Clearly the solution here is to nerf pizza.

Well, I might be pretty new at this game and fairly terrible but I figured this challenge was simple enough so I went for it. Got a tier 1: Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.19-a0-453-g7eaa1ff (webtiles) character file. 24094 Amphouse the Carver (level 13, -28/83 HPs) Began as a Halfling Fighter on...