get special coloured names.

There won't be enough colors.

You only just realized that!?

Or inanimate object even.

Merfolk and demigods.

But that's not a pun or double-meaning.

New unrandart.
The -1 Robe of the Rash Guard (rHydra+++)

joellercoaster wrote:If Sonja spawns with a potion of speed, you're gonna regret burning that one scroll of blinking earlier.

Rarely have I been so thoroughly pwn3d in two turns of Crawl.

You're back!
Also, /poly and /paralyze works wonders on Sonja.

This game is truly amazing, it's a low fantasy turn-based survival game. http://www.jmp.fi/~smaarane/urw.html

But killing thousands of innocent quokka by yourself isn't insensitive to those poor quokka, all ready traumatized from quokka socca'?

With a HOPr you only rarely get several thousand followers. It's more like Age of Empires in the scale.

No one except the uncivilized heretics drink their whiskey with ice, it's not just a Scottish thing.

Ice in their whiskey? HERESY!!

Ammo from a launcher of holy wrath isn't consumed on use, unless something changed extremely recently.

Not that anybody in the forum cares, but this is my opinion on homosexual men summarised by a favourite comedian. He's awesome anyway, check him out. Interesting that he doesn't seem to complain about heterosexual people having sex on his lawn or his table when he's mowing his lawn or eating breakf...

Oh yes, 100% XP.

Regretably, such slurs have a tendency to do that. I appreciate your moderation.

I also noticed the connection between Iskenderun and crawl, and I made a joke up about it.
Q: What do you call a fun Turkish wizard's party?
A: Iskenderun's mystic blast.

At level 13, quokka mature into quoll.

That's tiny. The little guys are halflings and kobolds.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megabat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
That's why.

Sounds good.

Age of Crawl.
Total Crawl.
Europa Crawl.

What I mean is that if everyone gets a custom title, soon no one will see the regular titles. Also, devs, add more portals. We need additional alliteration.

That's wrong as long as you aren't using a blunt weapon. Also, useless for this person.

If crypt's getting axed and turned into a portal, can I be a Crypt Canadian? Soon the new titles will have lost all meaning.

Did you die?

Is the Glaive of Prune often guarded by the wrinkly dragon?

I think that's a bad idea. The back room is about designing crawl and getting crawl to run, where as the tavern is about playing crawl and crawl humor.

Abyss Adventurer?

charms, translocations

That's worth putting on TvTropes.

The chaos brand can indeed polymorph.

Faith is one of the best amulets in my opinion as well.

Grimm wrote:
evktalo wrote:So that's why there hasn't been an update to Angry Moth.

Wait - why?

Because sex. (Or at least I think that's what they meant.)

Good luck. They're everywhere, so finding a recipient may be difficult. On a certain other relatively small forum I'm on, there 234 copies of Dota 2 floating around.

Only in the lair.

Evolution mutation.

"If you ever wanted to escape out of the pan into the fire, this is your chance. This gateway allows you to return from this place via a nice scenic path through infinite madness."

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